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Kick Streamer Learns the Hard Way That Forks and Toasters Don't Mix

“F—k dude, how do I do this?” streamer GooseIsLoose asked, precariously hovering the utensil over his toaster last April. “Do I just scoop it in?”

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'I Paid My Money!': Male Karen Has Movie Theater Meltdown After Refusing To Accept His Assigned Seat

After refusing to listen to his fellow patrons, theater staff paused the film and brought in an employee in an attempt to explain that assigned seats were mandatory.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Drunk Chick Talking Trash Totals Her Car in Empty Parking Lot

We’ve all done some stupid things while drunk.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Johnny Somali Finally Arrested After Weeks of Harassing People in Japan

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Ice Poseidon Attacked By Fan He Scammed With Crypto Scheme

Ah, cryptocurrency.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

This Woman Is On a Mission to F– Every Roller Coaster in North America

One thirsty theme park attendee allegedly took the concept of riding roller coasters a little too literally, sparking backlash after admitting to enjoying a few uncomfortably thrilling thrill rides on a private Twitter account.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Twitch Streamer Lets Viewers Control Cooking Robot — Breaks His Stove

It was true when you learned it as a kid, and it remains true to this day: Don’t trust anyone on the internet.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'You Wanna Test God?': Kirkland Hulk Rips Shirt Off After Feud Over Stealing Woman's Golf Ball

One male Karen’s recent day on the green ended with a not-so-incredible Hulk shirt rip.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Who Is This?!': Lil Kim Is Unrecognizable In Hyper-Photoshopped Magazine Cover Fail

When Ebony magazine revealed the several covers for their Hip-Hop 50 issues, they inadvertently presented fans with not just a whodunnit but who is it, sparking controversy after presenting an extremely photoshopped image of a nearly unrecognizable Lil Ki

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Meth Rules!': Star Australian News Anchor Names Newborn After Drug to Test Australia's Naming Policies

It’s a boy! It’s a girl! It’s a schedule 1 drug?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Service Workers Accuse Emma Roberts of Being ‘Condescending, Rude [and] Belittling’ To Employees On the Job

Long before actress Emma Roberts was accused of transphobia and creating a hostile work environment by her American Horror Story: 1984 co-star Angelica Ross, the actress had a storied reputation for being an a-hole — especially towards service workers.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

‘They Can’t Read Anyway’: Wannabe Book Burners Cross Streams and Set Boxes On Fire With Flamethrowers

Is it just me, or are flamethrowers a little too easy to get?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Vivek I Edge to You': Gen-Z Welcomes Vivek Ramaswamy to TikTok by Pretending to Jerk off to Him

It’s been difficult to avoid hearing about Vivek Ramaswamy in recent months thanks to the entrepreneur’s decision to try and seek the Republican Party nomination for president.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

PETA’s New ‘Cashmere Is Torture’ Stunt Makes Animal Cruelty Way Too Sexy

In news that will surprise absolutely no one, PETA is being PETA again.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

This Is What Happens When You Let A Long Island Health Teacher Do More Than Health

A 16-year-old pregnant girl, a 38-year-old retired prostitute and a 50-year-old musician who used to be addicted to cocaine.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘You’re From Canada, You’re Not Getting In’: Angry NYFW Door Man Unleashes on Woman

Perhaps it’s not one of the best human impulses, but sometimes, few things can be more entertaining than a truly devastating read.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'You Are Not Real!': Woman Accuses Her Lifeguard of Being an A.I.

Imagine you’re at the waterpark with your family and you look towards the lifeguard tower to see a young woman mechanically moving her head side to side over the wave pool.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'It's Coming Down!': Girl Unplugs Massive Jager Balloon To Charge Her Phone At Oktoberfest

One festive Ohioan decided that the only thing her local Oktoberfest celebration needed more than a giant inflatable bottle of Jägermeister was her fully charged cell phone.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'All These Places Do Not Want Y'all There': Woman Faces Backlash After Suggesting People Travel to the American Territories since They Require No Passport

Do you ever give enough budget travel tips that you end up reinventing imperialism?

