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Did the 'DocuSign Has 400k Employees' Meme Inspire the Company to Make Layoffs?
As is the way, an incredibly inexplicable (to those who don’t work in the industry) meme has emerged from one corner of Tech Twitter: the idea that DocuSign has 400,000, or 4 million, or 40 million, employees.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
The Barefoot TikTokers’ Sneaker Collection Is Actually Worth $20,000, Sneaker Expert Says
As the internet debates whether lifestyle influencer Christi Fritz and her husband are genuine barefoot enthusiasts or just really elaborate trolls (they're trolls), it appears one element of their latest viral video appears to be correct — the estimated
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
'You'll Be Fine': U.S. Military Begs Catgirls to Enlist As Recruitment Hits Historic Lows
As military recruitment hits record lows, boasting the “smallest active-duty force since 1940,” per WAVY, the U.S. The Armed Forces have taken a novel new approach in increasing enlistments, — begging cat girls to bear their claws and fight our national e
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
This Valentine’s Day, A Chicago Zoo Is Giving You the Opportunity to Name a Cockroach After Your Ex
This Valentine’s Day, give the gift of hate. A Chicago zoo recently put out an enticing offer for the heartbroken — a perfect opportunity to get back at their exes by identifying them with what they really are: a cockroach.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Cheetos Turn Adorable Golden Retriever Into Vicious Canine Monster
Golden retrievers: A breed of dog famed for their soft golden coats, adorable smiles and the most loving personalities … that is until they get a taste of the forbidden fruit — a bag full of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Autocorrect Creates Smothering Sexual Tension Between Woman and Her Handyman
Autocorrect has led to some pretty embarrassing mix-ups. From saying “sorry for the incontinence” to saying you suffer from a case of “milf dehydration,” the service that’s designed to help us can, more often than not, end up hurting us.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Japan Has a Single Elimination High School Baseball Tournament With 4,000 Teams
America has several sports that aren’t embraced by other countries. While there are numerous exceptions, even more common sports like basketball aren’t met with the same esteem in other countries as they are in the ol’ US of A.
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
British Pub Reviewer Rates Pubs, Finds Them All Bad
People in the U.K. love drinking. I’m not talking about a glass of wine with dinner; the second five o’clock hits, Brits pour into the pub, throwing back drink after drink to wash down the pain of paying $20 for the two-minute train journey home.
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
Man Comes into Possession of 66 Tons of Chocolate
A Philadelphia man has found himself in quite the odd predicament, albeit one entirely of his own making. Curtis Remarc took to Twitter this week to reveal that one of his friends has come into 133,000 pounds of chocolate. Yes, you read that right.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Sports Fans Bet On Punxsutawney Phil Because of Course They Did
As the world waited with bated breath to see whether Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning, an occurrence that will singlehandedly determine whether we’ll have an early spring or six more weeks of winter, sports fans had more pressing concerns — w
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Spies, Aliens and Alcoholics: All the Craziest Theories Behind Amelia Earhart’s Disappearance
Nearly 87 years after legendary aviator Amelia Earhart disappeared while attempting to fly around the globe, it appears we may finally have some answers about what happened during that fateful flight.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
Kid Makes Sure His Road Raging Dad Doesn’t Get Beat up by Dude Twice His Size
Though one angry driver may have been ready to FAFO in a bout of road rage gone wrong, it appears his son was having none of it, stepping in for his angry father as he faced off with another driver.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Nothing is Better Than a Teacher Who Protects His Student’s Pokémon Cards
For as long as time has existed, the nerds were forced to live a life of involuntary celibacy, deriving pleasure from activities among themselves like Dungeons and Dragons or cosplaying. That is, until one teacher unlocked the secret; casually placing you
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
ScenicPisses is the Instagram Account Documenting the Most Scenic Piss Spots
There are several advantages to being a man, but one that women find themselves most envious of in sticky situations is the option to piss almost anywhere you need to. One Instagram account has turned that uniquely male perk into an artform by documenting
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
The Oompa Loompa Liberation Movement Has Its Own Woody Guthrie
Since Roald Dahl published Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in 1964, kids, adults, and comrades alike have questioned the ethics of the Oompa Loompas. Where did they come from? How are they paid? Do they have a union?
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
