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Amtrak’s New ‘High Speed’ Trains Are 5 Minutes Slower Than the Old Ones

If you think about it, “high speed” is really just a state of mind.

By Braden Bjella

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New Zealand Government Spends $10 Million to Fix ‘Memorial Bells,’ Then Fires the Only Person Who Knows How to Play Them

A bit shortsighted, don’t you think?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Organized Crime Gangs in Australia Are Stealing Meat, Then Reselling It to Restaurants

A sillier country results in sillier crime.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Wtf

Man Sues Delta Airlines After Alleging a Flight Attendant Slapped Him in the Face

In front of his wife and kids, too!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Wtf

California Is Being Terrorized by a Serial Butt Sniffer

Calese Crowder has now been arrested several times for approaching strangers and taking a whiff.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Eww

Worshipers Accidentally Mistook a Toilet for a Temple and Began Praying to It

Hail to the crapper!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

A Bitcoin Fanatic Was Tricked Out of $91 Million

You know where this doesn’t tend to happen? A bank!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Woman Arrested for Allegedly Pretending to Be a Dentist, Using Krazy Glue to Attach Teeth

Turns out you need an “education” and a “license” to do that stuff.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Wtf

Woman Sentenced to 30 Days Was Accidentally Kept in Jail for 23 Years

A woman in the Philippines was sentenced to prison for 30 days. She just left jail — 23 years later.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Wtf

Canada Spent Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars on ISIS Brides

Personally, I wouldn’t have done that.

By Braden Bjella

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The University of Chicago Is Struggling Because It Blew Its Money on Cryptocurrency

Aren’t you guys supposed to be economists?

By Braden Bjella

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Woman Says She Was Stopped at the U.S. Border for Having Too Many T-Shirts

First the edited J.D. Vance picture, now this.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Wtf

Russian Soldiers Keep Shooting Themselves to Falsely Claim Injuries and Compensation

It’s the most painful way you can get out of work.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Wtf

McDonald’s Agrees That You’re Paying Too Much for Its Food

If you think McDonald’s is getting too expensive recently, McDonald’s agrees.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Wow

FTC Says Gyms Have to Make It Easier to Cancel Your Membership

Hey gyms: Everywhere else lets me cancel with an online form. Why do I have to write you a letter?

By Braden Bjella

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Mayor’s Advisor Gets Caught Handing Reporter a Potato Chip Bag Full of Cash

She insists it wasn’t bribery.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Funny

Florida Is Now Teaching Kids that Slavery Taught Black People Some Useful ‘Skills’

But at what cost, Florida school system?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Wtf

Delta and United Airlines Are Being Sued for Offering ‘Window’ Seats Without Windows

Customers are apparently annoyed that their “window” was more of a “wall” seat.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Putin Gave a Random Alaskan Dude a Motorcycle, and He Has No Idea Why

He appreciates it. He just doesn’t understand it.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Funny

A Group of Rich People Are Heading Back to the Titanic

Time is a flat circle.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Dude Caught Driving 120 MPH Says He Thought Cop Was Challenging Him to a Race

You thought wrong, buddy.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

‘Let My Man Play!’: Florida Man Arrested Live on Air for Running Illegal Radio Station

It’s not the first time he’s done this, either.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Funny

RIP, AOL: Company Announces Dial-Up Is Finally Ending This Year

Everyone please rise for one final “KSHHHH-da-doon-da-doon.”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Feels

Arizona Woman Arrested for Helping Steal Identities on Behalf of North Korea

She operated the scheme for three years before being caught.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Wtf

Someone Keeps Stealing This Man’s Plane, Taking It for a Joyride, Repairing It, Then Returning It

That’s pretty nice of them.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Funny

News - articles

Amtrak’s New ‘High Speed’ Trains Are 5 Minutes Slower Than the Old Ones

New Zealand Government Spends $10 Million to Fix ‘Memorial Bells,’ Then Fires the Only Person Who Knows How to Play Them

Organized Crime Gangs in Australia Are Stealing Meat, Then Reselling It to Restaurants

Man Sues Delta Airlines After Alleging a Flight Attendant Slapped Him in the Face

California Is Being Terrorized by a Serial Butt Sniffer

Worshipers Accidentally Mistook a Toilet for a Temple and Began Praying to It

A Bitcoin Fanatic Was Tricked Out of $91 Million

Woman Arrested for Allegedly Pretending to Be a Dentist, Using Krazy Glue to Attach Teeth

Woman Sentenced to 30 Days Was Accidentally Kept in Jail for 23 Years

Canada Spent Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars on ISIS Brides

The University of Chicago Is Struggling Because It Blew Its Money on Cryptocurrency

Woman Says She Was Stopped at the U.S. Border for Having Too Many T-Shirts

Russian Soldiers Keep Shooting Themselves to Falsely Claim Injuries and Compensation

McDonald’s Agrees That You’re Paying Too Much for Its Food

FTC Says Gyms Have to Make It Easier to Cancel Your Membership

Mayor’s Advisor Gets Caught Handing Reporter a Potato Chip Bag Full of Cash

Florida Is Now Teaching Kids that Slavery Taught Black People Some Useful ‘Skills’

Delta and United Airlines Are Being Sued for Offering ‘Window’ Seats Without Windows

Putin Gave a Random Alaskan Dude a Motorcycle, and He Has No Idea Why

A Group of Rich People Are Heading Back to the Titanic

Dude Caught Driving 120 MPH Says He Thought Cop Was Challenging Him to a Race

‘Let My Man Play!’: Florida Man Arrested Live on Air for Running Illegal Radio Station

RIP, AOL: Company Announces Dial-Up Is Finally Ending This Year

Arizona Woman Arrested for Helping Steal Identities on Behalf of North Korea

Someone Keeps Stealing This Man’s Plane, Taking It for a Joyride, Repairing It, Then Returning It

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