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Conspiracy Theorists Are Worried That in 2030 Everything Is Gonna Be Just Fine
Things are getting weird. People are freaking out on airplanes. Shoplifters are taking over London. Apparently, there are aliens now? No matter which way you look at things, it really feels like the present is one of the strangest times that have ever exi
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Hedge Fund Billionaire Butthurt Over Meme Stocks
This small action caused an eruption through which GameStop’s stock went from around $20 on January 11th, 2021 to almost $350 by the end of the month. It also indirectly led to other stocks, such as AMC, seeing similar support.
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'I'm Trying To Go Where They Eat The Banana Out Of The Coochie': Lizzo Interview Hyping Up Amsterdam Strip Club Resurfaces Amid Sexual Harassment Allegations
An old Lizzo interview may have just proved that “all the rumors are true” when it comes to the allegations that the artist pressured her dancers to eat bananas from performers’ vaginas.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘The Perfect Photo Doesn’t Exi..’: Driving Instructor Crashes Through Driving School Window
One driving school in Colorado is now teaching lessons about the rules of the road and irony after one of their instructors crashed their car through the building’s front window.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Influencers Are Taking Bee Pollen to Try and Grow Their Breasts
In the most recent installment of “Bizarre DIY Beauty Treatments with Little Basis in Scientific Fact,” some influencers are claiming that ingesting bee pollen can help increase breast growth, giving a whole new meaning to “bee stings.”
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Pour One In': Lil Tay Is Not Dead
Hours after Lil Tay’s family announced that both she and her old brother, Jason Tian, had died in a social media post on Wednesday, several questions have surfaced on the 14-year-old’s untimely passing — including a few from her evidently confused father.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
‘My Body Shape Is Too Much for the Job’: Costco Employee Forced to Wear Bigger Clothes By Body Shaming Boss
A Costco employee has gone viral after sharing a video in which she reveals that despite following the company’s dress code, she was told that the shape of her body was inappropriate for the workplace.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
MAGA-Twitter Is Convinced Justin Trudeau Had An Affair With French Prime Minister Emmanuel Macron
“Rumors Are Circulating That Justin Trudeau (The Dictator of Canada) and Emmanuel Macron (The Dictator of France) Had an Affair Together,” notable right-wing Twitter nuisance @MattWallace888 captioned a collage of the world leaders.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Angry Bride Asks for A Refund After Photog Sleeps With Her Ex-Fiance
Your wedding is supposed to be one of the happiest days of your life. Still, there are many things that can ruin your perfect day — for example, your new husband sleeping with your wedding photographer.
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'One Girl One Bucket': Woman Covers Herself In Sewage In Honor of the Dave Matthews Band Toilet Incident
On August 8, 2004, the Dave Matthews Band went where no other rock group had before, dousing an entire Chicago architecture tour boat 800 pounds of pure sewage from their tour bus.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Before and After Photos of the Montgomery Melee Boaters Is the Ultimate ‘How It Started’ vs ‘How It’s Going'
Beyond cementing themselves as Twitter’s villains du jour, the boaters who started the viral Montgomery Melee boat fight have emerged as the latest embodiment of the “How It Started vs. How It's Going” meme.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Peeved Lufthansa Pilot Draws Giant Dick After Being Forced To Re-Route
That’s the question one peeved Lufthansa pilot apparently asked themself last month after opting to express their sky-rage over a rerouted flight in the form of drawing a massive penis with their aircraft.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
