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Hedge Fund Billionaire Butthurt Over Meme Stocks

This small action caused an eruption through which GameStop’s stock went from around $20 on January 11th, 2021 to almost $350 by the end of the month. It also indirectly led to other stocks, such as AMC, seeing similar support.

'I'm Trying To Go Where They Eat The Banana Out Of The Coochie': Lizzo Interview Hyping Up Amsterdam Strip Club Resurfaces Amid Sexual Harassment Allegations

An old Lizzo interview may have just proved that “all the rumors are true” when it comes to the allegations that the artist pressured her dancers to eat bananas from performers’ vaginas.

18 People Share the Mistakes They Did NOT Make as Teenagers

People responded to the question "What mistake did you NOT make as a teenager?" and people shared their own personal experiences of things they chose not to do as well as mistakes they witnessed friends and classmates make.

‘The Perfect Photo Doesn’t Exi..’: Driving Instructor Crashes Through Driving School Window

One driving school in Colorado is now teaching lessons about the rules of the road and irony after one of their instructors crashed their car through the building’s front window.

Your Daily Dose of the Internet - August 11th, 2023

Incel Inspired ‘Looksmaxxing’ Is All the Rage With Gen Z Men

Warning: A concept that originated with incels has broken containment and is rapidly spreading on TikTok.

17 Dumb Pics Chock Full of Stupidity

Silly pics and headlines sure to lower your IQ.

Influencer Shamed after Holding Sexy Photoshoot At Berlin Holocaust Memorial

Holocaust memorials, a place for reflection, somber contemplation and for one model, the perfect backdrop for a sexy photoshoot.

Middle Aged Men Miss Goal Four Times In Worst Beer League Soccer Clip Ever

"This might be the best soccer video of all time," @jdrambarean commented.

Influencers Are Taking Bee Pollen to Try and Grow Their Breasts

In the most recent installment of “Bizarre DIY Beauty Treatments with Little Basis in Scientific Fact,” some influencers are claiming that ingesting bee pollen can help increase breast growth, giving a whole new meaning to “bee stings.”

'Pour One In': Lil Tay Is Not Dead

Hours after Lil Tay’s family announced that both she and her old brother, Jason Tian, had died in a social media post on Wednesday, several questions have surfaced on the 14-year-old’s untimely passing — including a few from her evidently confused father.

"I Quit On Wednesday" - Manager Actually Tries to Order Former Employee Back to Work

An incompetent boss (both with schedules and people skills) tries to coarse an employee to work a few extra days after his last day, even though he is literally moving out of town.

$100 Million Kick Star xQc Admits His Content Is "Non-Transformative Dog Shit"

xQc admitted to making awful content in an attempt to be "proven right" in his debate against h3h3.

Italian Man Crushed to Death By Falling Cheese Wheels Gets Ruthlessly Meme'd

As summarized by Twitter user Chris Kopcow (@opennoise), Chiapparini inadvertently fell victim to one of the many rules of the internet: Don’t die in a funny way.

‘My Body Shape Is Too Much for the Job’: Costco Employee Forced to Wear Bigger Clothes By Body Shaming Boss

A Costco employee has gone viral after sharing a video in which she reveals that despite following the company’s dress code, she was told that the shape of her body was inappropriate for the workplace.

MAGA-Twitter Is Convinced Justin Trudeau Had An Affair With French Prime Minister Emmanuel Macron

“Rumors Are Circulating That Justin Trudeau (The Dictator of Canada) and Emmanuel Macron (The Dictator of France) Had an Affair Together,” notable right-wing Twitter nuisance @MattWallace888 captioned a collage of the world leaders.

Frat Bro Gyno Dr. Pierre Johnson Is Turning Off Potential Female Patients

The internet is ablaze when one OBGYN asked his followers why women preferred going to a female gynecologist instead of a male.

Angry Bride Asks for A Refund After Photog Sleeps With Her Ex-Fiance

Your wedding is supposed to be one of the happiest days of your life. Still, there are many things that can ruin your perfect day — for example, your new husband sleeping with your wedding photographer.

'One Girl One Bucket': Woman Covers Herself In Sewage In Honor of the Dave Matthews Band Toilet Incident

On August 8, 2004, the Dave Matthews Band went where no other rock group had before, dousing an entire Chicago architecture tour boat 800 pounds of pure sewage from their tour bus.

20-year-old Charged After Intentionally Crashing His Car Into the Second-Story of Pa Home

The driver, 20-year-old Evan Miller, was transported to Geisinger Lewistown Hospital.

Before and After Photos of the Montgomery Melee Boaters Is the Ultimate ‘How It Started’ vs ‘How It’s Going'

Beyond cementing themselves as Twitter’s villains du jour, the boaters who started the viral Montgomery Melee boat fight have emerged as the latest embodiment of the “How It Started vs. How It's Going” meme.

Dude Caught Cheating after Trying to Sneak His Side Chick Past Ring Camera

One TikToker, @annnaf333 has posted a series of videos on how she caught her boyfriend cheating through ring camera footage.

A Karen Is Suing a Thai Restaurant for Being Too Spicy

Have you ever had food so spicy that it destroyed your body? No, not in the bathroom later — actual destruction, to the point where you needed to seek medical treatment?

Swifties Miss Taylor Swift Concert after Mixing Up the Dates of the Show

Every concertgoer has made this mistake at least once. But few have made it with the so-hard-to-get-that-it-started-a-government-inquiry-into-TicketMaster Taylor Swift tickets.

"That 65-Year-Old Man Could Really F—ing Throw ‘Em”: Montgomery Waterfront Fighter Learns Painful Lesson About Fighting the Elderly

As the shocking footage of the Montgomery waterfront brawl continues making the rounds on social media, one heavily-bruised man claiming to have been involved in the viral fracas shared an important lesson he learned from the fight: Don’t judge a man by h