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Elon Musk Posts Elden Ring Build, Gets Trolled
If you aren't double-shielding, you're missing out.
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Funny

Netflix Sues Itself Over Subscriber Losses
Featured 3 years ago in Funny

Crypto Bro Humiliated After $2M 'First Tweet NFT' Sale Ends at $280
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Funny

Khloe Kardashian Admits to Photoshopping Her Daughter On Vacation at Disneyland
Khloe Kardashian not only photoshopped her four-year-old daughter, True, into a Disney trip she wasn't taken along for, she accidentally confirmed as much after actually taking her to the 'most magical place on Earth yesterday.
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Funny

Ted Cruz Gets Greeted by Cop After Going Full Karen on Airport Employees
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Funny

Passenger Jet Mysteriously Nosedives in Chinese Mountains
A plane carrying 132 passengers has crashed near the city of Wuzhou in southern China.
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Ouch

Drunk UFC Fighter Takes Out Active Shooter With His Bare Hands
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Ftw

Ukraine Soldiers Who Told Russian Warship 'Go F**k Yourself' Are Alive and Well
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Ftw

Olympics Says Russian Skater Who Failed Drug Test Can Compete "Because She's a Kid"
The Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) that oversees disputes in international sport, has said that Russian Figure Skater Kamila Valieva, 15, will be allowed to compete in the Women's Individual tomorrow despite testing positive for Trimetazidine.
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

Snoop Dogg 'Roasts a Bone' Moments Before Halftime Show
Amidst all the WTF and hilarious things to come out of Super Bowl Sunday, one of the funnier moments is a stadium employee nabbing a recording of a totally unaware Snoop Dogg crouched beside the stage trying to sneakily get a few hits off a joint before t
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Funny

Futurama Reboot in Trouble After Hulu Penny-Pinches Bender
Bite my shiny metal ass!
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

Chinese Speed Skater Blatantly Cheats at Olympics, Victims Get The Hammer Instead
By Shape_Grifter
Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

Cartels Turning to GTA V Online for Recruitment
According to a recent report, cartel members may be using GTA V as a means of recruiting drug runners.
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

Ninja Threatens Pokimane With a Lawsuit After Twitch Raid
Further proof that having millions of dollars does not make you an adult.
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Creepy

Microsoft Buying Activision Blizzard for $67 Billion, Disgraced CEO Kotick to Remain
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Wow

MGK Proposes to Megan Fox with Fugly Ring and Blood Drinking, Gets Roasted
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Eww

Jared Fogle Makes First Statement From Jail Since Conviction, Quotes Shawshank Redemption
Disgraced Subway sleaze Jared Fogle has released his first statement since his 2015 conviction on child pornography charges and paying for sex with an underage girl.
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm