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Man Who Fell off Cruise Ship Survives after Treading Water for 20 Hours

James Michael Grimes was on a Carnival Valor cruise ship with his family for Thanksgiving when he fell over the edge into the open ocean.

Vic Faust Fired after 4 Minute Sexist Rant Against Co-Host Crystal Cooper

Local TV News anchor berates female co-worker in nasty, sexist rant. Vic Faust launched into a profane rant against his colleague off the air.

The Worst Reactions to "The Little Mermaid" Being Black

Stop trying to make "scientific" arguments about a mermaid.

"Mysterious Orb" That May Contain "Valuable Information" Appears in Mexico

Japanese Officials Assassinate Leader of Baby-Stealing Monkey Gang

Subway Offers "Free Subs For Life" in Return For Foot Long Chest Tattoo

A lifetime supply of free sandwiches to the first person to get the ink tomorrow.

Twitter Gets Wild after Musk Says he, "Hasn't Had Sex in Ages"

Musk says reports he had a friendship-ruining affair with Sergey Brin's wife are unfounded. And that it's actually "been a while."

Lab-Created "Mutant Troops" Reason Russian Advance Slowing, Russia Says

New Technology Can Predict Crimes a Week Before They Happen

Arrested for a crime you haven't committed yet?

NASA Baffled by Mysterious Rocket Crashing into Moon

Scientists want to know where the hell it came from.

Biden Flashes Embarrassing 'Cheat Sheet' With Simple Behavior Instructions

A facepalm with some unsettling implications.

Elementary School Accidentally Serves Kids Floor Sealant Instead of Milk

Suspended Engineer Leaks Documents "Proving" Google's AI has Achieved Consciousness

Massive Chinese Sinkhole is Hiding a Prehistoric Forest

Elon Musk Posts Elden Ring Build, Gets Trolled

If you aren't double-shielding, you're missing out.

Netflix Sues Itself Over Subscriber Losses

Jail Boss Helps Murderer Escape Jail, Goes on the Run

Vicky White, on her last day on the job, walked convicted murderer Casey White out of prison days after selling her house.

Crypto Bro Humiliated After $2M 'First Tweet NFT' Sale Ends at $280

Johnny Depp's Savage Texts About Amber Heard Get Courtroom Laughs

Heard's lawyer asked Baruch in open court whether or not Depp texted him, "I hope her rotting corpse is decomposing in the trunk of a Honda Civic."

Khloe Kardashian Admits to Photoshopping Her Daughter On Vacation at Disneyland

Khloe Kardashian not only photoshopped her four-year-old daughter, True, into a Disney trip she wasn't taken along for, she accidentally confirmed as much after actually taking her to the 'most magical place on Earth yesterday.

Man in Gas Mask Drops Smoke Bombs, Opens Fire in NYC Subway

An unidentified gunman opened fire this morning on a Brooklyn subway train in New York City, wounding over a dozen people and leaving five in critical condition.

Ted Cruz Gets Greeted by Cop After Going Full Karen on Airport Employees

Passenger Jet Mysteriously Nosedives in Chinese Mountains

A plane carrying 132 passengers has crashed near the city of Wuzhou in southern China.

Drunk UFC Fighter Takes Out Active Shooter With His Bare Hands

Ukraine Soldiers Who Told Russian Warship 'Go F**k Yourself' Are Alive and Well