By Liza Bautista

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

'Don't Fall For Them Burgers': National Cheeseburger Day Sparks Beef Based Conspiracy Theories

When the most popular fast food restaurants announced that they were selling cheeseburgers for mere cents on September 18, many asked one question: Why?

By Liza Bautista

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘How Do I Look For My Mugshot?’: Teen Dances After Getting Arrested For DWI

One woman single-handedly changed the definition of DUI from “driving under the influence” to “dancing under the influence” after busting a move, cracking jokes, and planning her mugshot merch moments after being arrested for driving while intoxicated.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Twitch Streamer Banned For Asking Users To 'N—t On Her Chest'

“Perma banned on twitch :c WEH,” she captioned a selfie, adding both the hashtag #freemeiashes and a screenshot of the email she received from the platform.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Streamer Realizes in Real Time That All of His Fans Are Sexist Little A-Holes

A man who makes content about gold diggers and trans people for teen boys is shocked that he has bigoted fanboys.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

'She Took My Towel!': Woman Breaks Into Dorm and Takes A Shower, Horrifying Students

One woman got a little too into the back-to-school spirit, appearing to break into a dormitory bathroom where she took a relaxing shower.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Remains of F-35 Fighter Jet Discovered After Evading Radars For Several Hours

The missing F-35 Fighter Jet’s run as the world’s stealthiest aircraft came to a crashing halt on Monday evening after military officials confirmed that the plane, which evaded radars for several hours after going missing over the weekend, was discovered

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Facepalm - articles

Kick Streamer Learns the Hard Way That Forks and Toasters Don't Mix

'I Paid My Money!': Male Karen Has Movie Theater Meltdown After Refusing To Accept His Assigned Seat

Drunk Chick Talking Trash Totals Her Car in Empty Parking Lot

Johnny Somali Finally Arrested After Weeks of Harassing People in Japan

Ice Poseidon Attacked By Fan He Scammed With Crypto Scheme

This Woman Is On a Mission to F– Every Roller Coaster in North America

Twitch Streamer Lets Viewers Control Cooking Robot — Breaks His Stove

'You Wanna Test God?': Kirkland Hulk Rips Shirt Off After Feud Over Stealing Woman's Golf Ball

'Who Is This?!': Lil Kim Is Unrecognizable In Hyper-Photoshopped Magazine Cover Fail

'Meth Rules!': Star Australian News Anchor Names Newborn After Drug to Test Australia's Naming Policies

Service Workers Accuse Emma Roberts of Being ‘Condescending, Rude [and] Belittling’ To Employees On the Job

‘They Can’t Read Anyway’: Wannabe Book Burners Cross Streams and Set Boxes On Fire With Flamethrowers

'Vivek I Edge to You': Gen-Z Welcomes Vivek Ramaswamy to TikTok by Pretending to Jerk off to Him

PETA’s New ‘Cashmere Is Torture’ Stunt Makes Animal Cruelty Way Too Sexy

This Is What Happens When You Let A Long Island Health Teacher Do More Than Health

‘You’re From Canada, You’re Not Getting In’: Angry NYFW Door Man Unleashes on Woman

'You Are Not Real!': Woman Accuses Her Lifeguard of Being an A.I.

'It's Coming Down!': Girl Unplugs Massive Jager Balloon To Charge Her Phone At Oktoberfest

'All These Places Do Not Want Y'all There': Woman Faces Backlash After Suggesting People Travel to the American Territories since They Require No Passport

'Don't Fall For Them Burgers': National Cheeseburger Day Sparks Beef Based Conspiracy Theories

‘How Do I Look For My Mugshot?’: Teen Dances After Getting Arrested For DWI

Twitch Streamer Banned For Asking Users To 'N—t On Her Chest'

Streamer Realizes in Real Time That All of His Fans Are Sexist Little A-Holes

'She Took My Towel!': Woman Breaks Into Dorm and Takes A Shower, Horrifying Students

Remains of F-35 Fighter Jet Discovered After Evading Radars For Several Hours

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