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'Does Anyone Else Have a Bad Feeling That This Is More Than Just a Test?': Conspiracy Posters Suspicious About Wednesday's Emergency Alert System Test
At approximately 2:20 PM on Wednesday, nearly every phone, television and radio across the United States will receive a not-so-panicked ping.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
The Woman Suing Disney For Her 'Injurious Wedgie' Suffered 'Severe Vaginal Lacerations' and Had Protruding Bowels
Though Emma McGuinness may have headed to Walt Disney World’s Typhoon Lagoon water park for a day of fun in the sun, she found herself in “A Whole New World” of pain after suffering an “injurious wedgie” that caused severe bleeding and organ damage.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'If God Wanted Us to Wipe…': We've Found Her – The One Woman In America Who Doesn’t Wipe Her Bum
Though straight men may have a terrible reputation for not cleaning their nether regions, they are apparently far from alone when it comes to hitting the streets with dirty bums.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'What a Sense of Entitlement She Has': Bridezilla Decidedly the A-Hole After Demanding Bridesmaid Get Mole Removed For Wedding Photos
The bridesmaid in question, Redditor u/RudeLab9732, took to r/AmITheAsshole in search of clarity on this spotty situation, asking if they would be in the wrong if they opted to ignore the bride.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘His Hat’s On Backward’: Elon Musk Roasted For Cowboy Cosplay In "Border Update" Livestream
Though Elon Musk may have cemented himself — for better or worse — as a titan of the tech industry, it appears there’s one modern invention he still has yet to master: The elusive cowboy hat.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'My Husband Saw This!': How A Medieval Staircase Led To A Man Discovering His Husband Was Cheating On Him
One TikTok influencer learned a tough lesson about thirst trapping too close to the sun, landing at the center of a viral cheating scandal after snapping a cute post-hookup video in his date’s old time-y Parisian stairwell.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
