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Woman Stalks Danny DeVito, Picks Prescription Up Under His Name in Attempt to Get the ‘Sunny’ Star in Her Music Video
An Australian singer has made it her mission to track down Danny DeVito in the hopes of having him star in her music video, going so far as attempting to pick up a prescription at a CVS he allegedly frequents in order to obtain his address.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'I’m Not Usually Racist At All But…': Bikini-Clad Karen Goes On Anti-Latino Rant In Newly Released Police Bodycam Footage
One bikini-clad Karen proved that even the most relaxing of pool days could be easily transformed into a racially-charged nightmare, embarking on a racist, anti-Latino rant after one of her neighbors took their family to the pool in their shared apartment
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'This Is Not A Jungle Gym': Influencer Roasted After Climbing On Grocery Store Display, Pissing Off Employees For TikTok Clout
TikToker @tooapree_us recently proved that there is such a thing as taking pranks too far, peeving retail employees — and in turn, several fans — after he climbed to the top of a grocery store display and refused to budge.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘I’ve Asked the Last Three Dudes I’ve Dated for Their Bank Account Info on the First Date’: Fans Peeved After Podcaster Admits She ‘Only Wants to Date A Wealthy Guy’
Former Call Her Daddy co-host Sofia Franklyn has made waves online after revealing in an interview that she has asked three men she recently dated for their bank account details on the first date.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Lawn Care Enthusiasts Have Lots of Feelings About Russian Official Killed In Drone Strike While Mowing Lawn
One relaxing lawn care Saturday turned deadly for Alexei Chernykh, a Police Lieutenant Colonel in the Russian Police force, after he was blown to smithereens by a drone strike as he mowed his lawn.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Racist Dude Learns Hard Lesson after Getting Slapped to the Ground for Using the N-Word
One white man recently learned the age-old lesson of “talk s**t, get hit” the hard way, landing a devastating palm to the face after attempting to use a racial slur while arguing with a Black man.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
OnlyFans’ Founder Paid Himself $1,000,000 in Bonuses A Day
While people online have been arguing back and forth about the ethics of OnlyFans and the perceived increase in the number of young women turning to online sex work, OnlyFans’ owner has, unsurprisingly, been getting rich off other people’s efforts.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
‘Does She Even Go Here?’: Lola Bunny Cosplayer Interrupts College Lecture With Safe-for-School ‘Strip Tease’
Admittedly, college lectures can be a bit boring, and I’m sure most students wouldn’t mind something fun to spice them up. But if you’re looking to add a little energy to a boring lecture, please don’t do this.
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'Let Me Be Clear, **** You!': Barstool Overlord Dave Portnoy Exchanges F-Bombs and Middle Fingers With Pizzeria Owner After Bad Review
When Barstool Sports overlord Dave Portnoy described one Massachusetts pizzeria’s famous slice as a “mess,” little did he know he’d land in one of his own, trading f-bombs and shirt-based insults with the restaurant's owner.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘Morgan’s Wailing’: Girls in Line for Bathroom Brawl It Out in a Porta Potty
In line for the bathroom at a Morgan Wallen concert taking place at PNC Park in Pittsburgh, two women began arguing before eventually escalating into a full-on brawl. Quickly, they tumbled into a Porta Potty, where the smell of a concert’s worth of whiske
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Man Worried About His "Space Children" Claims Aliens Abducted His Sperm
One man may have nutted a little too close to the sun, stars and outlying planets, allegedly convinced that his nocturnal emissions may have been stolen by a group of aliens looking to merge their species with the human race.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
