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The Most Ethical Thing a Polyamorist Can Do Is Shut Up
A couple weeks ago now, New York magazine managed to awaken a sleeping beast of once bygone online discourse — reviving the bludgeoned-to-death debate on polyamorous relationships in its new cover story, “What Does A Polycule Actually Look Like?”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
This Valentine’s Day, A Chicago Zoo Is Giving You the Opportunity to Name a Cockroach After Your Ex
This Valentine’s Day, give the gift of hate. A Chicago zoo recently put out an enticing offer for the heartbroken — a perfect opportunity to get back at their exes by identifying them with what they really are: a cockroach.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Nail Tech Requests Relationship Gossip in Exchange for Discount Manicures
Back before capitalism was quite so unchecked, bartering was fairly common. Someone has something you want, you can offer them something they want, and bypass the need to hand over cold hard cash entirely.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Drunk Guy Gets Dealt With After Refusing to Pay For Massage
Though one drunk dude may have tried to keep his buzz going with a nice, relaxing massage, he wound up getting pounded in a very different way, getting his a— kicked by massage parlor staffers after attempting to stiff the bill.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Autocorrect Creates Smothering Sexual Tension Between Woman and Her Handyman
Autocorrect has led to some pretty embarrassing mix-ups. From saying “sorry for the incontinence” to saying you suffer from a case of “milf dehydration,” the service that’s designed to help us can, more often than not, end up hurting us.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
British Pub Reviewer Rates Pubs, Finds Them All Bad
People in the U.K. love drinking. I’m not talking about a glass of wine with dinner; the second five o’clock hits, Brits pour into the pub, throwing back drink after drink to wash down the pain of paying $20 for the two-minute train journey home.
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
Man Comes into Possession of 66 Tons of Chocolate
A Philadelphia man has found himself in quite the odd predicament, albeit one entirely of his own making. Curtis Remarc took to Twitter this week to reveal that one of his friends has come into 133,000 pounds of chocolate. Yes, you read that right.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Conspiracy Theorist Claims Taylor Swift Murdered a Fan to Join the Illuminati
Days after conservatives claimed Taylor Swift and the deep state rigged the Super Bowl in favor of the Kansas City Chiefs as a campaign endorsement for President Joe Biden, yet another conspiracy has emerged in fringe circles — one claiming the artist kil
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Unfortunately the Worst Songs Survived the TikTok Purge
Amidst a dispute over licensing, one of the biggest record labels in the world has pulled all of its artists’ music from TikTok, an app that not only relies heavily on music, but one that artists themselves have come to rely upon in recent years, often at
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Demi Lovato Sang Her Song “Heart Attack” to a Room of Heart Attack Survivors
Though the American Heart Association may be all about helping Americans reduce their risk of heart disease and stroke, pop star Demi Lovato decided to take these goals to extreme new heights, performing her song “Heart Attack” at one of the nonprofit’s r
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Sports Fans Bet On Punxsutawney Phil Because of Course They Did
As the world waited with bated breath to see whether Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning, an occurrence that will singlehandedly determine whether we’ll have an early spring or six more weeks of winter, sports fans had more pressing concerns — w
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
