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Dude Gets Instant Karma and a Beating After Stalking Shopper, Breaking His Car Window
A Walmart shopper recently came away from his trip to the big box store with a bag full of instant karma, proceeding to get his butt whooped after stalking a man before shattering his car window.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Man Asks Social Media to Help Save His Struggling Restaurant, Instead Gets Called Out By Mistreated Employees and Terrible Reviews
Social media can be a godsend for struggling small businesses; all you need is one viral TikTok and suddenly you’ve got lines out the door.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘She Just Won’t Stop Lying’: Lawyer’s Wife Tries to Gaslight and Girlboss Her Way Out of a Hit-and-Run Accident
Everyone has been all about supporting women’s wrongs lately, but I don’t think attempting to lie your way out of taking responsibility for a hit-and-run is what they had in mind.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘Why Shouldn’t We Pave the Atlantic?’: Twitter User’s Proposal to Fill in the Atlantic Ocean Is Manifest Destiny in Its Purest Form
If you’re old, you might remember a Usenet group called “alt.pave.the.earth.” The fantasy of this group was simple — cover the world in asphalt.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Twitter Highlight: 26 of the Funniest Tweets of the Week September 16, 2023
This week was weird.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I'll Come Grab You Up Back There': Pro Boxer Adrien Broner Berates McDonald's Employee In Bizarre, Shirtless Tirade
Boxer Adrien Broner discovered that the age-old rule of “no shoes, no shirt, no service” still applies to professional athletes, going on a bizarre, shirtless tirade against a McDonald’s employee during a recent trip to the fast food giant.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Tase Me, I Like It Kinky': Drunk Woman Tries to Seduce Cop After Being Stopped For Hit and Run
A drunk driver tried to turn a hit-and-run into a hit it and run, attempting to seduce the police officer arresting her after she allegedly slammed her car into a Chevy Cruze in Brunswick, Ohio, before speeding away.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Hasan Minhaj Accused of Fabricating Joke About His Daughter Being "Splashed with Anthrax"
As most comics can tell you, the keys to stand up are fairly simple: Always remember the rule of three, timing is everything and when in doubt, fabricate a harrowing tale about your young daughter being exposed to anthrax at the emotional climax of your N
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Let This Massive Trash Fire In Boston Be Your Good Omen For the Weekend
It’s Friday, motherf—kers!
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Drunk T-Mobile Employee Deletes Woman’s Entire Phone, Then Denies It to Her Face
One very unlucky T-Mobile customer got a whole lot less than she bargained for during a recent trip to one of the carrier’s stores when a possibly intoxicated manager accidentally erased her entire phone while attempting to sync her Apple Watch.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Irish Hooligan Breaks Arm Off 100-Year-Old Brussels Statue During Crazy Night Out
An Irish tourist nabbed one heck of a souvenir during his recent trip to the historic Brussels Stock Exchange in Belgium — the severed arm of a more than 100-year-old statue split off during a wild night on the town.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'You’re Gonna Get A Magnum? Yeah Right!': Woman Loses It After Catching Husband Buying Condoms
A quick trip to Walmart ended in a possibly relationship-ending screaming match after a wife caught her husband picking up a pack of condoms at the self-checkout counter.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Redditor Shows Off His 'Homemade Alien Mummy' In Response to Mexico's Bombshell UFO Hearing
Days after a ufologist presented two alleged alien corpses before Mexican Congress, one shitposting UFO truther claimed to have found themselves particularly inspired … to finally finish their years-long alien craft project.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
21 Funny Memes That Only Tell the Truth
These memes are nothing but honest.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
