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"Mysterious Orb" That May Contain "Valuable Information" Appears in Mexico

Prosecutors Call For 8 Year Prison Sentence For Shakira

The Colombian pop star has been accused of tax fraud in Spain worth 14.5 million euros.

#SaveMinecraft Trends After New Update That Censors Chats

Players can now be reported and banned for hate speech and bullying, even on private servers.

Japanese Officials Assassinate Leader of Baby-Stealing Monkey Gang

GTA VI to Feature Female Protagonist, Be Set in Vice City

GTA VI release timeline, playable character, and city revealed.

Subway Offers "Free Subs For Life" in Return For Foot Long Chest Tattoo

A lifetime supply of free sandwiches to the first person to get the ink tomorrow.

Twitter Gets Wild after Musk Says he, "Hasn't Had Sex in Ages"

Musk says reports he had a friendship-ruining affair with Sergey Brin's wife are unfounded. And that it's actually "been a while."

Microsoft Drops the Ban Hammer, Outlaws Minecraft NFTs

The developers have stated that NFTs "can create models of scarcity and exclusion" that go against the values of the game.

Lab-Created "Mutant Troops" Reason Russian Advance Slowing, Russia Says

Elon Musk's Dad Had a Secret Child With His Own Stepdaughter

The New BMW 530e Reportedly Comes With 'Microtransactions'

Features will be locked behind paywalls with monthly subscriptions.

Ex-Prime Minister of Japan Assassinated With Homemade Gun

In a country that takes pride in its strict gun control laws, many were in shock when 41-year-old Tetsuya Yamagami approached Shinzo Abe, the ex-prime minister, with a homemade firearm.

Bryce Dallas Howard's Butt is the Center of a Major Debate Online

When a Twitter fact-checker corrected an image showing Bryce Dallas Howard's behind slimmed down on the poster for the 2016 Jurassic World movie, we had to do the research ourselves.

New Technology Can Predict Crimes a Week Before They Happen

Arrested for a crime you haven't committed yet?

NASA Baffled by Mysterious Rocket Crashing into Moon

Scientists want to know where the hell it came from.

Ezra Miller Housing Mother and Children on Farm With Guns and Weed

The mother claims that Miller is providing safety for her family from an abusive father.

Biden Flashes Embarrassing 'Cheat Sheet' With Simple Behavior Instructions

A facepalm with some unsettling implications.

Qatar Warns Single World Cup Tourists Not to Have Sex In Their Country

For any spectators and fans thinking of attending the football World Cup as a single person looking for some company, maybe think again.

Elementary School Accidentally Serves Kids Floor Sealant Instead of Milk

Tom Hanks Tells Mob of Fans to 'Back the F*** Off', After They Knock His Wife Over

Tom Hanks, aka 'America's Dad' had to give these overly obsessed, snot-nosed fans a harsh reality check at they knocked over his wife Rita Wilson after the two were out in NYC.

Geico Forced to Pay Woman $5.2 Million After Scum Client Gives Her an STD in His Car

Suspended Engineer Leaks Documents "Proving" Google's AI has Achieved Consciousness

The Joke That Got Dave Weigel Suspended From the Washington Post

After retweeting a sexist joke, Washington Post political reporter Dave Weigel was put on unpaid suspension. The joke came from the Youtuber Cam Harless who said, "Every woman is bi. You just have to figure out if it's polar or sexual."

Shakira’s Cheating Boyfriend Officially the World’s Dumbest Man

Massive Chinese Sinkhole is Hiding a Prehistoric Forest