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Georgetown Students Turn Ash Wednesday Into Ass Wednesday, Draw Butts On Their Foreheads
As Catholics around the globe observed Ash Wednesday, making the start of Lent— a.k.a. The Mark Whalberg 40 Day Challenge — a few students at Georgetown University decided to put a hole-ier spin on the holy day, kicking off a celebration dubbed “A— Wedne
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Sweet Old 'Nun' Is Hiding a Very NSFW Surprise
I'd like to extend a happy belated Ash Wednesday to all the catholic homies and wish you good fortune in abstaining from whatever vice comes between you and God unless that vice is videos of naughty "nuns" terrorizing their communities.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Gerontologist Says the Key to Living Forever Is Being Chill
Over the years, many explorers have set out in search of the “Fountain of Youth” — a mythical place where bathing in or consuming its waters could make one live forever. In reality, these people should have just calmed the hell down.
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
The Canadian Side of Niagara Falls Is Home to the World’s Wildest Burger King
In general, people say that it’s better to see Niagara Falls from the Canadian side. Not only do you get a better view of the falls, but you also have the added benefit of getting to see this monstrosity of a Burger King.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Man Regularly Beats Up Guy Who Gave His Mom the COVID That Killed Her
Everyone has revenge fantasies from time to time.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Did the 'DocuSign Has 400k Employees' Meme Inspire the Company to Make Layoffs?
As is the way, an incredibly inexplicable (to those who don’t work in the industry) meme has emerged from one corner of Tech Twitter: the idea that DocuSign has 400,000, or 4 million, or 40 million, employees.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
The Barefoot TikTokers’ Sneaker Collection Is Actually Worth $20,000, Sneaker Expert Says
As the internet debates whether lifestyle influencer Christi Fritz and her husband are genuine barefoot enthusiasts or just really elaborate trolls (they're trolls), it appears one element of their latest viral video appears to be correct — the estimated
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
'You'll Be Fine': U.S. Military Begs Catgirls to Enlist As Recruitment Hits Historic Lows
As military recruitment hits record lows, boasting the “smallest active-duty force since 1940,” per WAVY, the U.S. The Armed Forces have taken a novel new approach in increasing enlistments, — begging cat girls to bear their claws and fight our national e
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
This Valentine’s Day, A Chicago Zoo Is Giving You the Opportunity to Name a Cockroach After Your Ex
This Valentine’s Day, give the gift of hate. A Chicago zoo recently put out an enticing offer for the heartbroken — a perfect opportunity to get back at their exes by identifying them with what they really are: a cockroach.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
