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Someone Tried to Smuggle Surf ‘n’ Turf Into Jail Using a Drone

Modern problems require modern solutions.

The Taliban Detained Four ‘Peaky Blinders’ Cosplayers and Is Attempting to ‘Rehabilitate’ Them

They did nothing wrong.

The 2026 World Cup Will Have Ad Breaks

Of course it will, it’s coming to America, baby.

New Pentagon Press Reporter Was Once a 3.8-Star Cameo Creator

Kash Patel Allegedly Wears a Women's Medium-Sized Jacket

Amateur Astrophotographer Upstages NASA by Using a $600 Portable Telescope to Do What They Couldn’t

Bro said, “Fine, I’ll do it myself.”

British Karaoke Bar Says Ban on Solo Drinkers Is About Creating a Safe Environment

God forbid if someone wants to sing some Whitney Houston alone on a Friday night.

Former Inmate Says the Prison Holding Diddy Is Notorious for ‘Late-Night Shower Parties’

He must be right at home.

Are Layoffs and ‘Vibe Coding’ to Blame for the Recent Internet Outages?

The infrastructure that keeps the internet online might be breaking.

A Man Named JD Vance Was Arrested for Threatening JD Vance

It’s unclear if the two are related.

Microsoft Warns Windows 11’s AI Agent Might Infect Your Computer With Malware

Tate McRae’s Phoenix Show Was a Measles Superspreader Event

If you saw Tate McCrae in Phoenix last week, you might want to see a doctor.

Congressman Blames Elon Musk after He Was Pictured Looking at Models on His iPad

You know what they say about living in glass houses?

Mexico’s ‘Gen Z Led Protest’ Was Full of Middle-Aged People

The CIA used to be good at this.

Research Shows Bingeing Short-Form Videos Is Bad for You

This is your brain on 67.

Man Wants to Be Reunited With the Shark That Nearly Bit His Head Off

This is what forgiveness looks like.

Researchers Say ‘Shouting at Seagulls’ Is the Best Way to Prevent Them from Stealing Your Food

I could’ve told you that.

Jeffrey Epstein Bragged In 2011 That Trump Had Been a Loyal ‘Dog’ Who ‘Hasn’t Barked’

Good boy.

The Federal Government Gave Ghislaine Maxwell a Puppy

In America, if you go to jail for heinous crimes, they give you puppies.

Researchers Say They’re Investigating a ‘Credible’ Bigfoot Sighting In Pennsylvania

Jane Goodall would be proud.

German Nurse Admits to Offing Patients Because He Had ‘Too Much Work’

Wow, this guy sucks!

LED Lights Have Desynchronized Women’s Menstrual Cycles from the Moon

AI Evangelists Are Avoiding Dangerous Activities Because They Believe the Singularity Is Imminent

Stop trying to make the singularity happen; it’s never going to happen.

People Think JD Vance and Erika Kirk Are Sleeping Together

Could you imagine?

Crypto-Bros Have Started Betting Markets for Dares, and It Won’t End Well

They did this on 'Black Mirror.'