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Kid Rock Goes Woke after Being Caught Drinking a Bud Light
Though Kid Rock famously obliterated several six packs of Bud Light with an AR-15 last spring after the brand partnered with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney, the artist appears to have joined the woke mob, quietly forgiving the beer brand for daring
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'She’s Imitating a Bee': Tennis Player Tattles on Woman Making Bee Noises to Throw Off His Serve
The Cincinnati Masters tennis event took a turn for bee-zarre on Wednesday after one spectator tried to throw Greek tennis star Stefanos Tsitsipas off his game, loudly “imitating a bee” as he attempted to serve.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Mobsters Can't Wait to Meet Rudy Behind Bars
As news that Giuliani may go down for charges related to the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act, the same act he promoted as a Federal prosecutor in the 1980s, a whole lot of mobsters are very excited at the prospects of seeing him around
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Stranger Things' Super Fan Scammed Out of $10,000 and Left Her Husband after Being Catfished by Dacre Montgomery Impersonator
The only thing scarier than a demogorgon? Getting scammed out of five figures by a catfisher claiming to be a star of Stranger Things.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
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'You Don’t [Have] Long To Live': Australian Mom Whose Deadly Mushroom Meal Killed Three Had ‘Death Wall’ In Her Home
“We started calling it the death wall,” the contractor told news.com.au of the disturbing find, one he said, “didn’t look right to me as a parent.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Bradley Cooper's Offensive Prosthetic Nose in Upcoming Leonard Bernstein Biopic Has People Quite Angry
Though actor Bradley Cooper may have sported a large prosthetic nose while playing Leonard Bernstein in Netflix’s upcoming biopic 'Maestro,' there was something he resembled more than the legendary Jewish composer — a raging antisemite.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Dashcam Video Shows Horrors of Driving in Tornado Alley During Tornado Season
For every hundred people who see a tornado and drive away from it, there will also be a select, special few who opt to drive toward the circling winds. Why? Who knows — but at least they can give us some cool videos.
Featured 1 year ago in Wow


"Mysterious Orb" That May Contain "Valuable Information" Appears in Mexico
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 2 years ago in Creepy

Japanese Officials Assassinate Leader of Baby-Stealing Monkey Gang
By Shape_Grifter
Featured 2 years ago in Ouch

Subway Offers "Free Subs For Life" in Return For Foot Long Chest Tattoo
A lifetime supply of free sandwiches to the first person to get the ink tomorrow.
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Lab-Created "Mutant Troops" Reason Russian Advance Slowing, Russia Says
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 2 years ago in Creepy

New Technology Can Predict Crimes a Week Before They Happen
Arrested for a crime you haven't committed yet?
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Wow

NASA Baffled by Mysterious Rocket Crashing into Moon
Scientists want to know where the hell it came from.
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Wow

Biden Flashes Embarrassing 'Cheat Sheet' With Simple Behavior Instructions
A facepalm with some unsettling implications.
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

Elementary School Accidentally Serves Kids Floor Sealant Instead of Milk
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

Suspended Engineer Leaks Documents "Proving" Google's AI has Achieved Consciousness
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Wow

Massive Chinese Sinkhole is Hiding a Prehistoric Forest
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Wow