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Woman’s Foolproof Plan for Staying Safe on the Streets of New York City at Night: A Fake Mustache
It’s no secret that some places can be dangerous for women. Increased risk of catcalling and street harassment, or increased risk of violence or assault, mean that women are often more on edge when walking around late at night or in large cities.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
'How Many Children Do You Think You've Killed?': U Texas Students Grill Visiting Lockheed Martin Exec About War Crimes
Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or a Lockheed Martin higher-up how many children they’ve killed over the course of their decades-spanning year career in the arms industry.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
Woman Begins Her ‘Get Railed By 365 People in 365 Days’ Challenge
Setting goals at the beginning of the year isn’t unusual.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
Drea de Matteo Says Only Fans Helped Her Save Her Home From Foreclosure
Though The Sopranos may have been all about sex, violence, and gabbagool, Drea de Matteo — a.k.a. Adriana La Cerva — knows all about that bread lately, opening up about her very recent and very viral turn to OnlyFans.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
Chili’s Booth, Vape Shop and Casting Couch: Everything People Want to Do With This Weird Little Nook
Modern trends in homebuilding have led to some additions becoming standard in new homes. Take, for example, the foyer balcony — an inaccessible strip right above the door that apparently just serves to collect dust.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Georgetown Students Turn Ash Wednesday Into Ass Wednesday, Draw Butts On Their Foreheads
As Catholics around the globe observed Ash Wednesday, making the start of Lent— a.k.a. The Mark Whalberg 40 Day Challenge — a few students at Georgetown University decided to put a hole-ier spin on the holy day, kicking off a celebration dubbed “A— Wedne
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Sweet Old 'Nun' Is Hiding a Very NSFW Surprise
I'd like to extend a happy belated Ash Wednesday to all the catholic homies and wish you good fortune in abstaining from whatever vice comes between you and God unless that vice is videos of naughty "nuns" terrorizing their communities.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Gerontologist Says the Key to Living Forever Is Being Chill
Over the years, many explorers have set out in search of the “Fountain of Youth” — a mythical place where bathing in or consuming its waters could make one live forever. In reality, these people should have just calmed the hell down.
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
The Canadian Side of Niagara Falls Is Home to the World’s Wildest Burger King
In general, people say that it’s better to see Niagara Falls from the Canadian side. Not only do you get a better view of the falls, but you also have the added benefit of getting to see this monstrosity of a Burger King.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Man Regularly Beats Up Guy Who Gave His Mom the COVID That Killed Her
Everyone has revenge fantasies from time to time.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
