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Joke: What Happens When Lesbians Have Sex?

Sorry fellas, it's a cold world.

By Broseph_Mcbrah

Featured 7 years ago

Joke: A Guy Walks Into a Bar and Sees a Jar of $100 Bills on the Counter

He asks the bartender "Hey, what's with the jar?" *Contains NSFW Language*

By RobynHitchcock

Featured 7 years ago in Funny

The 12 Inch Pianist

You don't always get what you really want...

By dufflebagboy95

Featured 10 years ago in Funny

Dreaming Numbers

I was walking down the street the other day when I saw my buddy Matt. I walked up to him and mentioned that I had the most bizarre dream the...

By guitarlover

Featured 14 years ago

Why I Had to Change Hotels Last Week

Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like...

By LTlingerie

Featured 15 years ago

Worldwide Survey

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the...

By midnite492

Featured 15 years ago

Age Vs Wisdom

A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He...

By ADLife

Featured 15 years ago

CDC Medical Alert

The CDC has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even...

By Ricky2

Featured 16 years ago

Help Doc

A guy goes to his doctor. "Doc, I'm having trouble in the bedroom. I just can't get into it with my wife any more." The doctor...

By rick2580

Featured 16 years ago

Women Should Never Ask

There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine. The five questions...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

What would you do?

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The...

By imdave77

Featured 16 years ago

The Queen's Breasts

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the...

By rondetto

Featured 16 years ago

Happy and Sad

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, I bet you can't tell me...

By Ryan1966

Featured 16 years ago

St Luke's

Twin sisters in St. Luke's Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over...

By rondetto

Featured 16 years ago

Priest and His Baby

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the...

By jobeman1296

Featured 16 years ago

Music Farting

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a...

By jobeman1296

Featured 16 years ago

Huge Insect

A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young...

By yuri_vaultin

Featured 16 years ago

Dilbert's Words of Wisdom

1.) I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. 2.) I love deadlines. I especially like...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

From Gynecologist to Mechanic

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful...

By Ryan1966

Featured 16 years ago

Bath Night

A couple take on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a...

By filltime

Featured 16 years ago

And Then The Fight Started

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ...

By bcems33

Featured 16 years ago

15 Signs You Are a Drunk

15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping — with your Oldsmobile. 14 - Although armed with fire extinguishers, friends stood at a...

By lepricon777

Featured 16 years ago

Unusual Interesting Facts

1. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." 2. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in...

By xxyzz

Featured 16 years ago

Snow Plow

One winter morning at breakfast a couple was listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow...

By osiris0900

Featured 16 years ago

My Dear Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to...

By JJthebear7272

Featured 16 years ago

Joke - jokes

Joke: What Happens When Lesbians Have Sex?

Joke: A Guy Walks Into a Bar and Sees a Jar of $100 Bills on the Counter

The 12 Inch Pianist

Dreaming Numbers

Why I Had to Change Hotels Last Week

Worldwide Survey

Age Vs Wisdom

CDC Medical Alert

Help Doc

Women Should Never Ask

What would you do?

The Queen's Breasts

Happy and Sad

St Luke's

Priest and His Baby

Music Farting

Huge Insect

Dilbert's Words of Wisdom

From Gynecologist to Mechanic

Bath Night

And Then The Fight Started

15 Signs You Are a Drunk

Unusual Interesting Facts

Snow Plow

My Dear Watson

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