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‘I’ve Been Licking Your Man’s Butthole for Weeks on End’: ‘Orange Is the New Black’ Star Admits to Eating a Married Man’s Ass in Viral Cheating Confession

What has Taryn Manning been up to since starring in Netflix’s Orange Is the New Black? Eating a married man’s booty like groceries, according to her latest social media clip.

'It Was Fun While It Lasted': Cops Have Discovered ChairJutsu

Bad news for enemies of police brutality — the cops have discovered ChairJutsu.

'We Lost a Compatriot': Conspiracy Redditors Mourn Loss of 'King of the Hill' Voice Actor Behind Dale Gribble

As the world continues to mourn the death of Johnny Hardwick, the voice actor famed for bringing the chain-smoking, conspiracy-toting Dale Gribble to life on 'King of the Hill,' one group of fans has found themself particularly heartbroken over the star’

Conspiracy Theorists Believe the Maui Wildfires Were Started By Direct Energy Weapons (DEW)

Though the Maui wildfires may have killed at least 55 people, destroyed tens of thousands of homes and businesses and forced several Hawaiians to jump into the ocean as they attempted to flee the blaze, MAGA conspiracy Twitter has one thing to say — BS.

Mountaineer Accused of Ignoring Dying Sherpa to Complete World Record Attempt

On July 27th, the 37-year-old Norwegian mountaineer Kristin Harila finished scaling Pakistan’s K2 mountain.

Sorority Rush Videos Are Back and Scarier Than Ever

For the last couple of years, sorority rush week has taken the internet by storm. But this year things are a bit different in terms of what's getting attention.

So Long Jason Aldean, 10 Tweets & Memes About 'The Rich Men North of Richmond'

Move over “Try That In A Small Town,” because the next controversial right-wing rally song is here and it’s called “Rich Men North of Richmond” by Oliver Anthony.

Large Groups Mass Robs California Nordstrom, Bear Spray Security Guard

A mob of 50+ people stormed a Nordstrom in Topanga, California over the weekend in a “smash and grab” attack, that has since gone viral for the sheer brazen display of chaos.

Tampa Bay Rays' Star Wander Franco Accused of Dating 14-Year-Old

Though Tampa Bay Rays’ star Wander Franco may play in the big league, he may still have a thing for minors after the shortstop was accused of dating and grooming a 14-year-old girl on social media.

Hawaiians Sought Refuge in the Ocean as Fires Engulfed Lahaina

Last week wildfires ravaged the historic town of Lahaina, Maui. As of Sunday, the death toll sits at confirmed 96 dead, with many more still missing.

Was the Australian Man Rescued at Sea Eating His Dogs?

Conspiracy theories ran wild after he gave the dog away following the rescue.

Local Baltimore News Exposes Kids for Breaking into a Public Pool and Swimming, But Everyone Has Their Backs

It would be stranger if there weren’t kids sneaking into the pool.

These Are the Buildings Designed by the Alleged Long Island Serial Killer

Montana's Governor Wants to Control Whole State, Can't Control His Own Son

Though Montana Governor Greg Gianforte may have signed a bill outlawing TikTok in the Treasure State on Wednesday, May 17 his disdain of the cursed clock app may not run in the family.

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Suffer 'Catastrophic' Car Crash after Two Hour Paparazzi Pursuit and People Are Calling it A Hoax

It was a close call for Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, and Markle’s mother, Doria Ragland.

American Fugitive Who Faked His Own Death and Fled to the UK Gives Oscar-Worthy Performance on Dateline

Alahverdian, who now goes by the name Arthur Knight, is currently being held in detention in Scotland where he awaits extradition back to the United States.

All the Craziest Videos From the Ft. Lauderdale Flooding

Fort Lauderdale Florida is in the midst of "1-in-1,000 year event" flooding, with its 25.91 inches of rain over a 24 hour period the most in the area's history.

California Police Drove 500 Miles to Confiscate and Slaughter 9-Year-Old's Pet Goat

A California woman has filed a federal lawsuit after police drove 500 miles with a warrant to seize and slaughter her 9-year-old daughter’s pet goat.

The Only Good Train Derailment Is the One That Gives Us Free Coors Light

It's unclear whether the cleanup crews will be paid in beer like that one mid-aughts gum commercial for their valiant environmental heroism.

Libs of TikTok Failed the Green Line Test

Though Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez may not have not immediately recognized Libs of TikTok creator Chaya Raichikt during their Capitol Hill run-in, the fine people of Twitter sure did, identifying the controversial admin and her green line test-

Trump Shares Catturd Poll as Proof of His Popularity, But PuddingPerson Proves the People Really Want the Grimace

Earlier this week, former President Donald Trump shared a poll on his Truth Social platform, showing that republican voters preferred him over Florida governor and fellow presidential candidate Ron DeSantis.

A Basement Hacker Just Blew Open Gwyneth Paltrow's Court Case

The “hacking” in question? Creating an account on the Meetup app.

People Are Using AI to Create World Events That Never Happened

Fears about AI setting the world on fire, breaking down our ability to discern truth from fiction, and wiping out millions of jobs aren’t entirely misplaced.

The French Have Always Been Better Than Us at Protesting

Rampant protests are sweeping across France in response to French president Emmanuel Macron’s decision to raise the retirement age two years, from 62 to 64.

“Polyworking” Is the Newest Buzzword for Working Multiple Jobs

Defined as “The phenomenon of working two or more jobs” per Fortune’s Orianna Rose Royle, Polyworking is the new “it” post-pandemic job trend that describes people who work multiple jobs just to get by.