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Hackers Apologize After Trying to Extort Nursery Chain With Children’s Stolen Information

Hackers Apologize After Trying to Extort Nursery Chain With Children’s Stolen Information

Even hardened criminals can occasionally realize they’ve gone too far.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Funny

Two Planes Ran Into Each Other at An Airport Again

Two Planes Ran Into Each Other at An Airport Again

Another day, another airplane incident.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Woman Arrested for Calling in Fake Threat Says She Just Wanted to ‘Trauma Bond’ With Coworkers

Woman Arrested for Calling in Fake Threat Says She Just Wanted to ‘Trauma Bond’ With Coworkers

If you’re not meeting them for after-work drinks, how else are you going to get close?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

OpenAI Says It’s Going to Keep Using Your Copyrighted Materials Unless You Say They Can’t

OpenAI Says It’s Going to Keep Using Your Copyrighted Materials Unless You Say They Can’t

Okay, well, uh, “you can’t.” Glad we settled that.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wow

The ‘A.I. Actress’ Everyone Is Freaking Out About Probably Isn’t Real

The ‘A.I. Actress’ Everyone Is Freaking Out About Probably Isn’t Real

Much like the character itself, the “AI Talent Studio” appears to have pulled the story directly out of their behind.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

2 in 5 Americans Admit They’ve Used Paid Vacation Days to Stay in Bed

2 in 5 Americans Admit They’ve Used Paid Vacation Days to Stay in Bed

You guys get paid vacation days?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wow

The ‘Here in My Garage’ Guy Was Just Arrested for Allegedly Running a $112 Million Ponzi scheme

The ‘Here in My Garage’ Guy Was Just Arrested for Allegedly Running a $112 Million Ponzi scheme

Who would’ve thought?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

1 in 5 Americans Now Get Their News from TikTok

1 in 5 Americans Now Get Their News from TikTok

Better than getting your news from Facebook, I guess.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Astronomers Want to Blow Up An Asteroid Before It Hits the Moon

Astronomers Want to Blow Up An Asteroid Before It Hits the Moon

It’s not the plot of a science-fiction movie — it’s actually happening.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wtf

Public Employees Fired Over Charlie Kirk Posts Are Suing to Get Their Jobs Back

Public Employees Fired Over Charlie Kirk Posts Are Suing to Get Their Jobs Back

It was only a matter of time.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wow

Alleged ABC Attacker Had Reminder Note on Fridge to ‘Do the Scary Thing’ on the Day of the Attack

Alleged ABC Attacker Had Reminder Note on Fridge to ‘Do the Scary Thing’ on the Day of the Attack

Somehow simultaneously frightening and embarrassing.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Theo Von Says He Didn’t Consent to Being in the Department of Homeland Security’s Deportation Meme Video

Theo Von Says He Didn’t Consent to Being in the Department of Homeland Security’s Deportation Meme Video

He claims his thoughts on immigration are “alot more nuanced” than the 30-second meme video implies.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wtf

Someone Put Up a Statue of President Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Holding Hands on the National Mall

Someone Put Up a Statue of President Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Holding Hands on the National Mall

*Let me tell you ‘bout my beeest friend!*

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wtf

Doxxing App for Charlie Kirk’s Critics Accidentally Doxxed Its Users

Doxxing App for Charlie Kirk’s Critics Accidentally Doxxed Its Users

An app designed to collect information on people mocking Charlie Kirk’s death may have accidentally leaked the info of the people posting on the site.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Teacher Arrested for Filling Classroom With ‘Poop Spray’

Teacher Arrested for Filling Classroom With ‘Poop Spray’

After a mysterious odor plagued the campus for weeks, officials discovered that the smell came from a man using fart spray.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Eww

Drone Paranoia Has Finally Reached Europe

Drone Paranoia Has Finally Reached Europe

Remember last year when everyone was worried about drones? Well, now the same thing is happening overseas.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Trump Administration Says Pro-Luigi Mangione Posts Officially Make You a Terrorist

Trump Administration Says Pro-Luigi Mangione Posts Officially Make You a Terrorist

If you’ve made any, you should probably go about deleting them.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wtf

New Study Finds That Using a Smartphone Makes You 10 Years Dumber

New Study Finds That Using a Smartphone Makes You 10 Years Dumber

We knew it (we think).

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wow

A Plane Was Forced to Circle Because the Only Air Traffic Controller Fell Asleep

A Plane Was Forced to Circle Because the Only Air Traffic Controller Fell Asleep

I know you need your beauty rest, but we’ve gotta land this plane!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Live Nation CEO Says You Should Be Paying Even More for Concert Tickets

Live Nation CEO Says You Should Be Paying Even More for Concert Tickets

Oh thanks, there weren’t enough things emptying my wallet already.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Afghanistan Is Banning Wi-Fi Because It ‘Causes Immorality’

Afghanistan Is Banning Wi-Fi Because It ‘Causes Immorality’

Who, us?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wtf

Ben & Jerry’s is Now Just ‘Ben’s’

Ben & Jerry’s is Now Just ‘Ben’s’

Doesn’t really have the same ring to it.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wow

Florida Woman Punches Out Alligator to Save Her Dog

Florida Woman Punches Out Alligator to Save Her Dog

It’s a whole different world down there.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Ftw

Some Guy Scuba’d Up to a Disney Restaurant, Robbed It, Then Scuba’d Away

Some Guy Scuba’d Up to a Disney Restaurant, Robbed It, Then Scuba’d Away

He took all the cash he could stuff into his wetsuit.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wow

The FBI Is Probably Monitoring Your Discord Chats

The FBI Is Probably Monitoring Your Discord Chats

Even if you haven’t broken any laws!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wtf

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