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Conspiracy Theorists Believe the Maui Wildfires Were Started By Direct Energy Weapons (DEW)
Though the Maui wildfires may have killed at least 55 people, destroyed tens of thousands of homes and businesses and forced several Hawaiians to jump into the ocean as they attempted to flee the blaze, MAGA conspiracy Twitter has one thing to say — BS.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Tampa Bay Rays' Star Wander Franco Accused of Dating 14-Year-Old
Though Tampa Bay Rays’ star Wander Franco may play in the big league, he may still have a thing for minors after the shortstop was accused of dating and grooming a 14-year-old girl on social media.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow

These Are the Buildings Designed by the Alleged Long Island Serial Killer
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Creepy

Montana's Governor Wants to Control Whole State, Can't Control His Own Son
Though Montana Governor Greg Gianforte may have signed a bill outlawing TikTok in the Treasure State on Wednesday, May 17 his disdain of the cursed clock app may not run in the family.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

American Fugitive Who Faked His Own Death and Fled to the UK Gives Oscar-Worthy Performance on Dateline
Alahverdian, who now goes by the name Arthur Knight, is currently being held in detention in Scotland where he awaits extradition back to the United States.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Libs of TikTok Failed the Green Line Test
Though Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez may not have not immediately recognized Libs of TikTok creator Chaya Raichikt during their Capitol Hill run-in, the fine people of Twitter sure did, identifying the controversial admin and her green line test-
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Trump Shares Catturd Poll as Proof of His Popularity, But PuddingPerson Proves the People Really Want the Grimace
Earlier this week, former President Donald Trump shared a poll on his Truth Social platform, showing that republican voters preferred him over Florida governor and fellow presidential candidate Ron DeSantis.
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

“Polyworking” Is the Newest Buzzword for Working Multiple Jobs
Defined as “The phenomenon of working two or more jobs” per Fortune’s Orianna Rose Royle, Polyworking is the new “it” post-pandemic job trend that describes people who work multiple jobs just to get by.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

MrBeast Says He’s ‘Considering’ Bailing Out the Banks
Move over blind people, African children and Twitch e-girls — YouTube charity porn star MrBeast has hinted at the latest benefactor of his borderline-exploitative philanthropy — the global banking system.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Forbes Has an Epically, Insanely Bad Knack for Picking White-Collar Scammers For Their Cover Stories
Last month, the financial news giant released their annual list of America’s Best Banks, a ranking that predominantly featured the now-defunct SVB Financial Group’s Silicon Valley Bank *and* Signature Bank.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny