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Peeved Lufthansa Pilot Draws Giant Dick After Being Forced To Re-Route
That’s the question one peeved Lufthansa pilot apparently asked themself last month after opting to express their sky-rage over a rerouted flight in the form of drawing a massive penis with their aircraft.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Teen Vomits Three Times After Getting the Chance to Perform With His Favorite Rapper
No matter how fast some rappers spit, their most ardent supporters will memorize every word, screaming bars at the top of their lungs at concerts — or, honestly, anywhere they get the opportunity to do so.
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‘Courageous Men Choosing to Let Go’: 30 Men Release Their Trauma By Screaming at a Waterfall
Picture your dream vacation. Now let me guess what you’re thinking — you’re standing under a waterfall surrounded by 29 bros (half-naked, obviously). You’re all screaming, letting out your inner trauma in unison as you stare into the whirling chaos of the
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Those Rat Bastards Made Splinter Gay, Or Did They? – Community Notes Comes For Unsubstantiated Claims On Master Splinters Sexual Orientation
The proof? Well, this all comes according to Keemstar, a man known for his great ideas. In a Tweet posted August 2nd, Killer Keem wrote, “They made Splinter GAY in new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’s [sic]. Why?”
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27 People Share the Dumbest Things They've Ever Heard
How do some people get through life?
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Fancy Table Service Falls Apart When Waiter’s Shirt Catches on Fire
Lately, it feels like more and more restaurants are going out of their way to go viral online, à la Salt Bae, whether it’s by serving food in a theatrical manner or designing dishes to appeal to the Instagram algorithm.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'I Always Change it Out for Brotha': Fousey Freaks Out After Rapping the N-Word on Stream
Youtuber and Twitch streamer, Fousey or Yousef Erakat recently slipped on his 24/7 sub-a-thon by rapping the n-word. While most recognizable figures who are caught using the slur are nonchalant about the offense, Erakat immediately freaked.
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Creepy Fish Has People Thinking Aliens Are Coming From the Water
Ever since the United States Air Force veteran David Grusch admitted to the House Oversight Committee that the military is in possession of alien craft, including a deceased “biologic” pilot, the public has been obsessed with finding their own encounters
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Woman Takes Her Husband’s Last Name — Only Now She’s Named After a Famous Porn Star
Redditor SuddenlyZoonoses is one of those lucky people. However, she has a problem. According to a recent post on the TIFU subreddit, she took her husband’s last name — and now shares a name with a famous porn star.
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Kai Cenat Taken Into Police Custody After PS5 Giveaway Ends In Riot
One YouTuber’s giveaway ended slightly more disastrously than usual on Friday, after an event hosted by Twitch streamer Kai Cenat at New York City’s Union Square Park devolved into a full-fledged riot — and the influencer reportedly in handcuffs.
By Carly Tennes
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Woman Documents All The Men She's Ever Banged in 51 Chapter ‘Bodycount Book’
Some women have journals. Some have notes apps. Some even have Excel spreadsheets. But none of these compare to the anonymous woman who is selling a book detailing every single man she’s bedded
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