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Japanese YouTuber Who Spent $14,000 on Hyper-Realistic Border Collie Costume Steps Out For the First Time
The Japanese YouTuber, who goes by the name Toco, has for the first time ventured out into the world in his 14,000-dollar border collie costume, which he claims helps him "actualize" his dream of becoming an "animal."
By Peter Rapine
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'It Legit Hurt My Eyes': Guy Living Across the Street From Twitter HQ Says New Sign Is "Blinding”
The only thing more of an eyesore than Twitter’s new $35 font pack X logo? A neon sign of that $35 font pack X logo searing itself into the retinas of Twitter HQ’s annoyed neighbors.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny


‘It Has Gills’: Some People Are Worried That Walmart Is Selling ‘3D Printed’ Chicken Breast
In a country rampant with conspiracy theories regarding aliens, shapeshifters and skinwalkers, it makes sense that Americans would start to question everything about the world around them. Including, apparently, Walmart chicken.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Alive Water’ Is the Newest Rich Hippie Grift
I don’t mean to alarm you, but influencers are being weird about water again.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Bored Crypto Bros Are Betting on Hamster Races
Remember cryptocurrency?
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Willy Wonka-Ass Orthodontist Takes His Entrances A Bit Too Seriously
In efforts to calm down scared children of the dentist, they’ve started adding insane production value. One dentist has turned his office into a regional theatre production of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. Fantastical entrance and all.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Not Only Do I Have to Live with Him My Whole Life, But I’m Also Going to Live Forever': The Huberman Husband Is the Wellness Freak That Nightmares Are Made Of
Move over Almond Moms, we’ve got a new health-conscious relative giving us anxiety: the Huberman Husband.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Clueless Husband’s Behavior During Labor Has Everyone Begging for Their Divorce
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny



'We NEED to See Them': People Are Desperate to Examine Alien Genitals
Despite former United States Air Force veteran David Grusch proclaiming under oath to the House Oversight Committee that the military is in possession of crashed alien crafts, complete with non-human “biologics,” there has yet to be any concrete proof pre
Featured 2 years ago in Funny


It Took Just 24 Hours for Dianne Feinstein to Have Her Own Mitch McConnell Moment
Less than a day after 81-year-old Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell froze in the middle of a press conference apparently unable to speak, his colleague Dianne Feinstein experienced a similar slip, appearing confused while voting on the Defense Approp
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Thank U, Next': Every Single Person Ariana Grande Has Left Heartbroken
Days after Ariana Grande was romantically linked with her Wicked co-star, Ethan Slater, Lilly Jay, the former SpongeBob actor’s now ex-wife, has broken her silence as cheating rumors swirl.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm