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German Dude Gets Vaccinated 217 Times, Is Totally Fine

This man’s got so many microchips he produces his own 5G!

With a Single Tweet, Zachary Levi Once Again Proves That the DCU Can Never Get Anything Right

Zachary Levi may have just ended his DCU tenure with a single tweet.

Damar Hamlin Responds to Conspiracy Theorists Claiming He’s Dead

We all witnessed what happened on the field at Paycor Stadium in Cincinatti on January 2nd.

The Queen is Dead

According to Buckingham Palace, Queen Elizabeth II had died. She was 96-year-old and reigned for 70 years, making her the longest-serving monarch in U.K. history.

12 Facts That Prove Amazon is the Scum of the Earth

Our tax payer dollars are going towards helping Amazon replace better jobs with worse ones, and then paying those workers the money that Amazon should be. The government is helping Amazon steal our tax money from us.

Marvel Was Right All along, 'Expert' Witness from Ohio Suggests Vaccines Are Magnetizing Humans

Welcome to Ohio. The home of Cedar Point, Skyline Chili, and this doctor who thinks that COVID vaccines are magnetizing human beings through 5G towers.

Since West Virginia's COVID Vaccine Prize Is a Gun, We Came up with Prizes for Each State

Every state's COVID-19 vaccination prizes (in alphabetical order.)

R.I.P. to the 'World of Warcraft' Cosplay Gamer from 'South Park'

A Couple Already Went and Named Their Newborn Twins 'Corona' and 'Covid'

People need to stop going viral already.