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Johnny Cash Mural Pissing on Town After Prankster Shoots Him in the Dong
That's an expensive leak.
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Wow

Netflix Sues Itself Over Subscriber Losses
Featured 3 years ago in Funny

5 Things About to Get Real Expensive (And What You Can About It)
How to prepare for inflation.
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Ftw

Marvel Freak Spends $3,400 Seeing 'Spider-Man: No Way Home' 292 Times
Featured 3 years ago in Funny

Man Gets $450,000 After Suing Workplace for Celebrating His Birthday
Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

Crypto Bro Humiliated After $2M 'First Tweet NFT' Sale Ends at $280
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Funny

7 Better Ways Elon Musk Could Spend His $43 Billion
Featured 3 years ago in Funny

12 Facts That Prove Amazon is the Scum of the Earth
Our tax payer dollars are going towards helping Amazon replace better jobs with worse ones, and then paying those workers the money that Amazon should be. The government is helping Amazon steal our tax money from us.
Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

Leaked Amazon List of Banned Words Feels like 1984 Come to Life
Featured 3 years ago in Creepy


Ted Cruz Gets Greeted by Cop After Going Full Karen on Airport Employees
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Funny

Passenger Jet Mysteriously Nosedives in Chinese Mountains
A plane carrying 132 passengers has crashed near the city of Wuzhou in southern China.
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Ouch

Drunk UFC Fighter Takes Out Active Shooter With His Bare Hands
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Ftw

Self-Proclaimed 'Culture Buff' Stabs Two at MoMA Over Canceled Show
A man identified as Gary Cabana, 60, was captured on CCTV jumping over the reception desk of The Museum of Modern Art in New York and attacking a male and female employee, both 24, stabbing them multiple times.
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Ouch

Ukrainian Farmers Having a Blast Yoinking Russian Tanks
By Shape_Grifter
Featured 3 years ago in Funny

Ukraine Soldiers Who Told Russian Warship 'Go F**k Yourself' Are Alive and Well
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Ftw

Legendary 'Ghost of Kyiv' Fighter Pilot Credited With Six Destroyed Aircraft in Single Day
'The Ghost of Kyiv' is what they're calling the rumored Ukrainian fighter pilot who has been credited with six (perhaps even seven) air-to-air kills with his MiG-29 Fighter Jet, an unprecedented feat.
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Ftw