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Aspen Wants to Make Glory Hole Park ‘Accessible to Everyone’

It’s okay, you can laugh.

By Peter Rapine

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Christians Think God Postponed the Rapture Until After the Epstein Files Are Released

If you’re reading this, you didn’t get raptured.

By Peter Rapine

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Insiders Now Claim the ‘Coldplay Couple’ Weren’t Having an Affair At All

And I’m sure that’s what they both told their partners.

By Braden Bjella

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OnlyFans Models Have Hijacked ‘Taco Tuesday’

The world you grew up in no longer exists.

By Peter Rapine

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U.K. Judge Rules Manager Who Called Her Boss ‘Dickheads’ Was Wrongfully Fired

She’s living the dream!

By Peter Rapine

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The FDA Is Again Warning That Shrimp May Be Contaminated With Radioactive Material

Shrimp is off the menu, boys.

By Peter Rapine

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Haribo, the Gummy Bear Company, May Have Accidentally Created the World’s Best Power Bank

Just like Hitachi makes both trains and the Magic Wand, Haribo can now say they make gummy worms and hikers’ favorite power bank.

By Braden Bjella

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Twitter Bops Are Painting Themselves Blue

What is going on?

By Peter Rapine

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Should Airplanes Have Airbags?

Flying is already the safest way to travel.

By Peter Rapine

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This Mississippi Strip Club Is Hosting A ‘Biscuits and Gravy’ Wrasslin Night

Sign me up!

By Peter Rapine

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Woman Playing ‘GTA’ Had Her Game Interrupted When An Actual Police Chase Crashed Through Her Home

What are the chances?

By Peter Rapine

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Samsung Plans to Display Ads on Your Smart Fridge

Ads on refrigerators are the innovation America deserves.

By Peter Rapine

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Ohio Administrator Suspended for Selling School District’s Lawn Mowers on Facebook Marketplace

Bro went beast mode.

By Peter Rapine

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Man Claiming to Be Time Traveler Says Dogs Will Rule Earth By 2087

I say we give them a shot.

By Peter Rapine

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New Study Finds That Wild Chimps Are Constantly Buzzed

They wait until fruit goes bad, then they eat it, then they party.

By Braden Bjella

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Jay Z Blasted for Claiming His New Casino Project Would ‘Uplift Working-Class Communities’

Don’t forget about Gamblers Anonymous counselors, too!

By Peter Rapine

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U.K. Doctor Accused of Pausing Surgery to Get Down With Nurse

You’re not supposed to do that.

By Peter Rapine

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Tom Brady to Play Football in Saudi Arabia

He got scammed by crypto bros again, didn’t he?

By Peter Rapine

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People Are Trying to Resell Ariana Grande Tickets for Millions of Dollars

Best of luck to them, but I think I’ll pass.

By Braden Bjella

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Pumpkin Spice Butthole? DUDE Wipes Wants Your Nether Regions to Smell Like Fall, Too

Hey, ladies, you’re going to want to hear (smell?) this.

By Peter Rapine

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Television Exec David Zaslav Says Watching TV Is ‘Terrible’ Now

Might want to look at the reflection when the TV goes off, Dave.

By Braden Bjella

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Japanese Company Allows You to Rent ‘Scary Looking Men’ to Handle Disputes

They won’t hurt anyone. Hopefully.

By Braden Bjella

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Someone in Connecticut Keeps Painting Squirrels, and No One Knows Why

Anyone got any leads?

By Braden Bjella

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Cornell University Reluctantly Admits That You’re Allowed to Hunt, Skin and Cook a Bear in Their Dorms After Two Students Do Just That

Just don’t make it a habit, okay?

By Braden Bjella

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Royal Caribbean Passenger Leaps From Ship to Avoid Paying His $16,000 Gambling Debt

That’s one way to avoid paying your debts.

By Peter Rapine

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Funny - articles

Aspen Wants to Make Glory Hole Park ‘Accessible to Everyone’

Christians Think God Postponed the Rapture Until After the Epstein Files Are Released

Insiders Now Claim the ‘Coldplay Couple’ Weren’t Having an Affair At All

OnlyFans Models Have Hijacked ‘Taco Tuesday’

U.K. Judge Rules Manager Who Called Her Boss ‘Dickheads’ Was Wrongfully Fired

The FDA Is Again Warning That Shrimp May Be Contaminated With Radioactive Material

Haribo, the Gummy Bear Company, May Have Accidentally Created the World’s Best Power Bank

Twitter Bops Are Painting Themselves Blue

Should Airplanes Have Airbags?

This Mississippi Strip Club Is Hosting A ‘Biscuits and Gravy’ Wrasslin Night

Woman Playing ‘GTA’ Had Her Game Interrupted When An Actual Police Chase Crashed Through Her Home

Samsung Plans to Display Ads on Your Smart Fridge

Ohio Administrator Suspended for Selling School District’s Lawn Mowers on Facebook Marketplace

Man Claiming to Be Time Traveler Says Dogs Will Rule Earth By 2087

New Study Finds That Wild Chimps Are Constantly Buzzed

Jay Z Blasted for Claiming His New Casino Project Would ‘Uplift Working-Class Communities’

U.K. Doctor Accused of Pausing Surgery to Get Down With Nurse

Tom Brady to Play Football in Saudi Arabia

People Are Trying to Resell Ariana Grande Tickets for Millions of Dollars

Pumpkin Spice Butthole? DUDE Wipes Wants Your Nether Regions to Smell Like Fall, Too

Television Exec David Zaslav Says Watching TV Is ‘Terrible’ Now

Japanese Company Allows You to Rent ‘Scary Looking Men’ to Handle Disputes

Someone in Connecticut Keeps Painting Squirrels, and No One Knows Why

Cornell University Reluctantly Admits That You’re Allowed to Hunt, Skin and Cook a Bear in Their Dorms After Two Students Do Just That

Royal Caribbean Passenger Leaps From Ship to Avoid Paying His $16,000 Gambling Debt

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