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'If He Wanted to He Would': Horny Bald Eagles Perform 'Daredevil Cartwheel' to Make It Clear Just How Much They Wanna Bone
If you’re still impressed by a man buying you flowers or opening the door for you, your standards are officially lower than that of a bald eagle.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
‘Expensive Meats and a Dyson Vacuum’: 7th Grade Students Sound Off On the Perfect Gift for 30-Year-Olds
Move over, whiskey stones, overpriced candles and fuzzy socks you’ll wear exactly one (1) time — a new millennial holiday gift idea just dropped, one featuring wine, hip implants, and a divorce attorney.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
This Ultramarathoner Ran a 32-Mile Marathon in Their 0.07 Mile Cul-De-Sac
Ultramarathon runners are a different breed.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
‘You Guys Looking For Work?: Man Hires Three Day Laborers For 'Heavy Lifting Job' – Takes Them to Disneyland Instead
Upon arriving at the park, the trio was all smiles, hurdling down the drop at Splash Mountain, twirling around in the teacups and even enjoying a parade on Main Street U.S.A.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Feels
Dude Becomes Internet Hero After Refusing to Answer Dumb Question Pitting Gay Rights and Economic Stability Against Each Other
Walk around a college campus and you’re bound to find someone with a TikTok page and a microphone ready to ask you one of the dumbest questions you’ve ever heard.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Granny’s Drowning': Grieving Grandkids Pour Liquor All Over Granny’s Grave
As our loved ones get up there in age they have particular requests for when they pass.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
