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Everyone Hates Apple’s New iPad Commercial, Especially the Japanese

Imagine you’re Tim Cook, CEO of Apple, forever operating in Steve Jobs’ shadow and trying to chase the high of the early-to-mid aughts when people still seemed excited about the products you had to offer.

School Shooter Gets Roasted by Students for His Zero K/D Ratio

Bowie High School in Bowie, Maryland went into a three-hour lockdown on Wednesday, June 7, after an airsoft-toting teen was seen walking around school grounds.

Dude Goes on TV to Talk About Youth Mental Health, Instead Gets Roasted For Killing His Plant

Jack Turban MD is a youth mental health expert, and “an assistant professor of child & adolescent psychiatry at The University of California San Francisco.”

Twitter Roasts Amber Rose for Her New Face Tats

Honestly, we don't give a damn what Amber Rose does as long as it isn't butt reduction surgery.

Olivia Jade Returns to YouTube After College Admission Scandal and Gets Rightfully Owned

She should be in jail with her mom.

Bizarre Papa John Interview is Breaking the Internet Today

He's had 40 pizzas in the past 30 days and sweats out garlic sacue.

The Internet Roasts Mark Zuckerberg's Stupid Haircut

Yesterday Facebook overlord Mark Zuckerberg aka the Zucc testified in front of congress and all we can think about is that stupid haircut of his.

Climate Change Deniers Meltdown Over Greta Thunberg's UN Speech

Climate change deniers want you to know that Greta Thunberg doesn't phase them one bit!

'Cliff Wife' Who Had A "Near Death Experience" Gets Rekt By The Web

The woman who fell off a cliff, now known as the Cliff Wife is getting trolled by people on Twitter who feel the need to sing away her pain.

ATF's Memorial to Waco Pissed a lot of People Off

Burger King Just Sent Kanye to the Shadow Realm

Eminem Is Finally That Cringey Old Dude

Go home Eminem, you're old!