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The March Madness Bracket of the NCAA’s Hottest Coaches

Giving busted brackets a new meaning.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Oh Great, Another Person to Disappoint: Expert Says the Sun is Conscious

I think we can all agree that there are things in this world that we don’t understand.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Dude Performs Tesla Model S Autobahn Speed Test

When they’re not starting on fire or parking in people’s front windows, Tesla vehicles can go fast. Like, really fast.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

This Is the World’s Most Expensive Cow

Would you pay millions of dollars for a cow? Personally, I wouldn’t, no matter how hot the cow was.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

There Are Only Nine Months Left Until Everybody Will Be Boning Robots

The day is almost here. What day, you ask? The day we’ll be able to get down and dirty with our Roombas, of course!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Basketball Fan Shows Off His Kroger Card in the Most Midwest Flex of All Time

As a Midwesterner, I can admit that large parts of where we come from aren’t exactly the best.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Quadriplegic Man Uses Neuralink to Play ‘Civ VI’

I’ll admit that I’m an Elon Musk skeptic. I’ve ragged on him for his business practices, the sheer stupidity of the Cybertruck and the various ways he’s embarrassed himself on the internet, among numerous other things.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Key Takeaways From the CIA’s Investigation Into Human Consciousness

Back in the 1980s when everybody was presumably still coming down from the 1970s, the CIA conducted an investigation into human consciousness.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

‘He Wants to Grow Up to Be an Oil Man’: Watch Little Kids Try to Bull-Ride Sheep

It ain’t easy breaking into the bull-riding business.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Australian Woman Wakes Up to Possum in Her Bed

Australians are like honorary Floridians.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Watch a Man In a Jet Suit Race an Airbus A380

Finally, a fun plane story!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Cops End High-Speed Chase With a Perfect PIT Maneuver

The only thing that can stop a bad guy on the run? A PIT maneuver for the ages.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Andrew Tate Taken Into Custody Again, and He Can Thank Adin Ross

Noted sex pest Andrew Tate is in custody again, and it all appears to be thanks to his friend and Kick streamer Adin Ross.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Arnold Schwarzenegger Saying ‘Godzilla’ Might Have Been the Highlight of the Night

The only thing harder than destroying Godzilla? Correctly pronouncing its name.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Young Basketball Fans Are Convinced MJ and ‘90s Players Actually Sucked

Lots of things were obviously better in the past, but some really haven’t stood the test of time. For example, watch any old episode of a talk show, and you’ll be stunned by just how boring it is — with some notable exceptions, of course.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

AOC's Zyn, Trump's Snapchat Filters. and George Santos' Redemption: All The Best Memes From Last Night’s State of the Union

If you were too busy doing literally anything else, here are the moments you missed from the STOU.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

German Dude Gets Vaccinated 217 Times, Is Totally Fine

This man’s got so many microchips he produces his own 5G!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Humpback Whales Filmed Having Gay Sex for the First Time

The whales! They’re gay!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

This Guy Is the Most Average Looking Dude In the World, According to Science

Researchers have created an image of the world’s most average man — and he looks, you know, fine.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Pilot Quite Literally Think He’s Tom Cruise’s Maverick

In a now-viral clip, one cocky pilot can be seen making like Pete Mitchell, offering airport staffers the closest, lowest flyover for seemingly no reason beyond flexing his flight chops.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

All About Bokkas, the Japanese People Who Carry 350+ Pound Boxes Up Mountains

Japan is full of quirks that make Americans scream with delight and squirm with discomfort.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Moron Punches Security Guard and Gets Taken Out With a Spinning Kick

Though one unruly customer may have tried to give a store security guard a 1-2 punch, he wound up receiving something even worse — a 1-2 kick, taking a foot to the face in a now-viral brawl.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

U.K. Woman Finds World War II Bomb Shelter in Her Backyard

War leaves behind a lot of surprises. For the people of Germany, that can mean occasionally finding an unexploded bomb when you’re trying to renovate your train station.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Barefoot Soccer Hooligans Single-Handedly Fights Off Squad of Riot Cops

If you told me that a small group of soccer hooligans were going against a team of armed riot cops, I would probably place my bets on the riot cops. This video is the reason why I don’t gamble.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw