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SoCal Mall Evacuated after a Suspicious-Looking Toilet Was Feared to Be a Bomb

Last night authorities were called to the Americana Mall in Glendale, California after a suspicious-looking toilet was found near an AMC movie theatre. The toilet, which had been spray-painted with drawings and words, was mistaken for a bomb.

In Honor of 'International Dog Day' Check Out These Rowdy Bitches

It’s International Dog Day! That means it’s time to celebrate man’s best friend!

'If Trump Weighs 215, I'm A Bodybuilder': No One Actually Believes Former President Donald Trump Is 6’3” 215

Though he may be famed for serving as our nation’s 45th president, having a horrific spray tan and becoming the only POTUS in United States history to earn the highly-coveted Mugshawty status, former President Donald Trump could have had one heck of a pro

GTA IRL: Dude Holds Up Traffic By Doing Donuts In Crowded Intersection, Ticks off Fellow Drivers

16 Fools Who Shouldn’t Have Ever Been Let Near A Forklift

If you work in a warehouse or on a construction site, a consistent feature of your job likely includes lifting heavy things up and down.

'I Need to See You!': Drew Barrymore's Stalker Confronts Her At Live Event

One deranged Drew Barrymore apparently wanted even more Barrymore this week, crashing the actress’ live discussion with artist Reneé Rapp in an apparent ill-fated attempt at getting close with the star.

'This Indictment Is A Travesty': 'Borat 2' Star Rudy Giuliani Has Been Booked On Election Interference Charges

Great news for mobsters still bitter about Rudy Giuliani’s passion for prosecuting RICO cases — America’s Mayor has turned himself in after getting hit with several racketeering charges related to his alleged attempt at overthrowing the results of the 202

Livvy Dunne Continues to Post Photoshopped Pictures After Being Caught Red Handed

Louisiana State Gymnast Olivia Dunne proved that even elite athletes have their own fair share of things they’d change about their appearances, finding herself in the hot seat after allegedly altering several photos shared to her social media pages.

'They Don't Have Stanley Kubrick': Moon Landing Truthers Call BS On India's Moon Landing

India made history on Wednesday after their Chandrayaan-3 mission landed safely on the moon’s south pole, cementing itself as the first nation to successfully touch down on the largely unexplored region of the lunar surface.

Antinatalists Are Livid Their Hero PewDiePie Had a Child

Last month, gaming Youtuber PewDiePie announced the birth of his son, Bjorn. Most people would say the birth of a baby is the most positive experience in one's life. However, not everyone shares these "universal" truths, and one community in particular, R

Burning Man's Black Rock City Is a Giant Mud Puddle Thanks to Hurricane Hilary

The west coast has been communing with Hurricane Hilary and it’s hurting the vibe

17 Overconfident People Who Thought They Could Drive Through Flood Water

Californians love to brag about their superior weather; opting for wildfires and earthquakes in the place of rain, snow, and cold. But this past weekend the perpetually dry state was greeted by record-breaking rainfall in the form of Hurricane Hilary.

Neighbors Call 911 On "Dead Man" Who Was Actually Just Having the Best Nap of His Life

TikTok user @cauliflowercarol noticed a man parked outside her apartment who “had a smashed car window and looked dead,” and when we say looked dead—he looked already six feet under.

Grindset Dude Bro Thinks He Invented Mornings, Afternoons In Viral Hustle Porn Rant

Until now, at least. On an episode of the Evan Carmichael Show featuring Ed Mylett, aka swagless Dave Bautista, Mylett explains how his own convoluted conception of time means that one day contains not one, not two, but three whole days.

Britney Spears Is Actually A Sword Guy

Britney Spears: International pop star, queen of spinning in circles and certified knife guy?

'How Is This Not the Biggest News for Humankind?': UFO Truthers Struggling to Return to Normal Life After Alien Hearing

Back in 2021, 60 Minutes aired a piece claiming that UFOs were “regularly spotted in restricted U.S. airspace.”

'Racist Sandra' Is Met with Mob after Video of Her Telling a Vendor to 'Go Back to Mexico' Goes Viral

The original video was posted by @enamoradoalex_ on Instagram where a woman confronted Antonio, the local tamales guy, telling him to not sell in front of her house.

Dillon Danis Attempts to Troll Logan Paul by Sharing Photos of His Fiancé with a Myriad of Other Men

Though YouTuber and dead body expert Logan Paul isn’t set to face off against MMA fighter Dillon Danis until October 14, the athlete is already attempting to get into his competitor’s head, sharing several photos of his fiancee, model Nina Agdal with a my

Kid Rock Goes Woke after Being Caught Drinking a Bud Light

Though Kid Rock famously obliterated several six packs of Bud Light with an AR-15 last spring after the brand partnered with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney, the artist appears to have joined the woke mob, quietly forgiving the beer brand for daring

'She’s Imitating a Bee': Tennis Player Tattles on Woman Making Bee Noises to Throw Off His Serve

The Cincinnati Masters tennis event took a turn for bee-zarre on Wednesday after one spectator tried to throw Greek tennis star Stefanos Tsitsipas off his game, loudly “imitating a bee” as he attempted to serve.

Keke Palmer Shades Ex in New Usher Video

You gotta love it when a story ends on a sweet note. So is the case for Keke Palmer and her ex-boyfriend Darius Jackson and their summer of shade.

As Divorce Rumors Swirl, Britney Spears Just Wants to Know What Horse She Should Buy

Though the world may be captivated by Britney Spears’ alleged divorce from her husband, model Sam Asghari, the princess of pop has one burning question — what kind of horse should she buy?

The Neighbors Who Communicate Through Knocks and Farts

Relationships with our neighbors are more complicated than they seem on shows like Friends — in this disconnected age, many of us, especially those living in cities, don’t know our neighbors very well, if at all.

Tenet Peeved After Mystery Shit Stinks Up Apartment

In a post on the subreddit r/mildlyinfuriating, redditor NearbyArrival1155 writes, “I put in a maintenance request to fix my toilet and came home to a massive mystery shit.”

Mobsters Can't Wait to Meet Rudy Behind Bars

As news that Giuliani may go down for charges related to the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act, the same act he promoted as a Federal prosecutor in the 1980s, a whole lot of mobsters are very excited at the prospects of seeing him around