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'They’ll Never Find Me': The Man Who Shared A.I. Taylor Swift Pics on X Before Antagonizing Swifties Is 5-Foot-8, Single and Lives In Canada
Though Taylor Swift’s fake A.I. porn may have dominated headlines this week, Twitter pimple @Zvbear learned one hell of a lesson about getting clout at the singer’s expense — you don’t want Bad Blood with Swifties.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
A Zyn-surrection Is Afoot as Proposed Federal Regulation Looms
Roughly three years after a band of angry right-wingers stormed Capitol Hill in protest of the 2020 election results, it appears there may be another insurrection in the works … more specifically, a Zyn-surrection spurred by scorned nicotine lovers.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
‘Now That’s Metal’: Florida Man Jams Out to System of a Down While Undergoing Brain Surgery
No matter how metal you think you are, you’ll never be as metal as Christian Nolen, a guitar-wielding rocker who turned his brain surgery into a hardcore jam session.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
'Buddy Challanged All of Newton's Laws': Dude Cracks Open Red Bull While Upside Down, Doesn't Spill a Drop
The only thing better than cracking open a cold one with the boys? Cracking open a cold one with the boys … while seemingly breaking the laws of physics.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
Someone Recreated 'Jurassic Park' With Mashed Potatoes, Gravy and a Ton of Dino Nuggies
The only thing better than Jurassic Park’s recent reboots? Recreating the film’s premise using dinosaur nuggets, a mashed potato mountain and a metric crapton of flowing molten gravy.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Don’t Let Him Eat My Soup!’: Camel Sneaks Into Kitchen, Treats Himself to Pantry Snack
Everyone knows about rats and their love of kitchens — Remy the ratatouille immediately comes to mind — as well as raccoons, who don’t just love kitchens but the garbage they produce, too.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
iPhone Falls 16,000 Ft During Alaska Airlines Door Disaster, Manages to Emerge Unscathed
Though the infamously indestructible Nokia 3310 may have been discontinued in 2005, the now-bygone brick phone has finally found an equally sturdy successor — one stubborn iPhone plucked virtually unscathed from the rubble of Friday’s Alaska Airlines dis
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
We Finally Have Color-Correct Images of Uranus
In today's science revelations, new telescope images reveal the true hues of the planets Uranus and Neptune.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
