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Cheetos Turn Adorable Golden Retriever Into Vicious Canine Monster
Golden retrievers: A breed of dog famed for their soft golden coats, adorable smiles and the most loving personalities … that is until they get a taste of the forbidden fruit — a bag full of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Autocorrect Creates Smothering Sexual Tension Between Woman and Her Handyman
Autocorrect has led to some pretty embarrassing mix-ups. From saying “sorry for the incontinence” to saying you suffer from a case of “milf dehydration,” the service that’s designed to help us can, more often than not, end up hurting us.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Japan Has a Single Elimination High School Baseball Tournament With 4,000 Teams
America has several sports that aren’t embraced by other countries. While there are numerous exceptions, even more common sports like basketball aren’t met with the same esteem in other countries as they are in the ol’ US of A.
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
British Pub Reviewer Rates Pubs, Finds Them All Bad
People in the U.K. love drinking. I’m not talking about a glass of wine with dinner; the second five o’clock hits, Brits pour into the pub, throwing back drink after drink to wash down the pain of paying $20 for the two-minute train journey home.
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
Man Comes into Possession of 66 Tons of Chocolate
A Philadelphia man has found himself in quite the odd predicament, albeit one entirely of his own making. Curtis Remarc took to Twitter this week to reveal that one of his friends has come into 133,000 pounds of chocolate. Yes, you read that right.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Sports Fans Bet On Punxsutawney Phil Because of Course They Did
As the world waited with bated breath to see whether Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning, an occurrence that will singlehandedly determine whether we’ll have an early spring or six more weeks of winter, sports fans had more pressing concerns — w
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Spies, Aliens and Alcoholics: All the Craziest Theories Behind Amelia Earhart’s Disappearance
Nearly 87 years after legendary aviator Amelia Earhart disappeared while attempting to fly around the globe, it appears we may finally have some answers about what happened during that fateful flight.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
Kid Makes Sure His Road Raging Dad Doesn’t Get Beat up by Dude Twice His Size
Though one angry driver may have been ready to FAFO in a bout of road rage gone wrong, it appears his son was having none of it, stepping in for his angry father as he faced off with another driver.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Nothing is Better Than a Teacher Who Protects His Student’s Pokémon Cards
For as long as time has existed, the nerds were forced to live a life of involuntary celibacy, deriving pleasure from activities among themselves like Dungeons and Dragons or cosplaying. That is, until one teacher unlocked the secret; casually placing you
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
ScenicPisses is the Instagram Account Documenting the Most Scenic Piss Spots
There are several advantages to being a man, but one that women find themselves most envious of in sticky situations is the option to piss almost anywhere you need to. One Instagram account has turned that uniquely male perk into an artform by documenting
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
The Oompa Loompa Liberation Movement Has Its Own Woody Guthrie
Since Roald Dahl published Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in 1964, kids, adults, and comrades alike have questioned the ethics of the Oompa Loompas. Where did they come from? How are they paid? Do they have a union?
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'They’ll Never Find Me': The Man Who Shared A.I. Taylor Swift Pics on X Before Antagonizing Swifties Is 5-Foot-8, Single and Lives In Canada
Though Taylor Swift’s fake A.I. porn may have dominated headlines this week, Twitter pimple @Zvbear learned one hell of a lesson about getting clout at the singer’s expense — you don’t want Bad Blood with Swifties.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
A Zyn-surrection Is Afoot as Proposed Federal Regulation Looms
Roughly three years after a band of angry right-wingers stormed Capitol Hill in protest of the 2020 election results, it appears there may be another insurrection in the works … more specifically, a Zyn-surrection spurred by scorned nicotine lovers.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
‘Now That’s Metal’: Florida Man Jams Out to System of a Down While Undergoing Brain Surgery
No matter how metal you think you are, you’ll never be as metal as Christian Nolen, a guitar-wielding rocker who turned his brain surgery into a hardcore jam session.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
