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Bryan Johnson Says His Heroic Dose of Psilocybin ‘Changed Him,’ Calls His Followers ‘Terrible’

You love to see it.

Bryan Johnson Plans to Melt His Face off With Three Five-Gram Doses of Magic Mushrooms

Good Guy Prisoner Mistakenly Released from Jail Turns Himself In

That’s got to count for something, right?

Charlie Kirk Edits Are Spreading Like Wildfire

The internet hasn’t forgotten Charlie Kirk.

Dude Tries to Use Monopoly ‘Get Out of Jail Free’ Card During Traffic Stop

He should’ve tried the Uno Reverse.

Teenager Charged After Allegedly Putting Googly Eyes on Famous Monument

No funny deed goes unpunished.

Jury Rules the D.C. Sandwich Thrower Is Innocent

According to a jury, it was not assault with a deli weapon.

Saudi Arabia Drastically Scales Back Plans for Futuristic City ‘The Line’

It’s the end of the line.

People Are Accusing Sydney Sweeney of Staging Paparazzi Photos

All this, just to sit on a rock?

People Are Comparing the White House’s New Decor to The Cheesecake Factory

It’s just as gaudy and confusing!

LED Lights Have Desynchronized Women’s Menstrual Cycles from the Moon

Healthcare Provider Apologizes After Accidentally Telling Hundreds of People They Passed Away

Nothing ruins your morning quite like being told you no longer exist.

Bros Are Using ‘Chicken Lamp Therapy’ to Fight Their Seasonal Depression

Bok bok!

AI Evangelists Are Avoiding Dangerous Activities Because They Believe the Singularity Is Imminent

Stop trying to make the singularity happen; it’s never going to happen.

‘Lion’ Reported Running Wild in Ireland Was Actually Just a Big, Furry Dog

Less “King of the Jungle,” more “Average Good Boy.”

Tourist Who Stole Skull from Church 60 Years Ago Sends It Back With a Note Saying ‘Sorry’

Better late than never.

Man Accidentally Got Paid His Colleagues’ Salaries and Refuses to Return It

Sorry, boss — that’s your problem, not mine!

Thieves Stole $80,000 Worth of Whipped Cream in the Middle of the Night

Don’t they know it’s mostly air?

Lawyer Claims His Client Is Just a ‘Gamer’ After FBI Boasts of Thwarting Halloween Terror Plot

We call this playing the “actually, my client is an edgelord loser” card.

People Think JD Vance and Erika Kirk Are Sleeping Together

Could you imagine?

Lawsuit Alleges 'Billions' of Drake's Spotify Streams Are Fake

Honestly, sounds like something he’d do.

MTV Cancels ‘Ridiculousness’ after 46 Seasons

Let’s have a moment of silence.

Kash Patel Took a Taxpayer-Funded Government Jet to See His Girlfriend Perform at a Wrestling Event

Yeah, you can’t do that.

People Think the 49ers Keep Getting Injured Because They’re Too Close to a Power Station

At this point, 49er fans will entertain anything.

Lawsuit Claims Meta Downloaded Loads of Adult Videos for AI Training, Meta Says It Was ‘Personal Use

“Your honor, we weren’t stealing data — we were just cranking our hogs!”