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Good Luck to the Guy Eating Nuclear-Water Fish in Japan

Recently, the nation of Japan made headlines after it announced that it would be dumping nuclear wastewater directly into the Pacific Ocean. How much nuclear wastewater? About a million goddamn tons.

Time-Lapse Shows Hundreds of Lightning Bursts Ignite Hurricane Idalia

As Hurricane Idalia hurdles towards Florida, the storm is predicted to bring roughly 100 mile-per-hour winds, flooding and a metric f**kton of lightning, according to one horrifying time-lapse.

Is Swiftie Amnesia a Side Effect of Dark Magic?

Unless you’ve been living under a rock this summer, you’ve probably heard of The Eras Tour, Taylor Swift’s epic three-hour extravaganza spanning five continents and 146 shows.

Vivek Ramaswamy’s Campaign Looks Like a Pyramid Scheme

There are a lot of people who won’t be elected president next year.

The Man Who Is Living Inside of a Human-Sized Hamster Cage

Have you ever envied your pet’s life of luxury? They just get to sleep all day, run around a bit, go outside, play fetch, eat, **** and sleep some more. They’re truly living the dream.

Fire Tornado, Meet Avalanche Tornado, Badass Weather Events Are Becoming Even More Common

As if tornadoes weren’t terrifying enough on their own — just ask Dorothy — wind is now joining forces with the other elements like a Captain Planet episode come to life.

What We Can Learn About the Suspected UNC Shooter From His Twitter Footprint

Long before Tailei Qi became a person of interest amid reports of an “armed and dangerous person” on University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill’s campus, they were a Twitter s**tposter with a penchant for terrible food photography.

Two Dead After Emergency Helicopter Crashed Into Florida Apartment Complex

A helicopter ride ended in disaster on Monday morning after an out-of-control emergency aircraft crashed into a Florida apartment building.

‘The Only Reason You Can Talk Like That, Is I Can’t Hit You’: Man Threatens Retail Employee after She Tells Him the Mall Is Closed

Retail workers have experienced some of the most heinous humans in existence. It’s like flies buzzing over a light source, only the light source is a Hollister managed by your average person in their 20s.

Gator Hunters Nab Record Breaking 800 LB, 14FT Long Alligator

Four gator hunters went where no gator hunters have before last weekend, nabbing a record-breaking reptile while partaking in Mississippi’s gator hunting season.

Brawling Teens Cause Chaos at California Mall, After Massive Fight Last Hours

A group of teens proved our overprotective parents right about why our middle school selves were not allowed to go to the local mall unsupervised after a massive brawl broke out at a Southern California shopping center over the weekend.

She Lost Her Job for Punching a Horse, Now She’s the Internet’s Favorite Meme

Unfortunately, one British school teacher let her intrusive thoughts win when she “chastised” a pony named Bruce Almighty in November 2021.

Justice for “Fence Lady” Who Was Wrongfully Labeled a Karen in Viral TikTok

Throughout the video, Mraj’s sister can be heard shouting at the neighbors to stop, which they didn’t, resulting in a scuffle. Police were called, but no charges were filed.

‘I’m Untouchable’: Streamer Offered Anyone ‘$1,000 If They Can Beat My A**,’ So Someone Did

Now, if you don’t know who any of these people are, good for you. I hope you’re enjoying your life on the outside.

'Too Much Talking? I Skip It': Gen Z Speed-watching Movies and Shows Proves They Have No Attention Span

There are apparently some people out there who treat movies and TV like a necessary part of life. Rather than simply not watching a show or a film, they’ll choke it down like Robitussin, skipping past parts they don’t like or even watching the film at two

Big-Brain Uber CEO Drives for Uber, Realizes It's Hard Work

Remember Undercover Boss, that TV show where executives would go undercover at their companies to see what working life was like for their underlings? Uber’s CEO Dara Khosrowshahi did something similar last year, working as a driver and encountering what

Nicki Minaj's 'Call of Duty' Skin Just Dropped

The Harajuku Barbie is here the shoot down the ops! Nicki Minaj is now a playable character in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and Warzone 2.0. She is the first female celebrity to have an operator in the game. For the low price of 2400 Call of Duty points

'I Don’t Condone But I Understand': Teacher Arrested For Showing Up Drunk On the First Day of School

One third grade teacher in Oklahoma was most definitely not ready to kick off the school year, reportedly arriving to teach on the first day of third grade with a blood alcohol level at roughly triple the legal limit.

79 Accused Arsonists Arrested As Wildfires Scorch Greece

After more than 2,000 years of serving as Greece's primary antagonists, the Persians have finally met their match — 79 arsonists accused of setting the island nation ablaze.

All the Best Ron DeSantis Smile Memes That Totally Aren't Dead Inside

The campaign trail has been nothing but difficult for Florida Governor Ron DeSantis as he runs for the Republican candidacy.

SoCal Mall Evacuated after a Suspicious-Looking Toilet Was Feared to Be a Bomb

Last night authorities were called to the Americana Mall in Glendale, California after a suspicious-looking toilet was found near an AMC movie theatre. The toilet, which had been spray-painted with drawings and words, was mistaken for a bomb.

A Girl Nearly Died Because Someone Threw a Spear at Her Car in the Dark

In potentially one of the most wild road incidents you’ll ever see, a San Antonio woman was driving along an access road when someone standing by the side of the road threw a spear at her windshield. Yes, an honest to god spear, like they were an Ancient

'If Trump Weighs 215, I'm A Bodybuilder': No One Actually Believes Former President Donald Trump Is 6’3” 215

Though he may be famed for serving as our nation’s 45th president, having a horrific spray tan and becoming the only POTUS in United States history to earn the highly-coveted Mugshawty status, former President Donald Trump could have had one heck of a pro

'She [Was] Pushing Me': Police Bodycam Footage Shows Accused Shapeshifter Moments after “That MF-er Isn’t Real” Meltdown

Weeks after airplane Karen Tiffany Gomas had a viral meltdown claiming one “mother******” on her Orlando-bound flight was “not real,” we’ve finally laid eyes on the accused shapeshifter in question — an unsurprisingly regular guy.

GTA IRL: Dude Holds Up Traffic By Doing Donuts In Crowded Intersection, Ticks off Fellow Drivers