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Cops Claim Horses Were Dressed up as ‘Ghosts’ but No One Is Buying It

On October 31st, the Lake County Ohio mounted police unit decided to dress up their horses for the upcoming Halloween festivities.

‘BagGate’ Is the Cheating Scandal Rocking the Cornhole World

What originated as a backyard family BBQ game has transformed into one of the most popular professional sports around.

Jim Cramer Apologizes to Investors after Saying Meta Stock Can ‘Only Go Up’

After claiming that Meta "has nowhere else to go but up" back in June, Cramer was so ashamed of his decisions that he couldn't even look at the cameras as his eyes welled up with tears as he said, "I made a mistake here. I was wrong. I trusted this manage

‘World’s Dirtiest Man’ Dies After Taking First Shower in 67 Years

The ‘World’s Dirtiest Man,’ Amou Haji, has recently passed after his first contact with soap in over 67 years. He was 94.

Starbucks Manager Claims Employees 'Kidnapped' Her When They Staged “March on the Boss”

A South Carolina Starbucks manager has accused her employees of kidnapping and assaulting her after they staged a “march on the boss” protest to demand higher wages.

Woman Unleashes 10,000 Bees to Fight Off Police Serving Her Eviction

Rory Susan Woods, 55, is facing charges for an attempt to dispel Hampden County Sheriff’s Deputies evicting her from a residence in Longmeadow, MA with the force of thousands upon thousands of angry bees.

Divorced Dad Kanye West is Digging Himself Into a Big Racist Hole

Kanye West has taken the limelight yet again after an incredibly anti-Semitic rant while featured as a guest on the popular podcast Drink Champs, hosted by hip-hop notables N.O.R.E. and DJ EFN.

James Corden Banned From Famed NYC Restaurant After Being a Dick to Waitstaff

The human toe that is James Corden apparently isn't a pleasant person to wait on.

Dad Thwarts Would Be Toilet Paper Crew With Flamethrower

A group of Baraboo High School boys partaking in a homecoming tradition of TPing houses on the night of October 5th wound up face to face with an angry dude dressed in military dregs wielding a flamethrower.

Dunkin Donuts Customers Are Not Happy With Company's New Loyalty Program

Dunkin Donuts is the lifeblood of America, and for those with cold brew in their veins, this isn't the first time they've endured insults from the brand.

$1.5 Million Prototype Floating Home Capsizes at Unveiling

On September 22nd, the prototype “SeaPod,” a $1.5 million floating-home-of-the-future, capsized the instant it was unveiled and subsequently sank.

Vic Faust Fired after 4 Minute Sexist Rant Against Co-Host Crystal Cooper

Local TV News anchor berates female co-worker in nasty, sexist rant. Vic Faust launched into a profane rant against his colleague off the air.

The Taliban Ban PUBG for Being Too Violent

They blame violent video games for misleading the youth. TikTok was also banned.

Scientific Study Confirms Squirt Is Pee

A recent study published by the International Journal of Urology has proved that the main component of 'squirt' fluid is indeed urine.

Massive Rockstar Hack Sees Over 90 GTA VI Clips Leaked

Over 90 videos and photos of GTA VI are public on the internet, and the hacker wants to strike a deal with Rockstar.

The Worst Reactions to "The Little Mermaid" Being Black

Stop trying to make "scientific" arguments about a mermaid.

Buckingham Palace Doesn’t Want Your Marmalade Sandwiches

For the most part, those mourning the Queen have left flowers and notes, though one uniquely British favorite has made an appearance among the bouquets, the marmalade sandwich.

Leonardo DiCaprio Bullied into Dating 27 Year Old Supermodel

After facing criticism for only dating women under 25, DiCaprio is rumored to be seeing 27 year old celebrity supermodel Gigi Hadid.

PnB Rock Killed After GF Posts Their Location On Instagram

The incident is similar to that of Pop Smoke back in 2020.

Call of Duty Could Become an Xbox Exclusive

PlayStation chief Jim Ryan is not happy about the deal.

AI Art Wins Colorado State Fair and People are Pissed

The internet is none too pleased.

Leonardo DiCaprio Dumps 25-year-old GF, Gets Trolled by the Entire Internet

The actor has split with girlfriend Camila Morrone one month after she turned 25.

Ezra Miller Charged With Felony Burglary

"Mysterious Orb" That May Contain "Valuable Information" Appears in Mexico

Prosecutors Call For 8 Year Prison Sentence For Shakira

The Colombian pop star has been accused of tax fraud in Spain worth 14.5 million euros.