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Forbes Has an Epically, Insanely Bad Knack for Picking White-Collar Scammers For Their Cover Stories

Last month, the financial news giant released their annual list of America’s Best Banks, a ranking that predominantly featured the now-defunct SVB Financial Group’s Silicon Valley Bank *and* Signature Bank.

Congressman Jeff Jackson Is Using His TikTok to Prevent a Bank Run

Let’s hope he’s right — it’s not like the fate of the entire U.S. banking system depends on it.

Phallic 9/11 Memorial Erected In North Carolina Goes Viral for All the Wrong (Right) Reasons

Reader, have you ever visited the 9/11 memorial in New York City, gazed into the deep, somber depths of the black pools marking the Twin Towers' original locations and thought quietly to yourself “wow, I wish this memorial had more giant dicks?”

Jackson Mahomes Under Police Investigation for Forcibly Kissing Bar Owner

Jackson Mahomes, the kid brother of Kansas City Chiefs' star quarterback Patrick Mahomes is once again in the news for all the wrong reasons.

Cheetos Checks its Factories for Child Workers... Loses Half its Workforce Overnight

After a New York Times report on the United States' migrant child labor epidemic, the Biden administration has announced a crackdown.

Mysterious Metal Ball (It's a Buoy) Washes Ashore on Japanese Beach

A mysterious metal ball has washed ashore on Enshu beach in Hamamatsu city, Japan.

'What is Going On?': Truck Carrying Nitric Acid Overturns and Leaks Poisonous Gas

Authorities are urging Tucson residents to shelter in place, after a truck carrying nitric acid crashed off of I-10 and began leaking the toxic gas.

This Guy Is the Only Source You Need to Read About the Allegedly Imminent Alien Invasion

This past weekend, the United States shot down three foreign flying objects over Alaska, Canada, and Michigan. Here is everything we do know about this new wave of unidentified arial phenomena.

Man Ignores MRI Machine Warnings and Gets Killed by His Own "Hidden" Gun

Britney Spears' Most Loyal Fans Believe the Singer Is Dead

After years of court battles and Instagram thirst traps, it seems some Britney Spears fans have ventured too far In The Zone, comprising a group of online skeptics colloquial known as B-Anon.

The Wall Street Journal Asks If the World Has 'Too Many Asians'

Despite garnering flack for their “timid” coverage of former President Donald Trump, it seems there’s one tough question The Wall Street Journal’s editorial board isn’t afraid to ask — “Are There Too Many Asians?”

Mars Fires Their 'Spokescandies' after Conservatives Blast 'Feminist M&Ms'

Bullying Tucker Carlson — the thing more unifying than Maya Rudolph.

Guy Survives 24 Days Lost at Sea By Eating Ketchup and Garlic Powder

Elvis Francois, a 47 year old man from Dominica, survived almost a month lost at sea by eating ketchup, garlic powder, and Maggi seasoning cubes.

SF Gallery Owner Who Hosed Down Homeless Woman Arrested and Charged With Misdemeanor Battery

Collier Gwin, owner of the San Francisco art gallery Foster-Gwin Art & Antiques, has been arrested after a video of him spraying a homeless woman with a hose went viral in early January.

Okay, But Like, Where the [REDACTED] Is Carole Baskin’s Husband?

Baskin has responded to these new claims, reiterating that her story surrounding her husband’s whereabouts has always remained consistent.

'Hacksaw best tool to dismember': Alleged Wife Killer Brian Walsh's Search History is Horrifying — And Very, Very Incriminating

Brian Walshe, 47, is accused of killing his wife Ana Walshe, 39, on New Years Eve. Walshe has been in jail since January 8th, and was arrested on charges of misleading investigators. Now he is also charged with murder, and disinterring a body.

‘Free Top G’: Men in Greece Are Protesting For the Release of Andrew Tate

Earlier this week, hundreds of demonstrators spilled from their lone, polka-dotted VW Bug and onto the streets of Athens, Greece, where they protested Tate’s incarceration.

Alec Baldwin to Be Charged With Involuntary Manslaughter In Shooting Death of 'Rust' Cinematographer

On Thursday, January 19, officials revealed that they charged 30 Rock alum with involuntary manslaughter after a gun used as a prop discharged towards Hutchins while rehearsing camera angles.

The New Netflix Doc about Kai the Hitchhiker Reminded Us About Him Crashing on Our Couch

11 Bed Bath and Beyond Memes for Going Bed Bath and Bankrupt

Stocks began plummeting today after Bed Bath & Beyond issued a statement that they are in financial trouble.

80,000 People Without Power after a Plane Crashed into a Power Line

On the night of Sunday, November 27th, pilot Patrick Merkle, 66, of Washington D.C., and passenger Janet Williams were flying from White Plains, New York to Gaithersburg, Maryland in a small passenger plane.

Entitled Tourist Mobbed after Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid

This tourist with no regard for others and no respect for history daringly climbed to the top of one of the ancient Mayan pyramids in Mexico.

Unpaid Construction Worker Exacts Revenge by Destroying Travelodge with a Backhoe

Construction worker John Manley reminds us why bosses should always pay their workers. In January of 2019, after spending a Christmas holiday without pay and confronting an unreceptive boss, Manley took matters into his own hands.

Brendan Fraser Won't Attend Golden Globes after Accusing HFPA President of Sexual Assault

Brendan Fraser has seen a meteoric rise after returning to the silver screen for an Oscar-worthy performance in 'The Whale.'

Dallas Airshow Ends in Tragedy When Two Vintage Planes Collide Killing 6 People

Guests were horrified as they witnessed two WWII-era planes, Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress and a Bell P-63 Kingcobra collide and crashed at the 'Wings Over Dallas' airshow around 1:20 p.m. on Saturday.