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Smart Pills

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, ''What is that?'' ''They're smart...

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Karate Chop

A little guy is sitting at a counter eating breakfast. A big guy walks in and hits the little guy. "That's a judo chop from Japan," he says, and...

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Featured 18 years ago

Food For Thought

Q: Why did the redneck plant Cheerios in his garden? A: He thought they were donut seeds.

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Bodybuilder

Q: What do you call a bodybuilder with a big penis? A: A beginner.

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Featured 18 years ago

Mental Hospital

Ron and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ron suddenly jumped into...

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Featured 18 years ago

Prescription For Love

A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need...

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Featured 18 years ago

Kids Fire Truck

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung...

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Featured 18 years ago

If You Could Cook...

An affluent couple gets into an argument over dinner. "If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef." "If you could screw,"...

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Featured 18 years ago

Marriage Retreat

At the marriage retreat, Amy and John were told to individually write a sentence using the words sex and love. Amy wrote: When two mature...

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Featured 18 years ago

Candy for Oral

In a small cathedral, a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the priest. The priest asked the janitor,...

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Featured 18 years ago

Satan and Santa

Two boys are walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong sermon about the devil. One says, What do you think about all that Satan...

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Featured 18 years ago

Bad Luck

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he...

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Featured 18 years ago

Exciteing Wedding

A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar, when the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest...

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Featured 18 years ago

Horny Parrots

The madam of a brothel has a problem, so she goes to a local priest. "I have two talking female parrots," she tells him. "All they can say is...

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Featured 18 years ago

Fighting a Ghost

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making...

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Featured 18 years ago

Fat Chicks

Q: Why do fat chicks give better blow jobs? A: Because they have to.

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Featured 18 years ago

Farmer

A woman visits her accountant to file her taxes. He asks her, What’s your occupation? The woman says, I’m a hooker. The...

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Featured 18 years ago

Magic Birth

Q: How was David Copperfield born? A: He escaped from a condom!

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Featured 18 years ago

A Guy Walks Into a Bar Jokes III

A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The skeleton says, "Give me a beer, and a mop." A polar bear, a giraffe...

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Featured 18 years ago

A Guy Walks Into a Bar Jokes II

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and . . . . a packet of peanuts. The barman says, why the big pause?" A kangaroo walks into...

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Featured 18 years ago

A Guy Walks Into a Bar Jokes

A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road." An amnesiac walks into a bar and...

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Featured 18 years ago

Too Kinky

A man and woman are sitting next to each other at a bar. After a few drinks, the man turns to the woman and asks why she looks so down. My...

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Featured 18 years ago

Winning Big

A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke. She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke. She...

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Featured 18 years ago

Gun Shop

A woman walks into a sporting-goods store and asks the salesman if he could help her pick out a rifle. It’s for my husband, she...

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Featured 18 years ago

Good Sex Life

A husband leans over to his wife in a bar and says, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over 50 years ago? We went behind this...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Daily media - jokes

Smart Pills

Karate Chop

Food For Thought

Bodybuilder

Mental Hospital

Prescription For Love

Kids Fire Truck

If You Could Cook...

Marriage Retreat

Candy for Oral

Satan and Santa

Bad Luck

Exciteing Wedding

Horny Parrots

Fighting a Ghost

Fat Chicks

Farmer

Magic Birth

A Guy Walks Into a Bar Jokes III

A Guy Walks Into a Bar Jokes II

A Guy Walks Into a Bar Jokes

Too Kinky

Winning Big

Gun Shop

Good Sex Life

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