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AI Data Centers Are Now Using Jet Engines to Power Their Servers

Hear that sound? It’s not a jet taking off — it’s me generating pictures of Sexy Pikachu.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

Claire’s Bankruptcy Hearings Keep Getting Derailed by People Telling Stories About Getting Their Ears Pierced

Seriously, no one cares.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

Lithuania Closed Its Airspace Because People Kept Smuggling Smokes in Balloons

At a time of alleged Russian threats, some people are just trying to score cheap smokes.

By Braden Bjella

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Disney Will Reportedly No Longer Have Villains in Parks Year-Round

They’ll only appear around Halloween from now on.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

After Millennia of Avoiding Them, Mosquitos Have Finally Hit Iceland

Finally, you too shall know our pain!

By Braden Bjella

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Man Arrested for Stealing Hundreds of Lego Heads

Why just the heads?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

OnlyFans Is Now the Most Profitable Company per Employee and It’s Not Even Close

This and AI are what’s holding up the world economy right now.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wow

Space Debris May Have Smashed the Cockpit of a Plane Mid-Flight

This is one we’re not going to blame on Boeing.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

Reddit’s New AI Keeps Telling Users to Commit Crimes

Reddit’s new “Answers” feature provides responses sourced across the entire site — including the dark corners.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

OpenAI Apologizes for Letting You Turn MLK Jr. Into a Meme Template

The company has reluctantly admitted that allowing anyone to generate realistic videos of the civil rights leader was a bad idea.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

U.S. Army General Admits That He Uses ChatGPT to Make Command Decisions

Remember when this was just a fun chatbot?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

PayPal Accidentally Created $300 Trillion in Crypto, Then Immediately Deleted It

Whoops.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wow

After Hosting a Rock Concert to Celebrate $20 Billion in U.S. Aid, Argentina Is Set to Receive Another $20 Billion

Another one!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Facepalm

Reddit Shut Down Its NFT Project and No One on the Site Cared

The post announcing the shutdown has zero upvotes and only one comment.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Facepalm

The Nobel Peace Prize Committee is Now Embroiled in a Gambling Scandal

When it comes to the possibility of world peace, I’m taking the under.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wow

Airline Industry Now Saying That Fixing Its Planes Would Cost Too Much Money

Remember when all those planes kept falling out of the sky? Yeah, well, getting that to stop happening is apparently too expensive, so…

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wtf

Peru’s New President Celebrated His Inauguration by Unfollowing a Bunch of Adult Content Creators

The previous President was just ousted. Now, the new leader is ringing in his administration by wiping his hard drive.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Funny

Discord May Have Accidentally Leaked 1.5 Terabytes of Age Verification Photos

But I thought all that information was deleted?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Report Finds That Basically Every Part of the Epstein Investigation Was Screwed Up

In case that wasn’t already clear.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wtf

Apple Announces They’ll Pay $2 Million to Anyone Who Can Hack Into an iPhone

Does it count if I ‘hack’ into it with a hatchet?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wow

Woman Arrested After Stealing Motorized Shopping Cart to Take to Doctor’s Appointment

I’m sure she was going to return it!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Man Hospitalized After Eating Almost 7 Pounds of Gummies

That *does* seem like a bit much.

By Braden Bjella

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Man Robs Supermarket So He Can Join His Grandson in Prison

Aww, how sweet!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wow

British Police Say They’re Just Not Going to Investigate Bike Theft Anymore

If your bike gets stolen at a train station, the official police response is basically, “sucks, bro.”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wtf

New York’s Mafioso Mansions Aren’t Selling Because They’re Too Tacky to Renovate

Turns out no one wants to move several tons of gaudy marble floors.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

News - articles

AI Data Centers Are Now Using Jet Engines to Power Their Servers

Claire’s Bankruptcy Hearings Keep Getting Derailed by People Telling Stories About Getting Their Ears Pierced

Lithuania Closed Its Airspace Because People Kept Smuggling Smokes in Balloons

Disney Will Reportedly No Longer Have Villains in Parks Year-Round

After Millennia of Avoiding Them, Mosquitos Have Finally Hit Iceland

Man Arrested for Stealing Hundreds of Lego Heads

OnlyFans Is Now the Most Profitable Company per Employee and It’s Not Even Close

Space Debris May Have Smashed the Cockpit of a Plane Mid-Flight

Reddit’s New AI Keeps Telling Users to Commit Crimes

OpenAI Apologizes for Letting You Turn MLK Jr. Into a Meme Template

U.S. Army General Admits That He Uses ChatGPT to Make Command Decisions

PayPal Accidentally Created $300 Trillion in Crypto, Then Immediately Deleted It

After Hosting a Rock Concert to Celebrate $20 Billion in U.S. Aid, Argentina Is Set to Receive Another $20 Billion

Reddit Shut Down Its NFT Project and No One on the Site Cared

The Nobel Peace Prize Committee is Now Embroiled in a Gambling Scandal

Airline Industry Now Saying That Fixing Its Planes Would Cost Too Much Money

Peru’s New President Celebrated His Inauguration by Unfollowing a Bunch of Adult Content Creators

Discord May Have Accidentally Leaked 1.5 Terabytes of Age Verification Photos

Report Finds That Basically Every Part of the Epstein Investigation Was Screwed Up

Apple Announces They’ll Pay $2 Million to Anyone Who Can Hack Into an iPhone

Woman Arrested After Stealing Motorized Shopping Cart to Take to Doctor’s Appointment

Man Hospitalized After Eating Almost 7 Pounds of Gummies

Man Robs Supermarket So He Can Join His Grandson in Prison

British Police Say They’re Just Not Going to Investigate Bike Theft Anymore

New York’s Mafioso Mansions Aren’t Selling Because They’re Too Tacky to Renovate

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