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'Buddy Challanged All of Newton's Laws': Dude Cracks Open Red Bull While Upside Down, Doesn't Spill a Drop
The only thing better than cracking open a cold one with the boys? Cracking open a cold one with the boys … while seemingly breaking the laws of physics.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
Someone Recreated 'Jurassic Park' With Mashed Potatoes, Gravy and a Ton of Dino Nuggies
The only thing better than Jurassic Park’s recent reboots? Recreating the film’s premise using dinosaur nuggets, a mashed potato mountain and a metric crapton of flowing molten gravy.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Don’t Let Him Eat My Soup!’: Camel Sneaks Into Kitchen, Treats Himself to Pantry Snack
Everyone knows about rats and their love of kitchens — Remy the ratatouille immediately comes to mind — as well as raccoons, who don’t just love kitchens but the garbage they produce, too.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
iPhone Falls 16,000 Ft During Alaska Airlines Door Disaster, Manages to Emerge Unscathed
Though the infamously indestructible Nokia 3310 may have been discontinued in 2005, the now-bygone brick phone has finally found an equally sturdy successor — one stubborn iPhone plucked virtually unscathed from the rubble of Friday’s Alaska Airlines dis
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
‘The D Is Fire’: Gypsy Rose Blanchard Brags About How Good Her Husband’s Pipe Game Is
Though Gypsy Rose Blanchard may have only been out of prison for less than a week, she’s already making the most of her time as a free woman — namely, getting absolutely dicked down by her hubby.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
