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A Bride Was Pushed Into Her Wedding Cake, and Now She Wants a Divorce
Like Icarus before him, one man has ****** around and found out after taking things too far and pranking his bride on their wedding day. Writing into Slate’s Dear Prudence advice column, the bride in question shared her tale of woe.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
This Chipotle Hack Will Net You Four Meals for $9
Listen up, broke college students: This TikToker’s Chipotle hack may just change your life.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
Conspiracy Theorists Are Worried That in 2030 Everything Is Gonna Be Just Fine
Things are getting weird. People are freaking out on airplanes. Shoplifters are taking over London. Apparently, there are aliens now? No matter which way you look at things, it really feels like the present is one of the strangest times that have ever exi
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Not Even Gun Nuts Support a Five-Year-old Dual-Wielding Pistols
Kids these days seem to be growing up faster than ever before. While kids of yore may have played with soccer balls and Yu-Gi-Oh! cards (for the outdoor and indoor kids, respectively), the youth of today have apparently thrown those toys aside in favor of
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
False Profit: Kris Jenner May Be Orchestrating Church Money Laundering Scheme, Finance Expert Claims
They say that the devil works hard, but Kris Jenner works harder. But could she have somehow found the time amongst managing her children’s careers to somehow establish a church-based money-laundering scheme? One TikToker certainly seems to think so.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
Hedge Fund Billionaire Butthurt Over Meme Stocks
This small action caused an eruption through which GameStop’s stock went from around $20 on January 11th, 2021 to almost $350 by the end of the month. It also indirectly led to other stocks, such as AMC, seeing similar support.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I'm Trying To Go Where They Eat The Banana Out Of The Coochie': Lizzo Interview Hyping Up Amsterdam Strip Club Resurfaces Amid Sexual Harassment Allegations
An old Lizzo interview may have just proved that “all the rumors are true” when it comes to the allegations that the artist pressured her dancers to eat bananas from performers’ vaginas.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘The Perfect Photo Doesn’t Exi..’: Driving Instructor Crashes Through Driving School Window
One driving school in Colorado is now teaching lessons about the rules of the road and irony after one of their instructors crashed their car through the building’s front window.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
