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New Study Finds That Using a Smartphone Makes You 10 Years Dumber

We knew it (we think).

By Braden Bjella

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A Plane Was Forced to Circle Because the Only Air Traffic Controller Fell Asleep

I know you need your beauty rest, but we’ve gotta land this plane!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Live Nation CEO Says You Should Be Paying Even More for Concert Tickets

Oh thanks, there weren’t enough things emptying my wallet already.

By Braden Bjella

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Afghanistan Is Banning Wi-Fi Because It ‘Causes Immorality’

Who, us?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wtf

Ben & Jerry’s is Now Just ‘Ben’s’

Doesn’t really have the same ring to it.

By Braden Bjella

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Florida Woman Punches Out Alligator to Save Her Dog

It’s a whole different world down there.

By Braden Bjella

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Some Guy Scuba’d Up to a Disney Restaurant, Robbed It, Then Scuba’d Away

He took all the cash he could stuff into his wetsuit.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wow

The FBI Is Probably Monitoring Your Discord Chats

Even if you haven’t broken any laws!

By Braden Bjella

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Accused Charlie Kirk Attacker Hasn't Confessed and Isn't Cooperating

Welp, this complicates things.

By Braden Bjella

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Everyone’s Getting Fired for Posting Hot Takes About Charlie Kirk

Be careful what you say online these days.

By Braden Bjella

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The Country of Albania Now Has Its Finances Controlled by A.I.

This isn’t going to end well.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Wow

New Report Finds American Students Have Gotten Significantly Dumber Since 2019

It’s not just you — we really are all getting stupider.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Nepal’s Gen-Z Protesters Just Elected a New Leader Through Discord

Nepal’s Gen-Z protesters have endorsed former chief justice Sushila Karki to lead their interim government. They came to this conclusion after a vote on Discord.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Wow

Amid Search for Killer, Lawsuit Reveals FBI Director Spent His Time Creating a Challenge Coin That Says ‘Ka$h’

Thanks for doing *something*, I guess.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Weeks After Downplaying Her Relationship With Jeffrey Epstein, New Emails Show Ghislaine Maxwell Was (Duh) Really Close With Epstein

It’s almost like she was his partner in crime or something.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Wtf

People Are Already Turning the Charlie Kirk Assassination into ‘Inspirational’ LinkedIn Slop

What can this event teach you about B2B Saas?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

They Supposedly Arrested the Guy Who Shot Charlie Kirk

Ladies and gentlemen, they got him.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Wow

Internet Users Are Already Transvestigating the Alleged Charlie Kirk Shooter

In times like these, we must ask ourselves: “Does the attacker pass the green line test?”

By Braden Bjella

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Ebay Is Flooded With the Shirt of Charlie Kirk’s Alleged Killer

The item, which was once common, is now a hot commodity on the site.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Wtf

Dude Wins ‘$5,000 a Week Forever’ from Publishers Clearing House. Now the Company Is Broke, and So Is He

He’s already cashed his last giant novelty check.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Epstein’s ‘Birthday Book’ Has a Lot of Pictures of Animals Getting It On

Good to know this guy was a freak in every possible way one can be a freak.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Wtf

Epstein’s ‘Birthday Book’ Shows He and Trump Were Really, Really Tight

The financier’s recently released “Birthday Book” has a lot of sketchy comments from President Trump, Bill Clinton and a host of other famous people.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Wtf

Study Finds That Many Sunscreens Do Basically Nothing

Couldn’t have dropped this study before summer?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Wtf

Trump Gets Caught Taking Blue Pill at the U.S. Open

I thought these guys were all about the red pill!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Wow

A Missouri Man Is in a Four-Year Fight With the Government to Allow Him to Grow Sunflowers

The city passes a law, he fights it and then they pass another one — all to stop one man from planting his flowers.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Wow

News - articles

New Study Finds That Using a Smartphone Makes You 10 Years Dumber

A Plane Was Forced to Circle Because the Only Air Traffic Controller Fell Asleep

Live Nation CEO Says You Should Be Paying Even More for Concert Tickets

Afghanistan Is Banning Wi-Fi Because It ‘Causes Immorality’

Ben & Jerry’s is Now Just ‘Ben’s’

Florida Woman Punches Out Alligator to Save Her Dog

Some Guy Scuba’d Up to a Disney Restaurant, Robbed It, Then Scuba’d Away

The FBI Is Probably Monitoring Your Discord Chats

Accused Charlie Kirk Attacker Hasn't Confessed and Isn't Cooperating

Everyone’s Getting Fired for Posting Hot Takes About Charlie Kirk

The Country of Albania Now Has Its Finances Controlled by A.I.

New Report Finds American Students Have Gotten Significantly Dumber Since 2019

Nepal’s Gen-Z Protesters Just Elected a New Leader Through Discord

Amid Search for Killer, Lawsuit Reveals FBI Director Spent His Time Creating a Challenge Coin That Says ‘Ka$h’

Weeks After Downplaying Her Relationship With Jeffrey Epstein, New Emails Show Ghislaine Maxwell Was (Duh) Really Close With Epstein

People Are Already Turning the Charlie Kirk Assassination into ‘Inspirational’ LinkedIn Slop

They Supposedly Arrested the Guy Who Shot Charlie Kirk

Internet Users Are Already Transvestigating the Alleged Charlie Kirk Shooter

Ebay Is Flooded With the Shirt of Charlie Kirk’s Alleged Killer

Dude Wins ‘$5,000 a Week Forever’ from Publishers Clearing House. Now the Company Is Broke, and So Is He

Epstein’s ‘Birthday Book’ Has a Lot of Pictures of Animals Getting It On

Epstein’s ‘Birthday Book’ Shows He and Trump Were Really, Really Tight

Study Finds That Many Sunscreens Do Basically Nothing

Trump Gets Caught Taking Blue Pill at the U.S. Open

A Missouri Man Is in a Four-Year Fight With the Government to Allow Him to Grow Sunflowers

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