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Woman On Slots Hot Streak Refuses to Leave Her Seat and Pisses Her Pants
Don't mess with lady luck! Especially when you're on a heater.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Eww
15 Illustrated Guides and Charts You Might Find Useful
These might help you navigate through life.
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
Reddit User Polishes Silver and Copper Using McDonald’s 'Mayo-Style Sauce'
Last week, Redditor u/vectron5 took to the platform with a McDonald’s related discovery they’d been lovin’ – a few splurts of the goo can leave your fancy cutlery looking as good as new.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
20 Stories from People Who Allegedly Slept with Celebrities
Sometimes the elaborate lives of celebrities intertwine with those of their fans or 'common folk.' One thing leads to another, and something truly special happens...sex, it's obvious we're talking about sex.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
Harrowing 911 Call Released of 5 Kids Trapped in Staten Island Sewer
According to the New York Fire Department, five Staten Island boys got trapped in a sewer early this week and had to be rescued by authorities. Like something out of 'Stand By Me', the boys walked into a tunnel that led to the sewers under Cloves Lake Par
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
Raw Milk and Twisted Tea: The Amish on TikTok Know How to Party
Earlier this month, Amish influencer Johnny Detweiler took to TikTok to offer his 111,000 followers a glimpse at how the Amish get down, a process that like all the best things in life, involves a barn, bonnets and a whole lot of Twisted Tea.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
ER or the 27 Club: Woman Breaks Down Why 5 Inches Is Actually the Perfect Length
After centuries of dick debates and discussion, we’ve finally reached a consensus surrounding the age-old inquiry for whether penis size matters — a resounding yes because taking a 12-inch dick hurts, goddamnit.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
Female TikToker Says There's a Loophole in the Torah That Allows Women to Masturbate
Though the Torah has rigid rules on everything from eating cheeseburgers to turning on the lights during the sabbath, according to the texts of Judaism, the Torah doesn’t say anything about flicking another type of switch.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
