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The Scrappiest Place On Earth: Brutal Brawl Briefly Shutters Disneyland Teacup Ride
Disneyland in Anaheim, California briefly transformed from the happiest place on Earth to the scrappiest place on Earth this past weekend after a massive brawl broke out between a handful of angry Disney adults.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Cop On Cop Brutality: Paul Blart Regrets His First Day as a Real Cop
A Los Angeles Police Department officer inadvertently found themselves playing IRL GTA last week, slamming straight into another cop running across the street while attempting to track down an allegedly stolen vehicle.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Was The NFL Super Fan Really Just A Publicity Stunt?
The internet loves a good conspiracy.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I’m Just Trying To Do My Job': Female Cashier Films Herself Getting Hit On While At Work
The only thing worse than navigating annoying, entitled customers at work? Navigating annoying, entitled customers who demand that you flirt with them while on the job.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Peter Griffin Arrested for Running Commercial Massage Parlor That Specialized in Offering Sexual Favors for Clients
Being a police officer can be stressful. So if you’re a cop who’s just getting off the job, is there a better way to relax than going to one of the five happy-ending massage parlors you own?
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘Launch That Monkey Off the Edge’: Bali Monkeys Are Extorting Tourists By Stealing Their Cell Phones
Though they may reside at Bali’s Uluwatu temple, the Macaque monkeys living at the tourist hotspot are far from pious, having evidently taught themselves to pickpocket unsuspecting visitors and hold their valuables for ransom.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'We Would Talk Every Single Day’: OnlyFans Model Horrified After Learning Her Top Subscriber Was Secretly Her Step-Dad
“Stepdad, what are you doing?” That’s the question that OnlyFans model Taila Maddison found herself asking after she discovered her top subscriber was none other than her stepfather.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Swifties Are Performing Séances At Taylor Swift’s Concert Movie
Swiftie influencer @calihollywood recently took to TikTok to share some shocking security camera footage purportedly captured during a recent showing of Swift’s film, depicting several fans holding hands and walking in a circle in front of the screen.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘She’s On Her 'Pay Attention to Me Tour": Jada Pinkett Smith Is Airing Dirty Laundry Absolutely No One Asked For
Long before Jada Pinkett Smith landed into an entanglement with August, partially catalyzed the infamous Academy Awards slap, and started getting a bit too candid about her personal life on the internet, the actress had greater ambitions than Hollywood —
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘Do You Know How Powerful That Must Have Been?’: Woman’s Mud Bath Fart Defies the Laws of Nature
Despite what some men think, women fart.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘Umm, Slay!’: Local Dad Wears Crop Top and Short Shorts at School Board Meeting, Swears He’s Making a Point
Far be it from me to yuck anyone’s yum, but does anyone else feel like this Arizona dad was just waiting for an opportunity to bust out the crop top and shorts?
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Man Spends Three Years in Jail Because Authorities Couldn’t Figure Out How to Open Email Attachment
Governments around the world are run by the tech illiterate. Despite the fact that over 90 percent of Americans use the internet, government officials are still very much at the “can’t rotate pdf” level of tech understanding.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'That's It, I'm Calling Her': Everyone Is Down Horrendous For Ham Leg
Think you’re down bad? No matter how thirsty you may be, Twitter proved that there will always be someone thirstier after a pre-packaged ham leg sent the entire website into an ex-dialing frenzy.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Everyman Hero Cam Newton Proudly States He Has a Very Average-Sized Hog
You’ve heard people brag about big dicks. You’ve read Redditors complain about having small dicks. Now, get ready for a new frontier in the world of penis-themed conversations: being content with your okay hog.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘What Are They Training For?’: Behold the Workout Class Where You Get Beaten With a Tire
Looking to snag the perfect beach body? Try having a burly man throw a big tire at your abs, a technique that has found itself at the center of Twitter’s latest viral video.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
