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Pastor Accused of $1.3 Million Crypto Scam Says God Told Him to Do It
It’s a strange new world we’re living in, although some things are evergreen. Scammers, for instance, have always existed, but have simply changed the way they trick people out of their money as technology has evolved.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
A Zyn-surrection Is Afoot as Proposed Federal Regulation Looms
Roughly three years after a band of angry right-wingers stormed Capitol Hill in protest of the 2020 election results, it appears there may be another insurrection in the works … more specifically, a Zyn-surrection spurred by scorned nicotine lovers.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
Hillary Clinton Has Had Kenough
Oscar nominations were announced yesterday ahead of the ceremony in March, and because this is 2024, there was a ton of discourse to accompany the Academy’s announcement. In particular, fans of Barbie feel slighted that neither Margot Robbie nor Greta Ger
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Now That’s Metal’: Florida Man Jams Out to System of a Down While Undergoing Brain Surgery
No matter how metal you think you are, you’ll never be as metal as Christian Nolen, a guitar-wielding rocker who turned his brain surgery into a hardcore jam session.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
Stanley Cup Thief Arrested With 65 Stanley Cups Worth $2,500
The Stanley Cup is yet another trend that refuses to die. While some people may see the Cup as nothing more than a colorful thermos, others have taken to the drink container like moths to a millennial-pink flame.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Man Forced to Become TikTok Influencer As Punishment For Losing Fantasy Football League
Move over, body waxing, Waffle House stakeouts and standardized tests — Fantasy Football punishments have officially entered the digital age, with one unlucky loser forced to become a TikTok star after his team failed to impress.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Tech CEO Plunges 15ft to His Death During Company’s Anniversary Party
Though Vistex CEO Sanjay Shah may have meant to make a grand entrance at his company’s recent anniversary party, he found himself making a grand exit instead, plummeting to his death in an aerial stunt gone wrong.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Komodo Dragon is the Actual Throat GOAT After Swallowing Goat Whole
After roughly 80 years as the supreme of sloppy toppy, it appears late First Lady Nancy Reagan may have finally met her match — a goat-munching komodo dragon who took the title of “throat goat” to terrifying new heights.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wtf
‘I’m Not Gonna Take No S–t From Nobody!’: Cashier Refuses to Concede to Screaming Woman
Retail and hospitality employees truly don’t get paid enough to deal with the public on a good day, let alone on a day when members of the public are screaming at them.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
