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The Internet’s New Favorite Guy is a Massive Russian Henchman

It’s always a bright day on the internet when people discover a new guy.

We May Have Just Witnessed the Best ‘Wheel of Fortune’ Answer of All Time

Wheel of Fortune. It’s a simple game: Spin the wheel, get some letters, try to guess the phrase.

Man Randomly Punching People On the Street Finds Someone to Hit Him Back

Topps Releases Custom Card for Woman Who Got Hit With 110mph Line Drive

Die-hard sports often get fun of for being a bit too attached to their favorite teams.

Meet Maurice Tillet, the French Wrestler Who Inspired ‘Shrek’

2001’s Shrek is beloved by literally everyone who’s ever seen it, but somehow, it’s not widely known that animators may have drawn inspiration for the iconic character from a French professional wrestler from the early 20th century.

Alpha Male Account Asks the ‘Muscles or Dad Bod’ Question But Doesn’t Get the Answers It’s Looking For

A certain subset of self-described Alpha Male seems consumed by the question of whether or not women are genuinely attracted to incredibly muscular guys or not, which is funny, because if they knew enough women, they’d be able to figure out the answer for

The ‘Burpees King’ Has Fitness Gurus Stunned With His Smooth Push-ups

A new fitness influencer has taken social media by storm, so meet the Burpees King, who specializes in — what else? — burpees, but who performs them so smoothly that it leaves people in awe.

Dude Waits for His Coworker’s Reaction After Swapping His Hammer With a Dildo

A construction site isn’t the *best* place for pranks, given everything that can go wrong within them.

Thunder Better Cashes Out, Makes $80,000 Off a $100 Bet

We’ve all been tempted to make — who am I kidding, we’ve all *made* a bet that we know, deep down in our hearts, isn’t going to pay off.

‘She’s Perfect’: Dog Obsessed With Looking at Herself in the Mirror

Everyone has those days where you look fantastic and you’re feeling yourself.

Las Vegas Alien Video Depicting ‘Two Massive ETs’ Is Unaltered, Expert Says

This time last year, the more conspiracy-minded amongst us were probably focused on the alleged appearance of a 10-foot tall alien in a Vegas family’s backyard that was caught on security camera.

We All Want to Go Down This 1.2-Kilometer Chinese Slide

For a lot of Westerners, China is a locked box into which we only get the occasional peek.

A Viral Lost Song Was Finally Identified and It’s From An ‘80s Adult Film

For years now, a dedicated group of Redditors have been searching for an ‘80s song many considered an example of lost media.

Firefighter Demos Proper Door Control for Fighting a House Fire

Being a firefighter is an insanely difficult and risky job

No One Has Ever Been More Turned on Than a Brit Eating Cold Beans From the Can

Brits love their awful food. Mushy peas, jellied eels, that one dish that’s just a pie of fish heads? Yeah, I’ll pass on the whole country.

Writing ‘58008’ on a Calculator Isn’t Just for English Speakers

Unless you’re in middle school right now, it’s probably been a minute since you last thought about the joys of spelling out words on your calculator when you should have been paying attention in class.

This Dude Made a Shed that Goes 115 MPH

Given enough time, Pimp My Ride would have eventually just become this.

Polish Mountaineer Climbs Country’s Biggest Mountain, Only to Find Cat Just Chillin’

Climbing a mountain is an incredible feat — not just because it takes a lot of work, but because every single part of the process seems designed by God to kill you.

Group of Dudes Save Passenger from Burning Car

Last Thursday, a Honda driver lost control of their car, drifted to the right, left the road, then hit a light pole, according to KSTP in the Twin Cities.

‘26 Miles, 26 Glasses of Wine’: This London Marathon Runner Drank One Wine Per Mile

Marathons have a problem: There’s not enough booze.

Gym Bro Shocked At How Much His New High Protein Diet Makes Him Poop

Posting to the r/NoStupidQuestions subreddit, OP explained that despite years of going to the gym regularly, he wasn’t seeing sufficient gains, and he knew why.

Bobcat Operator Pulls Off a Successful Hat Switch

When they’re not terrifying, construction jobs can be a helluva lot of fun. Big cranes, bulldozers — how could you not have a good time?

‘We’re Costco Guys’: No One Loves Costco More Than This Father and His Son

If you’ve spent any time on TikTok or X/Twitter in the past few weeks, one phrase has probably been ringing around your brain pushing out whatever childhood memories you have left.

Everyone Complaining About WNBA Salaries Doesn’t Watch WNBA Basketball

WNBA salaries have been a hot topic of conversation following Caitlin Clark’s selection as the number one pick in the WNBA draft.

‘My Arms Are Just Stuck Like This’: ‘Obscurest Vinyl’ Is Using A.I. to Make Hilarious Vintage Pop Songs

Ever since A.I. has been accessible to the public, we’ve largely been using it to make meaningless bullshit.