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Woman Admits Her Astronaut Wife Didn’t Hack Her Bank Account From Space

The story *did* seem unlikely.

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Inmate Hacks Into Prison IT System, Modifies Everyone’s Sentence

He also increased prisoners’ rights, privileges and spending money.

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Trump Says Screw It, Just Release the Files

Just days after we all learned he has a lot to hide, Trump says he has nothing to hide.

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Epstein’s Brother Denies Trump Went Sloppy on Bill Clinton

He says his emails did not intend to imply that Trump was the Throat Goat.

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The FBI Has Launched a New Division for Tweeting

Look at my government, dawg — we’re going to fully collapse.

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Study Finds That Basically Every Single American is Obese

If everyone’s obese, then nobody is … right?

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Police Compliment Man Who Stole Bus for Joyride, But Just Rode the Route

“He did a great job,” said police spokesperson Trevor McKenna.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 weeks ago in Ftw

Starbucks’ New ‘Bear Cup’ Has Customers Screaming and Throwing Hands at Each Other

Starbucks has a new bear-shaped cup — and I will crush anyone who stands in my path to get it.

By Braden Bjella

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Bill to End Shutdown Also Gets Rid of a Bunch of Food Safety Rules for Some Reason

So that was all for nothing, huh?

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We’re Finally Getting Rid of Pennies

Took long enough.

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Fannie Mae Says They’re Ditching Minimum Credit Scores for Mortgages

Is it happening?

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Carnival Investigated After Nine-Year-Old Found Operating Ride

He was also bad at his job.

By Braden Bjella

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Bank of America Gets Sued for Not Paying Workers to Turn On Their Computers

If you need to turn on your computer to work, the lawsuit argues that you should get paid for that time.

By Braden Bjella

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Target Says Its Workers Are Now Required to Smile at Customers

They’re literally telling their employees to “Smile more, baby!”

By Braden Bjella

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Pittsburgh Naturists Introduce Nude ‘Balls Out Bowling’

Not the first sport I’d expect to be played in the buff, but go off.

By Braden Bjella

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Funko Announces They Might Be Going Away for Good

We may finally be free from the scourge of Funko Pops!

By Braden Bjella

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Facebook Admits That 10% of Its Revenue Comes from Fraud and Scams, but They’re Not Going to Do Anything About It

Oh. Well, okay then.

By Braden Bjella

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Teenager Charged After Allegedly Putting Googly Eyes on Famous Monument

No funny deed goes unpunished.

By Braden Bjella

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Experts Warn That the U.S. Economy Is Filling Up With ‘Zombie Companies’

Is that good?

By Braden Bjella

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Study Finds Oklahoma, Georgia and Florida Residents Are Most Likely to Have Affairs

Meanwhile, residents of California, Kentucky and Illinois are most likely to admit to cheating on their taxes.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 weeks ago in Wow

The U.K. Keeps Accidentally Releasing Prisoners, Then Apologizing and Trying to Catch Them

From March 2024 to March 2025, the country accidentally released 262 prisoners — a number known colloquially as “a lot.”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 weeks ago in Facepalm

The U.S. Government is Telling Soldiers Abroad to Go to Local Food Banks During the Shutdown

There’s no better way to win hearts and minds than asking them to spare a can of soup.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 weeks ago in Facepalm

Healthcare Provider Apologizes After Accidentally Telling Hundreds of People They Passed Away

Nothing ruins your morning quite like being told you no longer exist.

By Braden Bjella

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A Dude Paid for His Wedding by Selling His Tuxedo Space to Advertisers

In this economy? Sure.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 weeks ago in Wow

Transportation Secretary Says Air Travel Might Implode Next Week

If you have a flight planned this month, no you don’t.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 weeks ago in Wtf

News - articles

Woman Admits Her Astronaut Wife Didn’t Hack Her Bank Account From Space

Inmate Hacks Into Prison IT System, Modifies Everyone’s Sentence

Trump Says Screw It, Just Release the Files

Epstein’s Brother Denies Trump Went Sloppy on Bill Clinton

The FBI Has Launched a New Division for Tweeting

Study Finds That Basically Every Single American is Obese

Police Compliment Man Who Stole Bus for Joyride, But Just Rode the Route

Starbucks’ New ‘Bear Cup’ Has Customers Screaming and Throwing Hands at Each Other

Bill to End Shutdown Also Gets Rid of a Bunch of Food Safety Rules for Some Reason

We’re Finally Getting Rid of Pennies

Fannie Mae Says They’re Ditching Minimum Credit Scores for Mortgages

Carnival Investigated After Nine-Year-Old Found Operating Ride

Bank of America Gets Sued for Not Paying Workers to Turn On Their Computers

Target Says Its Workers Are Now Required to Smile at Customers

Pittsburgh Naturists Introduce Nude ‘Balls Out Bowling’

Funko Announces They Might Be Going Away for Good

Facebook Admits That 10% of Its Revenue Comes from Fraud and Scams, but They’re Not Going to Do Anything About It

Teenager Charged After Allegedly Putting Googly Eyes on Famous Monument

Experts Warn That the U.S. Economy Is Filling Up With ‘Zombie Companies’

Study Finds Oklahoma, Georgia and Florida Residents Are Most Likely to Have Affairs

The U.K. Keeps Accidentally Releasing Prisoners, Then Apologizing and Trying to Catch Them

The U.S. Government is Telling Soldiers Abroad to Go to Local Food Banks During the Shutdown

Healthcare Provider Apologizes After Accidentally Telling Hundreds of People They Passed Away

A Dude Paid for His Wedding by Selling His Tuxedo Space to Advertisers

Transportation Secretary Says Air Travel Might Implode Next Week

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