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Komodo Dragon is the Actual Throat GOAT After Swallowing Goat Whole

After roughly 80 years as the supreme of sloppy toppy, it appears late First Lady Nancy Reagan may have finally met her match — a goat-munching komodo dragon who took the title of “throat goat” to terrifying new heights.

Pit Bull Refuses to Go to the Bathroom in the Snow

It’s a universally acknowledged truth that good boys and girls should never, not for one minute or one second, suffer in any way.

It’s So Cold This Poor Woman Woke Up to Her Fish Bowl Frozen Solid

RIP Greg, we barely knew ya.

Italian Town Makes Dog Poop DNA Database to Fine Public Poopers

Depending on where you live and how considerate your neighbors are, dog poop might be the bane of your existence or something you rarely have cause to think about (you lucky bastard).

Penguin Nopes Out After Accidentally Bothering Sea Lion

Penguins, they’re just like us … and by just like us, we mean that they, too, are not strangers to noping the hell out of awkward situations.

Watch This Video of a Tiger Throwing Up

Some things require no explanation. On that note, here’s a video of a tiger throwing up:

'He Didn't Have to Do All That': Drama Queen Panda Somersaults Away After Slipping From Swing

No matter how much of a drama queen you think you may be, there will always be someone more dramatic.

Horny Elk Are Losing Their Damn Minds This Mating Season

You thought teenagers were bad? Say hello to horny elks.

Woman Keeps Getting Absolutely Owned by the Rodent Living in Her House

Unless you’re a Disney princess, dealing with unwanted animals in your home isn’t ideal.

Monkey Monday: Nothing But Monkey Business

There’s a reason we have numerous phrases about monkeys either conducting business or horsing around, monkeys are nuts!

Bored Crypto Bros Are Betting on Hamster Races

Remember cryptocurrency?

Everything to Know About TikTok’s Favorite New Amphibian, the Lake Titicaca Scrotum Frog

Meet Telmatobius Culeus, Lake Titicaca’s resident “scrotum frog” grabbing TikTok – and the internet as a whole – by the balls.

Twitter Debates the Proper Way to Handcuff a Snake

It’s a tale as old as time — you’re out and about when suddenly, you spy a snake committing a robbery, a homicide or in the case of Rick and Morty’s Snake Hitler, a whole ass genocide.

Why Yeeting Baby Puffins off Cliffs Is the Moral Thing to Do

For a few weeks in August and September, the people of Vestmannaeyjar are on a mission – spending "puffling season" finding lost puffins who have mistaken city lights for the moon, their guiding light to sea, and toss them back into the waters where they

Animal Facts That Prove Human Nature Isn’t That Strange after All

Humans are pretty messed up, nobody's denying that. However, some fairly simple research on animals reveals that human nature isn't all THAT strange.

Dogs On TikTok Are Coming to Collect the 'Cheese Tax'

Move over estate tax, sales tax and soda tax, it seems yet another tax — one dog owners know too damn well — has emerged as the center of TikTok’s latest viral song: The Cheese Tax.

Did This Woman Just Solve the Egg Crisis? Chicken Conspiracy Blows Roof off the Coop

It's only February and we're in the thick of the great egg shortage crisis of 2023.

Scientists Discover New Deep-Sea Creature and He's a F**ked Up Little Guy

According to the Australia Museum, scientists have discovered multiple deep-sea creatures that have never before been seen.

Japanese Officials Assassinate Leader of Baby-Stealing Monkey Gang

Elephant Tramples Woman, Returns to Her Funeral to Trample Her Some More

A 70-year-old woman living in Odisha's Mayurbhanj was killed by a passing elephant. It returned to her funeral hours after her death to trample her corpse a second time.

Massive Chinese Sinkhole is Hiding a Prehistoric Forest

Pissed-off Dolphin Drags Trainer Around Underwater at Miami Seaquarium

It has since been confirmed that the trainer was taken to the hospital, but did not sustain any serious injuries.

PETA Tweet about Dog Collar Backfires Spectacularly

Everyone's favorite animal rights organization is making waves once again.

Insanely Fat Black Bear, Hank the Tank, Terrorizing Lake Tahoe and Evading Police

Hank the Tank has broken into almost 40 homes since July and evaded Fish & Wildlife for months.

Bronx Zoo Continues Tradition of Naming Cockroaches After Your Ex's For Valentines Day

There has been a long-running tradition around the country of zoos naming animals after exes, and most animals chosen are not the cute and cuddly kind.