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‘You Can't Make This Up’: Rich Chicago Suburb Cancels Country Club Poverty Simulation Event After Backlash
One affluent Chicago suburb decided to give its wealthy residents a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to LARP as a poor person, scheduling — and immediately canceling — a “poverty simulation” at their local country club.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Cartel Grenade Guy Blows Up His Crew After He Forgets to Throw His Grenade
It’s gotta be stressful to be the grenade guy. While your job may be easy in theory — pull the pin, throw the thing, watch it go boom, etc. — the actual reality of being the explosives dude has to put you under a lot of pressure.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘You Are Disgusting!’: Wife Catches Her Cheating Husband Out to Dinner With His Mistress
One cheating husband got a free slice of humble pie during a night out with his purported mistress after his wife decided to confront them, crashing their romantic dinner plans.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'No Tennis On A Dead Planet!': Climate Protesters Interrupt US Open By Gluing Themselves To the Stadium
The US Open briefly US Closed on Thursday after climate protesters interrupted American Coco Gauff’s semifinal against the Czech Republic's Karolína Muchová.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Traffic Blocking A-Hole Gets Instant, Tackling Karma After Holding Up An Entire Road
One guy out on the streets of Melbourne Australia decided that the roads were his as he strolled down the middle of the road with a car trailing slowly behind him honking its horn in a plea for him to get out of the way.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I'm Captain of the Soccer Team!': Entitled Sports Star Assumes Sheriff Dad Can Help Her Get Away With DUI
One daughter learned a hard lesson about driving while intoxicated, discovering that neither being a Sheriff’s daughter nor the captain of her soccer team exempted her from following the rules of the road.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'Crying Rooms and Unaliving Jokes': Jimmy Fallon Accused of Making 'The Tonight Show' A Toxic Work Environment
Though comedian Jimmy Fallon may have garnered a reputation for making audiences laugh — or briefly look up from their TikTok doom scrolls as his late-night television show provides some much-needed evening background noise — the Saturday Night Live alum
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'I'm Feelin' Like Michael Jackson': Super Smash Bros. Streamer Banned From Twitch after Drunk Driving Livestream
Twitch streamer and professional Super Smash Bros. Melee player bobby big ballz lived up to his name for all the wrong reasons during a recent stream, landing a ban from the platform after broadcasting himself drinking and driving.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'I’m About To Clean His Clock!': Son Catches Dad Eating Lunch With His Alleged Mistress
A romantic fast food lunch quickly took a turn for the Maury after one cheating dad found himself confronted by his son while treating his alleged mistress to a steamy afternoon at their local rest stop.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'Sir, You Hit My Car': Gary Busey Leads Woman On Highway Car Chase after Hit and Run
Actor Gary Busey continued his streak of drivers-seat L’s on Wednesday after allegedly hitting a woman’s car, backing out of a shopping center, and speeding away without leaving his insurance information.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
The Tabi Swiper: Dude Steals Tinder Date's Tabi Boots, Just So He Can Give Them To His Girlfriend
“This man is out here on Tinder and Hinge and he will steal from you,” she said of the Tabi thief, who messaged her on a dating app after running into her on the street.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘It’s a boy! It’s a girl!’: Pilot Killed In Gender Reveal Gone Wrong
Though it’s unclear what exactly caused the crash, the plane’s wing appeared to detach before spiraling to the ground in a harrowing viral video depicting the incident, one that quickly went viral on Twitter.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'Stampedes, Half-Built Stages and Angry EDM Bros': All The Disasters From This Weekend's Failed Electric Zoo Music Festival
Mere hours before major acts like Galantis, Excision, and every 2016 frat boy’s favorite duo, The Chainsmokers, were set to take the festival’s various stages on Friday, the event organizers decided to pull the plug on Day 1.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'It’s A Biohazard Issue': Flight Forced to Turn Around After Passenger Sprays Entire Cabin With Diarrhea
The s**t hit the fan — nay, friendly skies — on Friday after one passenger aboard a Delta flight found themselves battling with a bout of diarrhea so bad, it forced the airplane to take a U-ie less than halfway through its trip to Barcelona.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
