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50 Cent Thanks Chelsea Handler For Hyping Up His Big Dick

50 Cent Thanks Chelsea Handler For Hyping Up His Big Dick

50 Cent? More like whole dollar, according to the NSFW tidbit from comedian Chelsea Handler’s recent stand-up set.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Old People Don’t Know How to Skip': Why Are People Forgetting How to Skip?

'Old People Don’t Know How to Skip': Why Are People Forgetting How to Skip?

Can you skip? Of course, you think you can, everybody does, but really, can you? The answer might surprise you, especially if you’re over the age of 30.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'If You Buy Her Two Margaritas, She Will Pounce Right On Your Penis': Sister Cindy's Abstinence Sermon Had the Opposite Effect She Was Hoping For

'If You Buy Her Two Margaritas, She Will Pounce Right On Your Penis': Sister Cindy's Abstinence Sermon Had the Opposite Effect She Was Hoping For

While talking to a group of students, her sentiments sparked uproarious applause.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Everything to Know About TikTok’s Favorite New Amphibian, the Lake Titicaca Scrotum Frog

Everything to Know About TikTok’s Favorite New Amphibian, the Lake Titicaca Scrotum Frog

Meet Telmatobius Culeus, Lake Titicaca’s resident “scrotum frog” grabbing TikTok – and the internet as a whole – by the balls.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

These Man Boobs Are the Face of the NBA Finals

These Man Boobs Are the Face of the NBA Finals

Taken with the 42nd pick in the 2nd round of 2014’s NBA draft, Jokić was such an unknown prospect that he was selected during a Taco Bell commercial break.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'How the Hell You Cleaning That?': Twitter Baffled by Gravel-Esque Shower Tile

'How the Hell You Cleaning That?': Twitter Baffled by Gravel-Esque Shower Tile

Do you really like the look of gravel driveways? Does the concept of having a clean shower simply not appeal to your aesthetic (and hygienic) sensibilities?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Meet Willy Bonercamp and John Hogcock: Twitter's Most Bizarre List of Painfully Real Names

Meet Willy Bonercamp and John Hogcock: Twitter's Most Bizarre List of Painfully Real Names

That’s what the Twitter account Actual Names thinks, and the people behind it have been tweeting out silly names of laymen from throughout history since 2014. Here are 34 of their funniest finds.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The 'Side Chick Renaissance' Is Upon Us

The 'Side Chick Renaissance' Is Upon Us

From now on, May will be forever known as 'Side Chick Appreciation Month.'

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Ron DeSantis’ Laugh Should Disqualify Him From Running for President

Ron DeSantis’ Laugh Should Disqualify Him From Running for President

Does this look like the face of a man who has been accused of grooming underage women and hit with attack ads dubbing him 'pudding fingers' by his opponent?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Smelling Like Donuts Is the Key to Getting Laid, Dating Expert Claims

Smelling Like Donuts Is the Key to Getting Laid, Dating Expert Claims

The key to getting that d? Smelling like a donut, if one TikTok relationship expert’s viral advice is to be believed.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

’Don’t Worry, Fellas! I Had A.I. Fix It!’: Graphics Nerd Uses A.I. to 'Fix' Zelda’s ‘Poor Graphics’

’Don’t Worry, Fellas! I Had A.I. Fix It!’: Graphics Nerd Uses A.I. to 'Fix' Zelda’s ‘Poor Graphics’

This is how he feels about the Nintendo Switch’s latest release, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Woman’s Boston Pronunciation of ‘Kim Kardashian’ Is Scaring Animals

Woman’s Boston Pronunciation of ‘Kim Kardashian’ Is Scaring Animals

Earlier this month, Nogueira shot to virality yet again with a tutorial recreating Kim Kardashian’s smokey, neutral Met Gala makeup look.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'10 iPhones Later': People Are Roasting GTAV’s iPhone 4 to Show How Old the Game Is

'10 iPhones Later': People Are Roasting GTAV’s iPhone 4 to Show How Old the Game Is

It has been a long time since we’ve gotten any real news on Grand Theft Auto VI.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

4Chan Leaks Indiana Jones 5 Plot So You Don't Have to Watch

4Chan Leaks Indiana Jones 5 Plot So You Don't Have to Watch

EDITORS NOTE: SPOILERS for Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (did you not read the title?)

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Greatest Trash-Talkers of All-Time

Greatest Trash-Talkers of All-Time

Twitter user @SagED_UP asked his followers “Who is the greatest trash talker of all time?” and the Twitter audience delivered.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Artificial Intelligence Could Kill All of Us and Hurt Us the Entire Time We’re Dying’: The Best Questions From the Senate’s AI Oversight Subcommittee

‘Artificial Intelligence Could Kill All of Us and Hurt Us the Entire Time We’re Dying’: The Best Questions From the Senate’s AI Oversight Subcommittee

On Tuesday, May 16, Senator John Kennedy partook in a hearing for the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on Privacy, Technology & the Laws, where he grilled OpenAI CEO Sam Altman about the risks of A.I. – and the intricacies of a hypothetical robot overtaking.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Gay Twitter Drags How Non-Drag Ursula's Makeup Is

Gay Twitter Drags How Non-Drag Ursula's Makeup Is

The excitement for Disney’s live-action The Little Mermaid adaptation is everywhere on the internet.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Woke Mind Virus Kills the Word Wiener From the Wienermobile

Woke Mind Virus Kills the Word Wiener From the Wienermobile

The woke mob is coming for our wieners.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Jimmy Fallon Is Getting Roasted on Bluesky

Jimmy Fallon Is Getting Roasted on Bluesky

Jimmy Fallon's first day on Bluesky did not go well.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Our Time Is Now’: Awkward Men Have Become the Hottest Thing on the Dating Market

‘Our Time Is Now’: Awkward Men Have Become the Hottest Thing on the Dating Market

Sorry hot girls and Chet Hanks – this year is all about awkward dude summer if TikTok’s thirst posts are any indication.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Zelda Shirts and Cargo Shorts: Twitter Debates What the Male Equivalent of a Sundress Is

Zelda Shirts and Cargo Shorts: Twitter Debates What the Male Equivalent of a Sundress Is

“What is the male equivalent of a sundress?” they asked in their post. “Does it exist?”

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Dude Goes on TV to Talk About Youth Mental Health, Instead Gets Roasted For Killing His Plant

Dude Goes on TV to Talk About Youth Mental Health, Instead Gets Roasted For Killing His Plant

Jack Turban MD is a youth mental health expert, and “an assistant professor of child & adolescent psychiatry at The University of California San Francisco.”

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Nobody Fucks Like This Arcade’s ‘Time Crisis’ Wizard

Nobody Fucks Like This Arcade’s ‘Time Crisis’ Wizard

Jason Bourne, you’ve got some real life-competition.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Kris is Getting So lazy': No One Is Buying the Kylie Jenner Timothée Chalamet Dating Rumors

'Kris is Getting So lazy': No One Is Buying the Kylie Jenner Timothée Chalamet Dating Rumors

After years of duking it out with the Devil over who works harder, Satan may have finally managed to edge out the KarJenner matriarch.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

TikTok's Turkish Heartthrob Is the Definition of 'Serving Cunt'

TikTok's Turkish Heartthrob Is the Definition of 'Serving Cunt'

TikTok’s new main character @muraterdem528 gives a whole new meaning to the snack “Turkish Delight” by showing off his iconic mustache, chin-length coiffed hair, and immaculate style.

By angeshier

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

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