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‘I’ve Been Licking Your Man’s Butthole for Weeks on End’: ‘Orange Is the New Black’ Star Admits to Eating a Married Man’s Ass in Viral Cheating Confession
What has Taryn Manning been up to since starring in Netflix’s Orange Is the New Black? Eating a married man’s booty like groceries, according to her latest social media clip.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Even Vegans Annoyed with Vegan Mom Who Refuses to Treat Daughter’s Lice
One Australian woman recently found herself in a hair-raising predicament, revealing that her vegan neighbor had refused to treat her kids for head lice thanks to her plant-based principles.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Woman Wonders Whether Wildlife Volunteer Husband Gave Her Chlamydia after Working with Koalas
Catching your partner cheating is never a good time. It’s even worse if you contract an STD because of it. But what if they didn’t cheat? What if they were a wildlife volunteer helping Koalas?
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'We Lost a Compatriot': Conspiracy Redditors Mourn Loss of 'King of the Hill' Voice Actor Behind Dale Gribble
As the world continues to mourn the death of Johnny Hardwick, the voice actor famed for bringing the chain-smoking, conspiracy-toting Dale Gribble to life on 'King of the Hill,' one group of fans has found themself particularly heartbroken over the star’
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Conspiracy Theorists Believe the Maui Wildfires Were Started By Direct Energy Weapons (DEW)
Though the Maui wildfires may have killed at least 55 people, destroyed tens of thousands of homes and businesses and forced several Hawaiians to jump into the ocean as they attempted to flee the blaze, MAGA conspiracy Twitter has one thing to say — BS.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
No Understanding of Physics - Protestors Attempt to Squat on Grand Prix Racetrack
The climate activists wandered onto the tarmac at Silverstone during the first lap of the race, which had been red-flagged due to a crash on July 3 last year. The protesters are quickly rounded up and removed by track staff and police.
By No1Post
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'There’s Nobody Protected in My Portfolio': Landlord Brags About Evicting Single Mothers
North Carolina landlord Tom Cruz, who claims to make over 300k per month in rent from people in Section 8 housing, has gone viral a few times in the past, each one more annoying than the last.
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'I Will Put a Trinidad Scorpion up My A**': Couple’s Hilarious First Tinder Messages Go Viral
Sending a risky message on Tinder is pretty common, especially considering the odds you’ll ever meet your match in person are heavily outweighed by the humor of sending them your darkest intrusive thoughts.
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In Addition to Being a Pain to Work With, Lizzo Is Allegedly a Stingy Tipper Too
Ever since the four-time Grammy-winning hip-hop artist Lizzo was accused of harassment by multiple former employees, droves of people have spoken out about their own poor experiences with the pop star – including her former creative director Quinn Wilson,
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Raising the Bar... And Something Else: Horny Law Students Hope to Bone During Bar Exam
This is apparently also the case for the future lawyers of America. These soon-to-be scholars are so down bad, in fact, that one internet user was genuinely considering trying to bang while taking the Bar exam.
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Venture Capital Bro Criticizes the New UPS Driver Salary, Gets Roasted For Thinking They Only Move 5-10 Packages an Hour
While unions across the United States are flexing their striking muscles, from actors and writers to Yellow Corp truck drivers, the UPS Teamsters union just secured a massive victory for its drivers.
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A Bride Was Pushed Into Her Wedding Cake, and Now She Wants a Divorce
Like Icarus before him, one man has ****** around and found out after taking things too far and pranking his bride on their wedding day. Writing into Slate’s Dear Prudence advice column, the bride in question shared her tale of woe.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Conspiracy Theorists Are Worried That in 2030 Everything Is Gonna Be Just Fine
Things are getting weird. People are freaking out on airplanes. Shoplifters are taking over London. Apparently, there are aliens now? No matter which way you look at things, it really feels like the present is one of the strangest times that have ever exi
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
