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Twitter Debates the Proper Way to Handcuff a Snake

It’s a tale as old as time — you’re out and about when suddenly, you spy a snake committing a robbery, a homicide or in the case of Rick and Morty’s Snake Hitler, a whole ass genocide.

20 Tweets Proving Twitter Is a Vicious Hellscape

The weather has finally broken, and 80 degree days are back. That in itself calls for some celebratory tweets.

Twitter Is Hellbent on Finding Out Brie Larson’s Bra Secrets

Kids on TikTok Are Falling In Love With Their Sex Swapped Selves

Move over, Timothee Chalamet and Megan Fox – the teens of TikTok have a brand new crush to pine after – gender-swapped versions of themselves.

Filing Cabinet Smoker Proves BBQ Season Is Here for a Good Time, Not a Long Time

Rust, paint, and fumes, oh my! Unfortunately we can't confirm, but this has 'Florida Man' written all over it.

20 Insane Tweets That’ll Keep Us up at Night

Midweek work blues got you down? Never fear, we've got another batch of tweets to share.

Woman Terrorizes Mother With Her 'During Church' and 'After Church' Looks

Krystal Stanley loves to terrorize her mother with her outgoing personality and shameless jokes.

NSFW Washing Machine is Keeping Neighbors up at Night

No that's not page 72 of PornHub dot com you're hearing through your paper thin walls, that's just the world's horniest washing machine.

Nature's Marvels: One in a Billion Moments Captured on Camera

In this compilation video, take a look at some of the most unusual moments in nature from all around the world.

PSA, Horny People of the Internet: Craigslist Missed Connections Are All the Way Back

There was a brief moment back in March of 2018 when society was collectively mourning the loss of a classic hook-up tool; Craigslist Missed Connections.

'3 Weeks I've Been Waiting for This Hole to be Closed': Arnold Schwarzenegger Fixes His Own Pothole Like a Champ

Good guy Arnold Schwarzenegger took a page out of the Ron Swanson book of local politics and fixed a pothole with his barehands.

Deepfake Reimagines Schwarzenegger and Stallone as Jay and Silent Bob

Comedian and YouTuber Brian Monarch is arguably the greatest deepfake creator in the game right now.

Man Reviews the Best Frozen Pizzas From the Frozen Pizza Expo

The food TikToker Kevin, or SnacksEatingSnacks, went to the 2023 national food expo as part of his "mission to find the best new frozen pizza that you'll be able to get in the next year."

20 Fire Tweets to Keep Us on Our Feet

Elon Musk continues proving just how unfunny he truly is. This time over the Twitter HQ's sign.

Buckingham Palace Tourist Gets an Earful after Touching King’s Guard

King's Guard, 1. Ignorant entitled tourist, 0.

Strange But True: 30 Facts That Blew Our Minds

A collection of facts and knowledge nuggets that prove sometimes truth really is stranger than fiction.

20 Male Living Spaces That Are Living Thier Dream

It doesn't take much to make dudes happy when it comes to living conditions. A bed, a television, maybe a chair. That's about it.

TikTok's 'Consensual Doxxing' Guru Teaches Terrifying Master Class In Internet Stalking

Bad news for the dudebros commenting behind anime avatars and middle-school-AIM-ass usernames — TikTok’s most beloved armchair private investigator can and will find you … so long as you consent.

Happy Easter, Here's Pedro Pascal As Chocolate Eggs

From Purple-clad cadbury to an eye-gauging Eton mess, here is every candy egg Pedro Pascal has ever resembled.

Dude Makes a Homemade Tandoor Oven Out of His Garbage Can

Simon Braud is a Louisiana fitness coach and Indian food lover, as well as a handy dude who loves to cook.

Martha Stewart Drinks a Margarita Out of a Measuring Cup During Panel

But hey, life is short. As @jessicajessica1717 so aptly put it in Kozuch’s comments: “Don’t wait until you are 81. Start now. Live the life you want.”

35 Kickass Pics to Slay Your Boredom

Forget about everything and enjoy this batch of randoms packed to the absolute brim with awesome and cool photos.

‘How Does it Know It’s There’: This Paper and Egg Mirror Trick Will Fuck With Your Head

In the viral video, TikTok user NotRaff holds his egg up to a mirror, with a piece of paper in between the egg and the glass.

48 Lighthearted Photos To Help You Unwind And Relax

Take some time for yourself this weekend to do nothing but relax and enjoy a batch of random pics with no relevance intended.

Jim Carrey Once Asked to Repeat a Line (In Character), That Question Made It into the Final Cut

Jim Carrey's resume includes heavy-hitting films such as 'Dumb & Dumber', 'Ace Ventura', and 'The Mask.' His characters include the Grinch, the Riddler, and Doctor Eggman. It's safe to say he's got the chops.