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Little Johnny gets sent home early

Little Johnny got sent home one day from school for being bad. Upon getting home he called out for his folks but got no reply. He heard banging...

By yuri_vaultin

Featured 17 years ago

Smart Salesman

A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked - "Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for...

By gooberman86

Featured 17 years ago

Bee Sting

A wife comes home from playing golf with her friends. How was your day? her husband asks. It was just awful, she replies. I got...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Sick Notes

These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school district. Spellings have been left intact. 1. My son is under a doctor's care...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Three Bums

Three bums are talking one evening, when the first says, You should have been with me last night. I was behind the new Burger King, looked in...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Nice Bike

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid,...

By gooberman86

Featured 17 years ago

Choking Boy

A man is walking through the mall with his teen-age son. The son is tossing a quarter up in the air and catching it between his teeth. On one...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

30 Years

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

The Beautiful Teacher

A pretty teacher was concerned with one of her students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school...

By deadpuppies13

Featured 17 years ago

Hunter Vs. Bear

A hunter is sitting in a tree overlooking a clearing when a bear walks right out into the middle. The hunter takes aim and fires, the bear goes...

By Jagz

Featured 17 years ago

Creative Writing

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements: religion, royalty, sex and mystery. The...

By 24scoot

Featured 17 years ago

Smallpox

A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place. They're undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks...

By kaylaiskool

Featured 17 years ago

Washing Machine VS. One Night Stand

Why is a washing machine better than a one night stand? Because the washing machine never follows you around after you put your load in and...

By gixxerjosh

Featured 17 years ago

Redneck Jedi

You might be a Redneck Jedi if: * Your Jedi robe is camouflage. * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. * At...

By WIIWARRIOR

Featured 17 years ago

A Democrat and a Puppy

What's the difference between a democrat and a puppy? At least a puppy stops whining after a while.

By SinnFein

Featured 17 years ago

Alabama Farmer

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp.

By WIIWARRIOR

Featured 17 years ago

10 Things not 2 say on your anniversary

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we...

By aablueangel

Featured 17 years ago

Lesbians

Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian? A: See you next month

By YaJewBag

Featured 17 years ago

New Salesman

A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says,...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Underwear dust

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would...

By arass

Featured 17 years ago

A blonde girl and a condom.

A man was having sex with his girlfriend and when he was done he threw his used condom out the window. His girlfriend said she wanted to go...

By mobb101

Featured 17 years ago

The Right Woman

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Big Trouble...

The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Big Fight

A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender he just had a fight with his wife. Too bad, says the bartender. How’d it...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Daily media - jokes

Little Johnny gets sent home early

Smart Salesman

Bee Sting

Sick Notes

Three Bums

Nice Bike

Choking Boy

The Divorced Barbie Doll

30 Years

The Beautiful Teacher

Hunter Vs. Bear

Creative Writing

Smallpox

Washing Machine VS. One Night Stand

Redneck Jedi

A Democrat and a Puppy

Alabama Farmer

10 Things not 2 say on your anniversary

Lesbians

New Salesman

Underwear dust

A blonde girl and a condom.

The Right Woman

Big Trouble...

Big Fight

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