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'You’re Gonna Get A Magnum? Yeah Right!': Woman Loses It After Catching Husband Buying Condoms
A quick trip to Walmart ended in a possibly relationship-ending screaming match after a wife caught her husband picking up a pack of condoms at the self-checkout counter.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Redditor Shows Off His 'Homemade Alien Mummy' In Response to Mexico's Bombshell UFO Hearing
Days after a ufologist presented two alleged alien corpses before Mexican Congress, one shitposting UFO truther claimed to have found themselves particularly inspired … to finally finish their years-long alien craft project.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Nerds Lose Their Minds After Elon Musk Shares Photo of Amber Heard In ‘Overwatch’ Cosplay
Once thought of as a genius innovator and out-of-the-box thinker, Elon Musk’s purchase and subsequent overuse of Twitter (lol “X”) has made the world realize that he’s just kind of a loser.
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‘We Need Pain In the Economy’: Millionaire Property Developer Says Companies Need to ‘Remind People That They Work For Them’ – Not the Other Way Around
Property developer and notable millennial avocado toast hater, Tim Gurner, told an interviewer during the Australian Financial Review Summit that there needs to be “pain in the economy.”
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Man Suffocated a Spotted Lanternfly With His Butt
The Spotted Lanternfly has invaded the East Coast and has forced regular citizens into a collective militia against this invasive species. If you live in or around New York City, or anywhere in the North East, you've seen these little devils. However, one
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The Bisexual Obama Rumors Reignite the 'Hobama' Fandom
Last week, Tucker Carlson interviewed Larry Sinclair, the man who claimed to have had a crack-smoked-filled one-night stand with former President Barack Obama in the '90s. And one part of the internet is asking if a certain former boy bander is next to sh
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Promotional 'Aaron Rogers Throws for More Than 1 Yard' Bet Doesn’t Hit
By now you’ve probably heard that the NFL’s biggest offseason storyline came to an abrupt end just three plays into the Jets’ fresh 2023-2024 season when Aaron Rogers tore his Achilles on the team’s opening drive against the Bills on Monday Night Football
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Packers Fans Forced to Pay Huge Bar Tabs after Cheering Aaron Rodgers’ Injury
A group of bitter Green Bay Packers fans learned a few hard lessons on hubris and gambling on Monday, finding themselves forced to pay massive bills after hoping the New York Jets would lose following Aaron Rodgers’ gruesome Achilles tendon tear.
By Carly Tennes
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'Imagine Firing Your Guardian Angel': Former IBM Exec Admits To Axing Colleague Who Saved His Life On 9/11
Though former IBM exec Bill Ellmore’s colleague may have saved his life, stopping him from boarding United Flight 93 on September 11, 2001, her heroic decision wasn’t enough to save her job, the tech mogul admitting to giving her the ax in an unhinged soc
By Carly Tennes
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'9/11 Is Ruining My Birthday!': Zoomer Peeved That Terrorist Day Happened On Her Special Day
One Tiktoker is quickly learning the meaning of “never post” after a video of hers, in which she laments the fact that 9/11 had to take place on her birthday, found its way to r/ImTheMainCharacter.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘It’s an IRL Loot Drop’: Security Guard Body Slams Woman and Her Loot Goes FLying
One security guard recently learned that police brutality can serve as one very unsavory — and very effective — cheat code for IRL loot drops after body slamming a woman in front of a popular San Antonio nightclub.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘Woke Meltdown vs Based Passion Rant’: British Gamer Upset Over ‘Starfield’s Pronoun Settings Gives Birth to a New Meltdown Face
Bethesda recently celebrated the release of Starfield, a highly anticipated RPG and the studio’s first new universe in more than 25 years
By cathybara
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‘Somebody Joined a Very Special Club’: Conspiracy Theorists Convinced German Chancellor Joined ‘Secret Fight Club’ After Flaunting Eye Patch, Scratched Face
At some point in the last week, German Chancellor Olaf Scholz fell while jogging in his hometown of Potsdam, sustaining several injuries in the process. Or is that just what they *want* us to believe?
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