Daily media - jokes
Blonde in your fridge
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge? A: There is lipstick on the cucumber
By The_Duke
Featured 18 years ago
Attention Racing Fans
Q: What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? A: Their last big hit was the wall.
By txhooligan
Featured 18 years ago
911 Knock Knock
- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - 9/11 - 9/11, who? - You said you'd never forget!!
By BassSpy
Featured 18 years ago
Foxy
Q: How do you turn a fox into and elephant? A: Marry it.
By ebaum
Featured 18 years ago
Christopher Reeve
Q: What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? A: Christopher Walken
By DocBrown
Featured 18 years ago
PMS
Q. Why do women call it PMS? A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
By ebaum
Featured 18 years ago
A Lot of Balls
Q: What has a hundred balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo
By ebaum
Featured 18 years ago
New Candy Bar
Theres a new candy bar coming out called The Michael Jackson. Its going to be white-chocolate with no nuts.
By ronfrom
Featured 18 years ago
Age Old Question
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
By ebaum
Featured 18 years ago
Air and Sex
Q: Why is air like sex? A: Because it is no big deal until you're not getting any.
By ebaum
Featured 18 years ago
Herpes v Love
Q: What's the difference between love and herpes? A: Herpes lasts forever.
By ebaum
Featured 18 years ago
Fat?
Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it.
By ebaum
Featured 18 years ago
