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Bathtubs Full of Benjamins and Toilets Worth More than Your Rent: Some of Lil Tay’s Most Iconic Flexes
Lil Tay, the social media child star who captivated the internet as “the youngest flexer of the century” has died at age 14, according to a statement from her family.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Feels
People Are Convinced the James Webb Question Mark Photo Proves We Live in a Simulation
Though the cosmic question mark recently captured by the James Webb Space Telescope may have bewildered the scientific community, the symbol’s meaning is loud and clear to the conspiracy theorists of Reddit, proving we’re all actually living in a simulati
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
'There Are Things In This World That Aren't Real!': Airplane Karen Tiffany Gomas Doubled Down On Claims Passengers Weren't Real In Deleted Tweets
Though Tiffany Gomas may have only recently been identified as the mysterious Karen behind last month’s mega-viral “that motherfucker back there is not real” rant, she doubled down on her claims of shapeshifting fliers shortly after her rise to online inf
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Fans Are Already Recreating the Viral ‘Montgomery Melee’ Boat Fight
Days after the Montgomery Meelee set social media ablaze as a cautionary tale on the dangers of fucking around and finding out, one TikToker has given the incident the treatment it needs and deserves, adapting the brawl into a modern morality play.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'They Had a Time That Night': The Wild Christmas Party That Led to Three Different Pregnancies
Every Virgo has had the unfortunate realization about being conceived during Christmas time. Well, three babies will grow up to find out they were all conceived on the same Christmas game night.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Retire! Retire! Retire!': Hecklers Implore 81-Year-Old Mitch McConnell To GTFO the Senate and Into Boca Raton
As calls mount for curmudgeonly Republican Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell to go to Hell, there’s another place several voters think he should stop first: A retirement home.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Thirst Traps of the ‘Planet of the Bass’ Blonde, Who Is Actually a Normie Influencer
When she’s not dominating social media as Ms. Biljana Electronica, her vaguely-Eastern European alter ego in TikTok banger “Planet of the Bass,” Audrey Trullinger is a surprisingly normal New York City influencer.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
'If Masturbation Is A Crime I Should Be On Death Row’: How Pee-wee Herman Inspired Gilbert Gottfried’s Iconic Rant On Jerking Off
Actor Paul Reubens, best known for portraying the iconic children’s character Pee-wee Herman, died at the age of 70 over the weekend after a private six-year battle with cancer.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Witness an A.I. Laser Robot That Wages Genocide on Weeds
Enter NBC News’ Tech Correspondent Jacob Ward, who shared a fascinating look at a surprisingly useful “killer robot” on TikTok. Ward opens the video by asking, “You want to see a robot that kills weeds with lasers?”
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
The Song of the Summer Is ‘Please Don’t Raise My Rent’
Just kidding, it’s actually weirdly sexy given the subject matter, but sex does sell.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
