Caption Contest #81 - Valentine's Day Card

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- Michael Bolton did a duet with Kenny G called "Missing You Now." Kenny G also introduced Nicollette Sheridan and Bolton. Sheridan and Bolton...
- mjbraighboy
  Uploaded 02/14/2014
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- I'd like to put my bolt in you.
- I'm a romantic, so screw me.
- SkaughtWrustle
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
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- Sweet Sax
- Sweet Sax
- cremz
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
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- Finalist
- Uranus
- There's only going to be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus
- chonk
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
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- Finalist
- Flower Chomper Extrodinaire
- Rip
- edfollett
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
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- Finalist
- Stalk... er
- stalker card for your sweetie
- sunshine1649
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
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- Dream Valentine's Day
- Barry Manilow
- blnk456
  Uploaded 02/20/2014
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- Happy Valentines day
- happy valentines day
- BTBAM_52
  Uploaded 02/19/2014
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- To Busy for Valentines Day.
- I'm watching a Pirates Of The Caribbean marithon. If you don't get the reference... well, you fail!
- monsters244
  Uploaded 02/17/2014
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- Sucky McSuckerson
- Suckity suck suck
- tonyschenk600
  Uploaded 02/17/2014
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- Forever Alone
- Forever Alone
- edfollett
  Uploaded 02/17/2014
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- Another funky rhyme
- another funky funky rhyme
- B0BSAGET
  Uploaded 02/15/2014
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- Boltman
- describe what?...
- scotviking
  Uploaded 02/15/2014
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  - 1 Comments
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- He has ketchup and mustard on his face!
- Or is it catsup?
- Hayseed28
  Uploaded 02/14/2014
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- Flute
- You know where he put it
- Tuskerbane
  Uploaded 02/14/2014
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- Tulips
- I prefer tulips on the organ thanks!
- elceebio
  Uploaded 02/14/2014
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- Best Bolton lyric ever
- A deep poem written to his sweetheart
- ptueachic
  Uploaded 02/14/2014
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- Swing away Merril
- swing away merril
- Puddle_Jumper
  Uploaded 02/14/2014
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- TMI
- Bolton gets poetic
- Mikejomo
  Uploaded 02/14/2014
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- poetry
- balls
- EarlDontGivaFUC
  Uploaded 02/14/2014
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- Wanna Twerk on my Bolt?
- If only Micheal Bolton and Miley Cyrus were of the same generation! It would be a twerking lightening fest.
- tchat
  Uploaded 02/14/2014
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- pssshhh
- Say What?!!!
- morganpheonix
  Uploaded 02/14/2014
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- No Talent
- Movie quote from Office Space
- wrathofjaques
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
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- Kiss from a rose
- Michael Bolton once saved an orphanage from burning down.
- Jebrasai
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
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- Mike Dringle
- For Your Health
- tedsimple
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
- - 520 Views
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- This Rose
- For you on Valentine's Day
- sixofour
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
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- Hairy like animal
- ebaum contest submission
- jiggersnot
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
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- v-day
- v-day losing entry
- NEO2126
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
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- Happy VD with love from, you know it, Michael!
- Every day is VD with the Boltster!
- Eikate
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
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- EarlDontGivaFUC
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
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- The gift that keeps on giving
- Michael Bolton, wants to give you something you'll never forget! Added bonus you can give to other too!
- biohazardcel
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
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- K-Y Jelly
- If you think this rose has a long stem, wait till you see my...
- Bwagonballstank
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
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- I spent 75 bucks on roses this year.....
- ...and I GUARANTEE my wife will come up with some excuse not to give me ass again. It never fcking fails. She'll either tell me she wants the D...
- RonaldReagan
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
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- Poofter
- He does look a bit bent, doesn't he?
- heiowge
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
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- friend zoned....
- oh dear
- edfollett
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
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- Michael Bolton..Are you sure?.Sure luks different 2 Office Space
- office space need i say more?
- edfollett
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
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- SJP Really let herself go
- I know its a distance call but you would wouldn't you....
- edfollett
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
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- Pet Insurance?
- Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm about to destroy your pussy
- chonk
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
- - 359 Views
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- THE BOLTONATOR
- You have to read this in the voice of Arnie...
- edfollett
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
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- clit chomper extrordinaire!
- im about a womans pleshure
- bahamenrule
  Uploaded 02/13/2014
- - 411 Views
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