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A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver...

By sk8infreek

Featured 17 years ago

Bush at School

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Ralph's Surgery

When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks,...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Women Lightbulbs

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the one, she stands on a chair and holds it while she waits for the whole world to...

By organo

Featured 17 years ago

Blonde Door

A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her psychologist. psychologist: "What is your dream about?" Blonde: "I am being...

By organo

Featured 17 years ago

Little Johnny

A first-grade teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word fascinate in it. A little girl stands up and says, ''Walt Disney...

By xxxlp

Featured 17 years ago

Baby What?

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus...

By chizad12345

Featured 17 years ago

Detective Service

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report, he wanted...

By demon94

Featured 17 years ago

Turkey and Shit

During Thanksgiving, little Johnny's parents were having friends and family over. While mom was in the kitchen, she accidentally cut herself...

By lildiggitty56

Featured 17 years ago

Old Folks

An older couple goes to the doctor wanting a baby. The doctor says take cup & bring back a sample. The husband went back to the doc after a few...

By pamjac

Featured 17 years ago

Sandpaper Sally

3 men went to a night club looking to pick up chicks. One of the guys saw the hottest chick he'd ever seen. "I'm gonna talk to her", he...

By wonderboy69

Featured 17 years ago

Electrician

What do you get when you cross a smoked cigarette and an electrical outlet? A butt plug.

By craigenla

Featured 17 years ago

Best hour of my life

During their anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an...

By kazer

Featured 17 years ago

50 Cent

What did 50 Cent say when Eminem made him a sweater? Gee, you knit!

By boc1500

Featured 17 years ago

Basketball Chicken

Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A. He heard the referees were blowing fowls.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Hormone

How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her.

By boc1500

Featured 17 years ago

Michael Jackson Shopping

When is Michael Jackson's favorite time to shop? When boys pants are half off!

By swellfellow

Featured 17 years ago

Christmas Alphabet

Q: whats the difference between a Christmas alphabet and a regular alphabet? A: Noel

By bandgeek1303

Featured 17 years ago

Dead Pussy

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have...

By kanan

Featured 17 years ago

Sex With a Teacher, a Nurse....

How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher, a nurse or an airline stewardess? A teacher says we got to do this over and over again...

By kanan

Featured 17 years ago

Circular Logic

Two men are in court on drug charges. The judge says, If, over the weekend, you can persuade enough people to give up drugs, I’ll let you...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Costume Party

What do you call a man going into a costume party with a potato on his private? A dictator

By devilsman40

Featured 17 years ago

Upset

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Bedtime Fun

When is the right time for Michael Jackson to get in bed with a little boy? When the big hand's on the little one.

By sgtkicker

Featured 17 years ago

Yo mama

Yo mama so ugly she didn't get a birth certificate she just gt an apology letter from durex

By ScottishGem

Featured 18 years ago

Daily media - jokes

A Really Bad Day

Bush at School

Ralph's Surgery

Women Lightbulbs

Blonde Door

Little Johnny

Baby What?

Detective Service

Turkey and Shit

Old Folks

Sandpaper Sally

Electrician

Best hour of my life

50 Cent

Basketball Chicken

Hormone

Michael Jackson Shopping

Christmas Alphabet

Dead Pussy

Sex With a Teacher, a Nurse....

Circular Logic

Costume Party

Upset

Bedtime Fun

Yo mama

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