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According to New BMI Standards, 70% of Americans Now Considered ‘Obese’

According to New BMI Standards, 70% of Americans Now Considered ‘Obese’

We’re in this together.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

Scientists Say ‘Butt Breathing’ Is Very Real and Will One Day Save People’s Lives

Scientists Say ‘Butt Breathing’ Is Very Real and Will One Day Save People’s Lives

The minds behind the discovery were, of course, awarded a Nobel Prize for their efforts.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

Millennials Aren't Worried About Gen Z Taking Their Jobs

Millennials Aren't Worried About Gen Z Taking Their Jobs

The hustle is over.

By Peter Rapine

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48% of Gen Z Think There's Too Much Nudity In Movies

48% of Gen Z Think There's Too Much Nudity In Movies

Grow up.

By Peter Rapine

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The New York Times Leaked Luigi Mangione's Diary

The New York Times Leaked Luigi Mangione's Diary

That’s not very nice.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

China Is in an Uproar After Discovering a Major Restaurant Chain Uses Pre-Made Food

China Is in an Uproar After Discovering a Major Restaurant Chain Uses Pre-Made Food

Just wait until they hear about Applebee’s!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

Internet Users Are Collecting Nickels and Hoping to Melt Them for Millions

Internet Users Are Collecting Nickels and Hoping to Melt Them for Millions

What is a coin but a mix of metals you can sell?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

The AWS Outage Caused Multiple ‘Smart Beds’ to Overheat

The AWS Outage Caused Multiple ‘Smart Beds’ to Overheat

Meanwhile, all of us brokies with regular mattresses slept just fine.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

The Internet Is Taking the Side of the Louvre Robbers

The Internet Is Taking the Side of the Louvre Robbers

It’s giving Ocean’s 11.

By Peter Rapine

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California Otters Are Biting Surfers and Stealing Their Boards

California Otters Are Biting Surfers and Stealing Their Boards

Sorry, surfers, but this is otter country!

By Braden Bjella

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Kevin Costner Responds to Article Calling Him ‘Difficult to Work With’ by Searching for Treasure at the Bottom of the Ocean

Kevin Costner Responds to Article Calling Him ‘Difficult to Work With’ by Searching for Treasure at the Bottom of the Ocean

Meanwhile all I get for being difficult to work with is “fired.”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

Reddit’s New AI Keeps Telling Users to Commit Crimes

Reddit’s New AI Keeps Telling Users to Commit Crimes

Reddit’s new “Answers” feature provides responses sourced across the entire site — including the dark corners.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

Jared Leto's 'Tron: Ares' Was a Bigger Flop Than 'Morbius'

Jared Leto's 'Tron: Ares' Was a Bigger Flop Than 'Morbius'

Why do they keep casting this guy?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

'Operation Inflation': Google Searches for 'Inflatable Costume' Hit New Highs as ‘No Kings’ Rally Approaches

'Operation Inflation': Google Searches for 'Inflatable Costume' Hit New Highs as ‘No Kings’ Rally Approaches

Frogmen as far as the eye can see.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

Gen Z Protestors Have Toppled Another Government

Gen Z Protestors Have Toppled Another Government

Gen Z is rising up.

By Peter Rapine

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Scientific Study Confirms the Chicago Rat Hole Was Actually a Squirrel Hole

Scientific Study Confirms the Chicago Rat Hole Was Actually a Squirrel Hole

Okay, maybe science is cool.

By Peter Rapine

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People Fear MrBeast Is Starting a Bank After Filing Trademark for 'MrBeast Financial'

People Fear MrBeast Is Starting a Bank After Filing Trademark for 'MrBeast Financial'

Sell it all!

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

Government Worker Loses Clearance After Flooding Federal Servers With 180,000 Explicit Pics for His Spicy AI Project

Government Worker Loses Clearance After Flooding Federal Servers With 180,000 Explicit Pics for His Spicy AI Project

Show this headline to someone from even a decade ago and their brain would explode.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

The Internet Officially Has More AI-Generated Articles Than Human Ones

The Internet Officially Has More AI-Generated Articles Than Human Ones

It was fun while it lasted.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

Trump Attacks Unflattering Time Cover Photo of His 'Neck-ussy'

Trump Attacks Unflattering Time Cover Photo of His 'Neck-ussy'

Time Magazine knows what they’re doing.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

OpenAI to Lift Its Ban on Smut for Adult Users This December

OpenAI to Lift Its Ban on Smut for Adult Users This December

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

Arby's Is Being Sued for False Advertising Because Their Sandwiches Look Nothing Like the Pictures

Arby's Is Being Sued for False Advertising Because Their Sandwiches Look Nothing Like the Pictures

Arby’s sandwiches are so ugly, someone is taking them to court.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

How the Seahorse Emoji Became the Latest Mandela Effect and Broke ChatGPT

How the Seahorse Emoji Became the Latest Mandela Effect and Broke ChatGPT

It’s not just ChatGPT — the nonexistent seahorse emoji has been driving people mad for years.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

Chinese Crypto Exchange Offers Free KFC Meals After $19 Billion Flash Crash

Chinese Crypto Exchange Offers Free KFC Meals After $19 Billion Flash Crash

That should help.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

Peru’s New President Celebrated His Inauguration by Unfollowing a Bunch of Adult Content Creators

Peru’s New President Celebrated His Inauguration by Unfollowing a Bunch of Adult Content Creators

The previous President was just ousted. Now, the new leader is ringing in his administration by wiping his hard drive.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

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