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Hockey Wife Pissed-Off At BookToker For Sexually Harassing Her Husband

Grab your skates, cause there's new BookTok drama that does not involve books at all!

Headshot A.I. Gives Black User Durag Out of Nowhere

Not every new tech is made with everyone in mind. While A.I. is generally hit or miss, it’s really missing with Black users.

The Legend of the Depressed Penguin Who Fell In Love with a Cardboard Anime Cutout

Everyone loves a love story. But what about a love story between a penguin and a cardboard cutout of an anime character?

Is Joe Biden’s Dog Attacking Secret Service Agents as a Part of an Anti-MAGA Conspiracy?

According to these messages, 10 biting-related incidents had occurred involving the pup, including one in which an agent allegedly required hospitalization after getting nipped in the arm and the thigh back in November 2022.

Taco Bell Facing Class Action Lawsuit for the Pitiful Lack of Beef In Its Crunchwrap Supreme

As Freund shared, Taco Bell is facing a class action lawsuit over its supremely crunchy wrap, specifically in regards to the beef, or lack thereof, that the wrap has in comparison to its advertisement photos. The images speak for themselves.

Costco Karen Performs Exorcism on Halloween Display, Hilarity Ensues

TikToker Elixxaa posted a video on the platform earlier this month of a woman seemingly performing an exorcism on a Halloween display at her local Costco.

Bananas in Vaginas and Fat Shaming: Lizzo Accused of Harassing Dancers in Scathing New Lawsuit

Working with Lizzo is anything but “Good As Hell,” according to three of her former backup dancers.

‘F Them Kids’: USA 12U National Team Beats New Zealand 43-1

If you were starting to wonder whether or not the United States was still the alpha world superpower it claims to be, you can rest easy knowing it still has no qualms throwing its might about on the world stage; in the form of 12U baseball.

​​French Dare Devil and Urban Explorer Dies After Falling Off 68 Floor High-Rise

Lucidi died on Thursday after authorities say he fell from the 68th floor of the Tregunter Tower located in Kowloon’s Tsim Sha Tsui district.

'Having A Window Is Above My Position’: Employee Chewed Out For Moving to an Open Desk

It feels like awful bosses never run out of ways to make their employees’ lives harder, but some executive decisions are particularly baffling.

Japanese YouTuber Who Spent $14,000 on Hyper-Realistic Border Collie Costume Steps Out For the First Time

The Japanese YouTuber, who goes by the name Toco, has for the first time ventured out into the world in his 14,000-dollar border collie costume, which he claims helps him "actualize" his dream of becoming an "animal."

'It Legit Hurt My Eyes': Guy Living Across the Street From Twitter HQ Says New Sign Is "Blinding”

The only thing more of an eyesore than Twitter’s new $35 font pack X logo? A neon sign of that $35 font pack X logo searing itself into the retinas of Twitter HQ’s annoyed neighbors.

'That’s God’s Bunny!': Woman Slaps Man for Taking a Photo with His Rabbit at the Bean

Imagine you try to take your pet rabbit to see the Bean in Chicago (the bunny’s a huge contemporary art fan) and a random lady slaps you, accusing you of stealing your pet.

Guy Shows off Apartment and Its a Neon Club Travesty

Your home is your sanctuary. But what if you ditch all the stereotypically cozy vibes and make it look like the inside of a Berlin club?

'You Don’t Want to Be Card Girl': Twitter Warns One Women to Not Pass Out Dating Business Cards

Dating apps have gotten so bad (and creepy) that the only way to get off of them is to create a new non-verbal method of flirting.

‘It Has Gills’: Some People Are Worried That Walmart Is Selling ‘3D Printed’ Chicken Breast

In a country rampant with conspiracy theories regarding aliens, shapeshifters and skinwalkers, it makes sense that Americans would start to question everything about the world around them. Including, apparently, Walmart chicken.

Someone Sent Goatse to a Gift-Card Scammer, Turns Out it was a Workplace Security Test

If you own a cell phone in the United States, you’re probably used to receiving a flood of scam phone calls and text messages on a near-daily basis.

Grindset Bros Roasted For Dude Only Yacht Party

The peak of grindset culture? Having no bitches, according to one teen entrepreneur’s yacht party snaps.

‘Alive Water’ Is the Newest Rich Hippie Grift

I don’t mean to alarm you, but influencers are being weird about water again.

Bored Crypto Bros Are Betting on Hamster Races

Remember cryptocurrency?

Willy Wonka-Ass Orthodontist Takes His Entrances A Bit Too Seriously

In efforts to calm down scared children of the dentist, they’ve started adding insane production value. One dentist has turned his office into a regional theatre production of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. Fantastical entrance and all.

'Not Only Do I Have to Live with Him My Whole Life, But I’m Also Going to Live Forever': The Huberman Husband Is the Wellness Freak That Nightmares Are Made Of

Move over Almond Moms, we’ve got a new health-conscious relative giving us anxiety: the Huberman Husband.

'Who's Rick?': Husband Confronts Cheating Wife In Heartbreaking Video

The only thing worse than a nasty breakup? Having a nasty breakup after catching your partner cheating on you.

Vegans Are Celebrating the Rise of A New Tick-Borne Meat Allergy

One small step for ticks, one giant leap for smug vegans.

Clueless Husband’s Behavior During Labor Has Everyone Begging for Their Divorce